Stumbled on this website looking for a picture of Cyndaquil.

>>28159077
Nice blog faggot

>>28159077
weapons grade autism

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>>28159077
Is this you?

>>28159304
No. I think I would just an hero if I felt compelled to make stuff like that.

>>28159077
>the gastly

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No

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>>28159077
>>28159433
>>28159733
Lot of dubs in this thread.

Thanks op just found new fap material

>Zubat's genitalia are slightly more sensitive to sunlight than the rest of his body. To protect his genitals he flies in a horizontal orientation so that his body covers them. His willy and balls flop and bounce as he flies along.

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what

>>28159077
That had the potential to be cool.
It's fucking awful though, holy shit

I'm not even surprised something like this exists, but what I don't get is why pretty much ever entry describes the foreskin in detail and how much stuff flops around.

Also
>Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

wew

>>28159077
http://kilkakon.com/me.html
>Hello, I'm Tristan Keating, otherwise known as Kilkakon. I love God as well as love helping others and making them happy. I've just completed University (Bachelor of Science in Computer Science & Games Technology) and now seek to start generating some income in order to further my goals of improving the quality of life of every person on this planet for the glory of God. If you're interested in having me help you out professionaly, contact me right away! If you are here for the fun things--I hope I can make you happy in the small way that I can. :)
uhhhhhhhh

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>>28160047
Jesus fuck...

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Dat shiny mode thou
Not every poke can be ether gender
2.234/17

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>>28160047
>>28160112
kilkakon-totodile.deviantart.com/art/Want-to-RP-with-me-573753415
This guy is repressed as fuck.

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>>28159077
>implying that charizard, a reptile, has mammalian genitalia
anon...

>Furret
>When nesting, he takes care of his young by curling up around them, resting his offspring on his soft, warm balls. His fuzzy ballsac acts as a safe and protective blanket, lulling his young to peaceful sleep.

>>28159077
I kek'd hard
Thank you, anon. I needed that

>Lacking any defensive special features like armour or thickened skin, Axew's genitalia contrast with his aggressive temperament. His foreskin is soft and flexible; his large balls hang peacefully in his long ballsac. Truly a Pokémon who is more aggressive than his genitals would suggest.

TRULY

>>28160339
Did this dude's dad teabag him when he was a kid or something? That's one hell of a weird fetish to have.

>>28160480
>fetish
It's not sexual :^)
>>28160047
>I'm sure some are wondering about the nudity and how that works with me being a Christian. I believe that nudity is totally innocent and that it's only when it's turned into something sexual that it becomes perverted.

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>>28159077
:(

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>>28159077

>>28160480
I like to think that the pastor touched him as a child.
He did mention he loves God, which implies that he is Christian too. (Source >>28160047).

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w-why does this unsettle me so much?

this shit isn't even anatomically accurate
it's just putting human dick and balls onto pokemon

fucking retarded, at least try to get it correct

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>>28159077
W H Y
H
Y

>>28159077
Hey, i drew that typhlosion!

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This is a level of cringe I did not prepare for...
>>28159994
>Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

why can't it breed then?

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>>28160639

Oh lord....

>they all have the same human dick with phimosis

well that's dissapointing

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>Said to appear in decrepit, deserted buildings. He has no real shape as his body is made of gas. Despite lacking substance, he can envelop an opponent of any size and put it to sleep without notice. When exposed to a strong wind, a Gastly's gaseous body quickly dwindles away. They cluster under the eaves of houses to escape the ravages of wind.

>Gastly's genitalia float independently of the main body, attached to a small cloud of poisonous gas. This cloud can appear and disappear in the same matter as the main body. Some trickster Gastly like to hide in odd locations, revealing only their genitalia, to give a surprise to anybody who notices them.
The Gastly line doesn't deserve this.

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>>28160639

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>Cloyster

>Serperior's return to a snake-like body has introduced a slit which contains the balls and willies. He can retract his genitals into his body to allow greater freedom of movement. When at rest he prefers to keep his genitalia exposed so they may absorb solar energy.

