>girl shows me her team >Flareon >Vaporeon >Jolteon

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>>28170731
>show her my dragonite
>sucks my dick on the spot
>gets pregnant

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>>28170757

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>>28170731
>a grown man shows me his team

>bisharp
>tyranitar
>charizard
>metagross
>weavile
>unfezant

>Person shows me their favourite Pokemon list
>Charizard
>Pikachu
>Mewtwo
>Squirtle

Why do these people claim to be Pokemon fans?

>implying girls play pokemon

>>28171300
>implying boys play pokemon

>>28171300
>>28171438
>implying pokemon

>>28171501
>pokemon

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>>28170757
>oral
>gets pregnant

>>28170731
>normie shows me his team

>Nidoking
>Arcanine
>Charizard
>Blastoise
>Gyarados
>Mewtwo

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>>28170757

>>28171727
he fills her up so much the cream transcends her body

>>28171100
Male or female

>>28171209
>/vp/ shows me his favorite pokemon
>Lucario
>Zoroark
>Greninja Ash forme
>Keldeo
>Blaziken
>Gardevoir
>"hmph... Yeah, I'm somewhat of a poke patrician... A true fan, if you will"

>>28170731
> Implying she knows how to evolve Umbreon & Espeon

>>28171770
A grown man (female)

>>28171781
you forgot goodra and Electric lizard

>>28171811
The fucking bird, also the Weavile

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>>28170731
>my little sister shows me her team
>primal kyogre
>lugia
>dialga
>zekrom
>mega rayquaza
>deoxys

>"I'm the best trainer EVER! Nobody can defeat me because I only have Legendaries!"

>sweep her in 15 turns, level 50 all
>she slaps me like a bitch and tries to steal my new 3DS before running away
>mfw

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>>28171781

>/vp/ shows me its team
>Heliolisk
>Heliolisk
>Heliolisk
>Heliolisk
>Heliolisk
>Heliolisk

>>28171837
What was YOUR team though?

>smogon shows me its team

>Slowbro
>Yveltal
>Sableye
>Ferrothorn
>Chansey
>Arceus

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>>28171837
Hmmmm

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>>28171858

>>28171846
perfect natures, IVs, movesets and type coverage with steath rock

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>>28171858
>no Talonflame
What

>>28171843
>the hat
>the naruto symbol thing
>the toy sword
>the sneakers

ARUPHA AS FUCKU

>>28170731
>no best eeveelution, Leafeon

What a shitty grill

>>28171918
Ain't nothing wrong with sneakers

>>28171846

>Gengar-Mega
>Staraptor-Shiny
>Weavile
>Lucario
>Scizor
>Roserade

>>28171100
>unfezant
I don't get the "unfezant is edgy" meme, someone elaborate, please...

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>>28171727
It's magic

>>28171837
>sweep her in 15 turns
It took you 15 turns?
Fucking Casuals

>>28170731
>Friend shows me his ORAS team

>Blaziken
>Sceptile
>Latios
>Groudon
>Kyogre
>Manetric

>"I like this team because they can all mega evolve!" he said...

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>/vp/oreon shows me his team
>raichu
>crobat nicknamed brobat
>arcanine
>heracross
>dragonair
>dewott

>>28171858
>Smogonbird and Smogonsword nowhere in sight
You had one fucking job anon.

>/vp/ shows me their team

>Bug pokemon
>Poison pokemon

You're not fooling anyone you fucking contrarian ass chodes. You literally only like them because no one else does.

>>28172943
>>28172780

>>28171837
>tfw no younger sibling to bully in Pokémon

>>28170731
>picking umbreon
>ever

>>28174796
Umbreon is a great staller in Monotype brah.
Dunno if it's the best eeveelution competitively but it's certainly not the worst.

>>28172943
>Implying Scolipede isn't the shit

>>28172943
Don't forget all the "quirky" objectmons.

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>cousin shows me his team
>ask him where's the defogger/spinner
>he says his school banned hazards

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>He only likes Dragon types on his team

>>28171997
He just named all of Alan's Pokemon, which we saw in the league final against Ash.

They're all edgemon except unfezent which is kinda out of place

>>28175128

based school

I gave my brother a shuckle to help him in his battles with friends.
>He swept them so hard shuckle got banned.
>And so did toxic

>>28175146
>battle brother
>3 to 4 steel types on his team
>registeel, ferrothorn, escavalier, bronzong, tyranitar and garchomp.
>have a focus blast accelgor w/final gambit
>packin a chandelure and porygon z
>fireblast everything, ice beam the chomp, fb the tar and gambit the zong
>ebin the win

>>28170757
Wait what?

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>>28170731
>nephew shows me his team

>greninja
>charizard
>blaziken
>lucario
>lapras
>xerneas

>>28175269
Haha I have my shuckle in every online battle. Every time someone tried to sweep me with a mega mewtwo or a legendary I just use power swap and toxic them to death while spamming protect and infestation. Delicious tears

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>>28171843
>Naruto headband

Why do girls suck at Pokemon?

>>28175308
your nephew browses /vp/.

>>28175308
Ha, faggot.

>>28170731
>sister shows me her yellow team

>Pikachu
>Charizard
>Blastoise
>Venusaur
>Articuno
>Mewtwo

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>12 y.o. shows me his team
>6 starters

>>28170731
>girl denies the leaked evolutions with mallow

drop that bitch

>>28171731
not genwunner at all

>>28171100
kek

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>>28171837
My little brother's TCG deck is entirely EXes that don't work together and ones that he scammed from his friends.

>>28175736
I love you guys can bully your siblings being the older one. I'm just a lone child, fuck.

>>28170731
>2016
>people still use legendaries on their team

>>28172780
>not having crobat at least in your top 3 bros

>>28175423
Yellow is a shit for giving you so many pokemon you never want to switch out. You only have 2 free slots if you keep your starters and pikachu, which I always did

>>28175918
Also if you keep your fighting pokemon and fossil you really have no free slots in the game at all.
Goddamn yellow is the best game that rewards the worst work ethic. You just get given all the best mons

>>28175146
b-but dragons are cool

>>28170731
>Friend shows me his X team

>Greninja
>Charizard
>Blaziken (From the event)
>Mewtwo
>Xerneas
>Lucario

>>28176315
And want to know what he was using before he got Mewtwo?
Fucking Lapras

>>28172780
>>raichu
>>crobat
>>arcanine
>>heracross
>>dragonair
Literally nothing wrong with those pokemon

>>28175128
fking smogon

>>28175369
I'm a boy and I suck at competitive too.

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>My friend shows me his team
>100% Shiny Mythicals
>"I caught them in the grass outside Pallet in FireRed"

>>28171843
Wearing tennis shoes while not exercising...the true mark of the beta.

>>28175373

No, he just uses handouts and never catches anything. Except the box legendary. With a master ball.

>>28172943
>"Donut" team

>>28171858
>not talonflame, aegislash, mega rayquaza, blaziken, landorus-t and klefki

>>28170731
>girl shows me her team

>muk
>macargo
>goodra
>swalot

What's with girls and getting goo'd on?

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>>28178120
I don't know anon.

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>small children
>have generic teams

Wow its almost like their children, something we were once.

>>28173090
>tfw when no younger sibling who will do sexual favors for pokemon

>retarded memer shows me his team
>quagsire
>dunsparce
>farfetch'd
>shuckle
>crobat
>sableye
>all of them have stupid meme names or have "bro" in their name somewhere

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>go to fight a guy
>he's giggling a bit
>it's six avaluggs

>>28178651
>things that never happened: the post
>false flagging: the post
(^: