Nice to see you /vp/-boy! Already got a girlfriend? Or is too

>>28177286
God I want to suck his dick so bad

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>tfw a girl likes you

Your Blastoise and Ash's loser Grenigger have one thing in common. They're both fucking jobbers that lost to a Charizard. Go back to researching, loser.

>>28177286
god, i miss you so much

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>>28177286
>Always loses to the MC
>Boasts and acts all smug regardless of that.

Best game character adaptation ever.

>>28177286
Hello Gary, why yes I do have a girlfriend. Say, have you published anything since Johto wrapped?

Anything at all?

You know they say publications are lifeblood in academia, right Gary? Can't get funding for research without that sort of thing under your belt.

Anyway, great to run into you again, just like old times.

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>>28177313
Is not like i need your approval for this fag

>>28177324
Stop posting Ash

>>28177327
Everyone does

Why yes, I do have a girlfriend.

Why yes, I am a stinky loser.

>>28177380
You know it's true, faggot. Atleast Ash made it to a final. What's your best finish? Top 16? Second-tier trainer.

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Hey Gary. Want to help a winner out on his journey?

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>>28177324
Hey man, Greninja didn't do that bad.

>>28177286
Nah, my fiancée likely wouldn't approve.

>Current Year
>Having a girlfriend

What even is the point, just live the hookup lifestyle like everyone else these days if you want to stick your dick in disgusting 3D

Romantic commitment of an actual relationship is probably gonna end badly, not worth the risk

>>28177286
I got a boyfriend. Does that count?

>>28180024

Who hurt you anon?

I want to worship Gary's cock

>>28180123
Nobody hurt me, it's just the way western society is today. Romance isn't really the magical disney bullshit people used to treat it like. Hook up for a night, fuck to satisfy those urges, then go your separate ways and get on with your lives without the hassle.