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>>28159077

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This is genuinely terrifying.

disgusting to say the least

>>28160047
>I hope I can make you happy in the small way that I can.
>for the Glory of God
By.....drawing soft dicks on all the Pokémon? You what?

>>28160572
The language this guy uses and fixation with genitalia reminds me of a serial killer like Albert Fish.

>>28159077
Lacking any defensive special features like armour or thickened skin, Axew's genitalia contrast with his aggressive temperament. His foreskin is soft and flexible; his large balls hang peacefully in his long ballsac. Truly a Pokémon who is more aggressive than his genitals would suggest.

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>>28161202
Is this going to be a new meme?

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>>28160639

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>>28160639
Why

I haven't even viewed the website yet and I'm on the verge of crying and have had to get out of my chair to walk around and clear my head twice.

I've seen a lot of cringe, but this is giga-cringe.

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>That Snivy though

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>>28161328

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>>28161146
Not just the genitals, but specifically the foreskin and the balls. There's a story to be told here, and I'm guessing it might be a story of regret.

>>28159077
Fresh material for the cringe thread.

>>28161665
>obsession with foreskin
>emphatically christian
hm...

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>>28159077
This is genuinely terrible.
It's not that it exists, it's that somebody put a lot of time into it existing.
Good god what the fuck

>>28161717
They're getting paid
https://www.patreon.com/UncensoredPokedex

>When viewed through a microscope, this Pokémon's short, fine, delicate hair can be seen covering his body. Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

This website is like a fever dream.

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>>28161767
Why is Professor Wisteria such a pervert?

>>28160556
>Despite their small size Aron's balls are surprisingly firm and heavy. His foreskin is also quite tough, featuring far less elasticity than one would expect of an unevolved Pokémon.
yup

>Someone actually took the time to make all this.

wew
I kek'd, though.

the kek train keeps on chugging

http://kilkakon-totodile.deviantart.com/

It isn't even that creative. All the balls and willies look the same.

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>Latios' genitalia hang underneath his body as he flies about. When he moves at top speed his genitalia flop backwards, safely behind his teardrop form. Both the foreskin and ballsac are incredibly smooth, reducing drag.

And here I thought many of the official dex entries were silly...

I think "balls and willies" should be a wordfilter.

I'm genuinely wondering what this guy looks like, now.

>>28161146
>/vp/ finds the website of a future serial killer

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>>28160639

>>28161953
>I love uncut pokémon boys! They are sooo cute! Snuggling them and seeing them play around innocently is so nice.
>I dislike erotic works and try to keep my distance from such matters.

>>28162027
He kills uncut guys and harvests their foreskin for his collection.

>>28162043
Joe's evil twin.

Holy shit his website is a goldmine

Here's a fun download for if you want charmanders to populate your desktop in a non-sexual way:
http://kilkakon.com /projects/other/charshimeji.zip

>>28162012
>www.kilkakon.com
How about you go and look like the rest of us are doing.

>>28161953
>Australia
not even fucking surprised

>>28162066
>>I love uncut pokémon boys! They are sooo cute! Snuggling them and seeing them play around innocently is so nice.
>>I dislike erotic works and try to keep my distance from such matters.

This reminds me of that comic about the guy who would talk about how soft his son's genitals were and then insist it wasn't weird or gross.

>>28162066
>I dislike erotic works and try to keep my distance from such matters.
>the guy drawing all the art for him also draws actually normal furry porn
uh?

>>28160047
>graduate with a degree in CS
>use your skills to make absurd pokemon porn

>>28162066
He should be a Rabbi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ7saAGn1Yw

>>28159769
Finally another anon who appreciates gets in /vp/.

http://konfluxwebdesign.com/index.php
His web design site

>>28162043
everyday faces
everyday places

>>28162141
it says it's gaming news but he offers no actual news about games. Just self-promotion and faggy vlogging.

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>>28162176

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfrYmWM_4BM

>>28162141
Does his charmander have a plush willie?

This comments on his DA are even more gold.

>I just think adorable things look even cuter with human-like genitalia.

>Cute innocent naked pokemon just make me smile.

>hehehehe >//w//< Id sure like to feel my genitals touching someone elses
>It's cute!

>I am a totodile boy you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqg2_1OxgU

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This man needs to be interviewed. We need someone to give us an inside look on his psyche

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This is legitimately creepy.

I don't think I've ever seen this level of repression. He very clearly has sexual urges relating to Pokemon but can't admit it because he thinks it's forbidden by his religion.

This whole thing is like a cry for help. Holy shit.

>>28162243
I found this in his journals
https://www.dropbox.com/s/buuazr6sridarln/psa.txt?dl=0

>>28162243
>I'll keep rocking on for sure, sorry that it was too much foreskin for you to handle!

I don't even watch this show but part of me want to see him on "My Strange Addiction"

>>28162337
Probably wouldn't find anything.

>I have a totodile persona that I use in games and forums. It's all just harmless fun though; I know I'm human, and no, I'm not a furry. Making that point crystal clear now. :)

>>28162437
Because a good serial killer can fool a psych exam?

>>28162458
Something like that. And not even serial killers either.

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>>28162451
This dude isn't kidding anyone.

I haven't looked at the OP link yet, are they all with cock and balls or is there at least one with a vagina?

>>28162350
I didn't realize how deep the rabbit-hole went when I posted this. The things people are digging up here are seriously disturbing, like serial killer/kidnapper material.

>>28162526
Only a couple.

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>>28162526
It's mostly male
He doesn't seem to like things involving females

>>28162585
If you go to the sponsor page you can see who sponsored/commissioned each Pokedex entry, so he probably only did the Nidoran (f) line for the money.

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He draws pokemon or at least this one with a human face and its so ... unsettling i guess. It feels kinda gross like the pamperchu dirty diaper thing

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>>28161582
Underrated post

>>28162141
Why am I strangely attracted to this man? Must be the voice...

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>>28162070
>shimeji
Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

I just looked up the old /vp/ shimeji site. It was 2010. Six fucking years ago. I've been here for too long.

>>28162141
>this guy
>straight

http://kilkakon.com/projects/losteden.php
holy shit

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>>28162671
I snorted

>>28162703
are you a little boy pokemon with exposed genitalia?

>>28162830
I'm actually a grown woman... the exact opposite of what this man has any interest in.

>>28162867
sucks to be you then

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>>28162671

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>>28162671
You know what, I'm going to make an example out of this because it's just so shit.

For any beginning artists out there, here are some tips to avoid "glassy eyes":
- EYEBROWS. Seriously. Eyebrows are very important for conveying expressions. Not having them can quickly drop something into uncanny territory.
- Shade the upper part of the iris, because a normal iris is concave to the eyeball.
- Perfectly round eyes generally don't look normal. Try to make the shape a little more natural.

Pic related is a 2 minute edit, it doesn't fix the problem entirely because I can't be arsed to put effort into it (the fucking human nose is a big part of it too), but you can see how much of a difference some edits to the eyes can make.

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>This Pokémon's increased aura powers seem to have also affected his balls and foreskin, causing them to grow significantly. Witnessing such impressive genitalia move about during Lucario's highly acrobatic combat style have caused some to incorrectly refer to him as a Legendary Pokémon.

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>>28161767
>People throw money to this

>>28162451
Not a furry at all
Really someone has to help this man

>>28163055
How?

>>28162451
>im not a furry, I just like furry porn

>>28163079
He needs to understand that he can be a christian and still masturbate to his,animal foreskin porn he is clearly conflicted

>>28163188
How do we make him understand that, though?

>>28163210
Someone has to contact him
It's the only way

>>28162954

>Still leaving that horrifying human nose

>>28163188
I don't really think masturbating to Pokemon foreskin porn is a Christian value.

>>28163188
>he can be a christian and still masturbate to his,animal foreskin porn
Not really, no.

>>28163188
Being this guy must be suffering.

>>28163268
You should ask your pastor about it. You might be surprised.

I bet he browses here too.

Someone aught to link him this thread. Might be an eye opener.

>>28163304
He cant stop being a christian,and he wont stop with his pokemon foreskin thing ,do we just leave him be then? the duality clearly hurt him sexually and spiritually

>>28163304
Nobody said he would be a GOOD christian.

>>28162954
Change the nose

http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=1405.msg3661
!

Man I kind of wish I was an autistic savant because then developing drawing skills would be way easier.

And I thought Orson Scott Card's religious crazies and tendency to write about naked boys was bad enough.

>>28163428
Yes

>>28163501
Shit,this is so sad,im felling really bad for this guy

>>28162954
It looks even worse and uncanny now. In the original, changing the nose would work, with this one, it looks like shit no matter what

>>28163629
>Feeling bad for the commander of the dickmanders.

http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=7887.0
>I have been coming to the decision of taking the majority of my naked content offline. I want to protect it from the deviants out there who'd want to tear it all apart, and it's just something I feel God's asking me to do anyway.
huh

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>>28159077
>that fucking human genitalia on everything
i can't stop laughing
did he steal the exploitables from /y/ edit threads? top kek

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>>28160047
Thanks God, his Pokedex is confirmed SFW for this Christian board.

>>28163702
It only gets worse,he clearly tried to stop with the furry things but got back in it either way

>>28162066
>i'm n-not a pedophile btw
>i'm totally christian i swear
comedy gold
he's a real australian shitposter

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>>28163264
>>28163476
I was trying to make a point, but honestly, I can barely improve this thing any more. The original is so awkward it's going to look bad no matter what.

I want to redraw the head and face entirely but that would take effort.

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>>28159077
Some people say that God has spoken to them, and create cults.
Others create operating systems that get as small as two megabytes.
This man, on the other hand...

>On a personal note, I do my best to be the best person I can be, to glorify God! But nobody's perfect--if I have wronged you at all, I'm sorry! I hope that we can come to an understanding and work things through. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular... I'm just caring and considerate and realise that inevitably things can go wrong... and I want everything to be made right!

What did he mean by this?

>Favorite books
The Bible
>Other Interests
I like cute things, God and games. I want to make people happy!

>he is Australian
>Pomf is Australian
>both are web designers
>both love jailbait and pokemon

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

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>>28163952
>What did he mean by this?
He is acknowledging that his fucked up fetish art is unholy

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>>28162451
I shouldn't judge since I admittedly have a few issues but...wow

>>28159077

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE OP?!!

A NEW MEME MAN HAS BORN TODAY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpVm5OkJetE

>>28164044
>That weird whisper in the beginning

Chilling.

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>>28159077
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
FUCKING HELL GASTLY

>>28164044

Are Charizardfags confirmed degenerate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1QzvGsiL-c

>>28164012
He has fan-fiction mixing the bible and his pokemon foreskin porn,in other posts it makes it seem like he wants to stop being a furry

seems to me like he is a porn-addict or something,I truly pity this man

>>28164044
holy shit,even game freak knows about how degenerated this guy is

>>28164105
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>>28164105
Indeed. The more I see the more fascinating it becomes...

>No Jynx

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>>28162755
Let's do this.
Which faction should I play?

>>28164044
>1:16
>can clearly see the chamander's massive floppy dick

Jesus Christ /vp/ this man is a legend

Your Cyndaquil icon is awesome.

>>28160639
Oh fuck, I wish I still had reaction photos.

>>28159077
>Serperior

>When at rest he prefers to keep his genitalia exposed so they may absorb solar energy.

Serperior is a sex criminal

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H-he's kinda attractive anons...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma46okqhS4A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-0Qp7MskWE

Too bad he's probably fucked up in his mind despite looking jolly and cheerful.

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>>28164264
>it's real
...well then

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>>28164264
>mfw you're right
Dear Christ almighty. This is JustinRPG levels of fucked in the head.

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>>28164044
>Charmander has penis at 1:16

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>>28164044
>>28164264

my sides
finally a new actual /vp/ meme after cwc, verlis, and a bunch of other deviantards

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>>28164253
I guess I'll go with the perverts
>conversations with Tristan
is everything going to revolve around this guy's self insert somehow

>>28163831
kek, underrated post

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I legitimately feel bad for this guy. It's like he knows what he's doing is wrong but he doesn't know how to stop. He's tried reaching out to God, but all he did was pull his religion into his fetishes and fantasies. This man needs professional help, but he is too embarrassed to admit what he has done. Yet still his "art" is online, being shared and discussed by people like us. He must know suffering on a level far beyond our understanding.

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>>28164044
This is perfectly normal creation of a mentally sound human being.

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>>28164435
also he's personally voice acting all the quotes it seems

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>>28164454
Normally this would be considered lewd...but it's too silly to be taken seriously

>>28162954
lol way to make it even worse

>>28161767
It's a super-underated way to make money if you're an above-average artist.

Charge exorbitant prices to draw fap material for autistic degenerates to spend their neetbux on.

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>>28164044
>god bless

>>28164454
Do they squeak?

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>this thread

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>>28164454

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>>28164494
>renamed scout patrol to boy scout
hm...

>>28164454
what causes someone to do this

sexual repression?

>just sticking the same dick onto every pokemon
WHY
AT LEAST
AT LEAST
AT LEAST BE A LITTLE CREATIVE WITH THIS

>>28164435
>>28164453
He makes several metaphors about god in every single one of his disgusting creations,maybe he feels like thats make enjoying animal and children foreskin porn less of a sin,he needs to search for treatment eventually his twisted reality will blow up in his face

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>>28159077
delet this now

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>>28163895
Remove the white around the eyes. That and the nose were mostly what was making it look so horrifying.

I made an attempt and at least it's gone from horrifying to just a bad drawing, but the flat face and glassy eyes don't help.

>>28164105
I once read an interview with a "non-active" pedophile that said he has a sexual attraction to young boys, but he knows is wrong so he doesn't act on it and is seeking psychological help. He says there's a lot of pedos out there who hide their interests by gravitating towards less blatantly illegal means that just push the envelope (like 2d loli porn). Being a pedophile is so hated by society (for good reason) to the point where you have a high chance of losing your life in prison if you get arrested for child sexual assault. Many of them are legitimately afraid to seek professional help, especially in person.

This guy seems like everything described and more.

I can't even allow myself to be disturbed by looking at this anymore. Today, my ten thousand keks have massively overshadowed any and all other expressions and emotions.

This is a true fucking gem, /vp/.

>>28164454
Imagine working with this guy, thinking he's normal, going to his house with some other friends for dinner or something and seeing this through an open door or him having it in the back seat of his car as you go to give him something he forgot after work.

>>28162243
>I just think adorable things look even cuter with human-like genitalia.
He's gonna snap any day now.

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>Quilava's foreskin overhang and balls bounce about as he performs his spinning fiery attacks. Fire and foreskin combine to create an eye-catching dance that is popular amongst many trainers.

>Fire and foreskin combine to create an eye-catching dance that is popular amongst many trainers.

kek

>>28164584
This. I could understand a turbo autist actually wanting to depict every Pokemon as anatomically correct for their species and giving them their own unique set of genitalia.

But this guy is essentially just copy-pasting the same eerily shota-esque balls and willy onto everything.

>>28164583
Absolutely. This is clearly something that he struggles with because it's against his religion. Its actually rather sad and this guy should really seek out some help before he shoots up a church or something.

>>28164691
If he likes foreskin this much I wonder if he likes smegma

>>28164691

>Developing to a two-legged stance, Typhlosion's genitals have grown in size to take advantage of the increased freedom of movement. Still covered with the same fireproof fur, these genitalia are large and cuddly.


cuddly benise :3c

wow this guy sure loves some floppy dicks

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Hold up, isn't what he's doing technically illegal in Australia? Explicit cartoons of underage characters are illegal there, including nonhumans, and I'm pretty sure these aren't adults he's drawing.

This guy could actually go to jail.

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>>28164691
That is gold

>>28164717
>Entei
This Pokémon's ballsac is made of a thick layer of skin that protects his balls from the extreme heat of his natural environment. Both the balls and willy are covered with soft, fine fur that cushion them as they bounce along during high speed chases.

>>28164660
That's waaaay worse dude, it's back to square one with the doll eyes

>>28161698
>>28161665
i feel like i'm reading Charly: 2016 ARG edition

>>28164584
This is my thought about it. If you're going to put cocks on pokemon, at least do some research about what pokemon cocks would actually look like.

I mean, when furries put more research into drawing actual porn designed for misanthropes to fap to, this guy is a fucking piker who can't even do that much right.

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>>28164716
You mean smagma ?

>>28164660
Well,if this man has not acted on his problem yet,he should look for help his religous struggle is not healthy,and going at it this way only make things worse just by looking at this i fell ugly and impure,these habits of him are vomiting material

>Charizard's large balls and long foreskin often flop about during flight

why is he constantly using the word flop or floppy.

This is too much kek

>>28163952
Man, this guy sure loves bragging about how kind and awesome he is.

>>28164809
He uses the word willy a lot too.

>>28164738
Its Pokemon. How can you know exactly how old they are? Its more akin to furry or beastiality if anything, and while that's fetishism and weird, its not illegal to draw (of course I don't live in 'rooland so I wouldn't know their laws too well.)
>>28164797
>Not Slugma.

You had one job Carlos.

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I didn't think someone could be this sexually repressed in 2016, but here we are

This makes me sad but I wonder what would happen if people told him it was okay to be a raging gay furry

Do you think he'd be like CWC?

He's actually pretty cute though, I wonder why he hasn't found someone IRL to "touch genitals" with

I think he doesn't want to admit hes gay and in his mind soft dicks are fine to look at, like he can tell himself its cute and not sexual

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this mod is fucking creepy
>turn complete, construction complete, the tech quotes, fucking everything is narrated by him
>all the fucking censored/cropped because I'm playing the sfw version dicks
it's like I'm delving directly into his psyche

>>28164829
If he was really going for scientific like he claims he is, not only would he draw things more accurate to the Pokemon, but he'd use the actual terms, not "willy", and "balls".

He probably gets a rise from just like people who write those awful erotic novels and use 500 different terms for the same organs.

>>28164894
He's clearly attracted to males, but is terrified of that. So chances are he's never found someone to touch genitals with.

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>No Luxray entry
>No Sawsbuck entry
Oh thank god. You have my sympathy if your bro is on that list.

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>>28159077
This is not okay, this is actually not okay

At first I thought
>meh, just another weird Internet thing
But when I realized who he was and what his backround was, that feeling that's built in your gut before you get a job interview started to show up.

This isn't a good feeling, this man needs some actual help. From the sound of it he's possibly gay with all the penis stuff he's into but he can't be that way because he was obviously raised into thinking that being gay is like pissing on God's throne

He's probably not married, so theirs literally no way to get rid of his horniness.

This man might be going insane and all the stuff he is doing is giving me a stomach lump, I need some comfy threads or something

>>28164829
This
Even "member" is better

>>28164929
I wanna see how evil he thinks atheism is.

>Fletchinder, Genesect and Cloyster have human genitalia and nipples
JUST

>Hidden inside Cloyster's tough shell lies his soft and smooth genitalia, attached underneath his dark body. He guards them closely with his shell, protecting them from harm during battle.

Smooth. Clam. Benis.

>that fucking Serperior's human hemipenis

>Gastly's genitalia float independently of the main body, attached to a small cloud of poisonous gas. This cloud can appear and disappear in the same matter as the main body. Some trickster Gastly like to hide in odd locations, revealing only their genitalia, to give a surprise to anybody who notices them.

ebin!
EBIN!

>When viewed through a microscope, this Pokémon's short, fine, delicate hair can be seen covering his body. Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

>Genesect's genitals follow his natural abdomen colouration, resulting in an eye-catching two-tone appearance, drawing attention to his large mauve ballsac. Both his foreskin and ballsac are comprised of partially metallic skin that provides extra protection while maintaining bounce and flexibility.

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>>28164994

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>>28165024
>that pic
>that description

I literally can't anymore. I'm done.

>>28164956
This is just super depressing. I hope he accepts what he is some day.

>>28164970
I see what you mean. It's not like this guy is irredeemable from the start like Chris was.

I think he could be saved yet but he probably needs some friends who can help him accept what he is.

>>28164454
I just looked at this again and cant stop laughing i think im going insane

>>28164894
>I wonder what would happen if people told him it was okay to be a raging gay furry
He would just keep in denial and instead try to cleanse that thought in any way he can. In the best of cases he would confess crying endlessly to a pastor. In the worst, he would break.

I can actually feel empathy for him unlike CWC. He just wants to be a nice person and his innocent (but disgusting) intent is kinda an escapegoat to deal with his conflicting ideas.

I would not tell him anything, but I honestly think it's just a matter of time he will realize that by himself.

>>28165107
Sorry I didn't read the question right.

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>>28165024
ANON WHATAREOYUDOING

>>28160224

cutfags btfo!

I'd probably let him touch my willy, he looks cute :3c

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OK that's enough of everything for today

>>28165054
Any other shocking thing you found there,i dont think i can but i want to try and understand what happens inside his mind

>>28164929
what does he have to say on demonism?

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>>28165189
I have a feeling this is how he sees furries.

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I didn't even see the dick and balls on these Pokemon, I was just reading the entries until I looked in this thread more. Jesus, this is some of the weirdest shit I've seen.

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>>28164774
>>28164700
like, for instance, plane furries
they put machineguns in their planes' crotches and it's at least a little funny. i click to this fucker's genecect expecting to see a mechanized dildo but i am dissappointed

>>28165223
I dont think there is another man on earth that hates himself this much

Someone make sure to screenshot this thread for future references

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>>28159077
This is... something.

>>28165223
Basically a sex-driven instead of a God-driven lifestyle. That's the argument of Christians against homosexuality (and by extension, furries).

>Linux
My cholo.

>>28165054
Okay, that's even funnier than I expected.

>>28159077
Can I please get something comfy? I want to stay on this thread but I need something pleasant to keep myself sane

>>28165381
Here >>28153421

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>>28165381
come, young one, curl up in papa furret's comfy ballsack

>>28165440
ballsac*

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>>28165381
These always help me.

>>28165406
Thanks senpai

>>28165381
But he just want to make people smile in name of the lord with his,wonderful children furry foreskin porn,he said it himself its not wrong its just cute

I dont think i have ever seen such a desperate man

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>>28165381

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>his self insert is 'upholding the standards of decency and morality'

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>>28165472
>quest to save the world
uhh

>>28165472
>lost cause

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>>28165293
It's troubling when you feel a word has some sinister connotation to it. The way "willy" is being used is really upsetting for some reason. Maybe it's because a silly word is being used in a clearly fetishistic manner. This is beyond cringe to me.

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>>28165493

>>28160480
I pictured a guy softly teabaging his sleeping son and I actually laughed.
Thanks for that.

>>28165472
Why do /vp/ pity this guy? He's so full of himself.

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>blue dick buizel

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>This entire thread
I'm not sure whether I'm disturbed or not, but this guy is really something. I mean, sharing a country with a borderline pedo and degenerate is creepy, but he just seems so innocent, yet desperate for something.

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>>28159077
>>28162703
>>28162719
>>28159304
>>28162043
>>28162066
>>28163952
>>28164044
>>28164346
>>28164454
>>28164956

I fucking knew I was into something
>attractive, charming, smooth, chill guy that has a 60s look
>has an obscure secret due to his sexual repression
>is a psycho

He is literally /vp/ Norman Bates for fucks sake, meme magic has no boundaries!

This is how it will end for him, except with more cuddly balls and foreskins:

>When Norman eventually realizes what they want, he knocks Sam out and rushes to the house. Lila sees Norman approaching and attempts to hide by going down steps that lead to a cellar. There she finds Mrs. Bates sitting in a chair. Lila turns her around and discovers that she is in fact a mummified corpse. Lila screams as a figure comes running into the cellar: Norman, holding a chef's knife and wearing his mother's clothes and a wig. Before Norman can attack Lila, Sam, having regained consciousness, subdues him.

At the local courthouse, a psychiatrist explains that Norman murdered Mrs. Bates and her lover 10 years prior out of jealousy. Unable to bear the guilt, he exhumed her corpse and began to treat it as if she were still alive. In order to preserve that illusion, he recreated his mother in his own mind as an alternate personality, often dressing in her clothes and talking to himself in her voice. The "Mother" personality is as jealous and possessive as the real Mrs. Bates had been: Whenever Norman feels attracted to another woman, "Mother" flies into a rage and kills her. As "Mother", Norman had killed two missing girls prior to Marion, as well as Arbogast. The psychiatrist then says the "Mother" personality has taken permanent hold of Norman's mind. While Norman sits in a holding cell, Mrs. Bates' voice is heard protesting that the murders were Norman's doing and that she "wouldn't even harm a fly." Meanwhile, Marion's car is pulled out of the swamp.

>>28165440
It's cute when it's cropped at least?

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>>28165621
Literally "Norman Bates 2000 Soft Foreskin" edition.

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>>28165646

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>>28165594
...FOR WHAT REASON??? Same for floatzel too

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>>28165646

>>28165620
I get the feeling that he's really desperately trying to convince himself and the world that he's innocent and pure, rather than actually being anything but a perv. Not buying the "It's cute, not sexual" thing for even a second.

>>28165520
I think any concept of reality this man has ever had is long gone,he lives in his own world now

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>>28165646
http://cachomon.deviantart.com/art/162-Furret-613436269

>>28165734
I-I wonder if that "It's cute :3" Heliolisk porn shitposter has something to do with this...

>>28165550
Night night son :) <3

>Decision Making

I've already told a large number of my friends this, but just letting you watchers know so you know what's up. :)

Long story short, I am taking a large number of my characters offline, and retiring the Lost Eden project. I am not really changing, but I wish to enjoy my hobby of naked cuties away from all the porn that seems to be everywhere on the internet. As the song goes "The internet is for porn" and well, I don't want them to become that. :dummy:

When I get time I'll be redesigning my website and removing the artwork sections. I'll also be making some of the art here "put into storage". I'll leave some stuff up, but most of it will go. I'll definitely keep following it and keep drawing it, it'll just be a "friends only" thing.

Hope that's okay with everybody.

>Pokemon, the ultimate in religious discrimination

So today I tried to set my happy message in Pokemon Omega Ruby as "Praise God" as that's the sort of thing I'd say. Turns out, the game says no. Not allowed.

Fun fact, Allah and Buddha are totally allowed. So it's only Christians that get shafted. Woo.

They are making it reallllly hard for me to continue buying their games... Already I had to buy a cheating device just so I could use my own name ingame.

I can't even complain about it to them... GameFreak is totally cut off from the world.

>Raichu's balls are large enough to knock out an Indian elephant

Seriously though what the fuck

>My name, too much for Pokemon Y

So annoying. XD I love the game so far, but I am not allowed to call myself "Kilkakon". Why? Any name with three ks in it is automatically evil according to GameFreak. :(

Annoying, but I got over it after raging for an hour. Kilkakon is my identity after all. :) I realise it's not deliberate on Gamefreak's behalf to ding my name.

Incidentally, two other names I tried to make also got hit by the banhammer. It's really sensitive! Strangely, "Foreskin" is a totally fine name to give yourself.

>>28159077
>mfw my mom just walked in my room while looking at this

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>this entire thread

>>28165809
Does Kilkakon contain a swear word I'm not aware of.

Also I would totally be willing to believe that Gamefreak is low-key giving this guy a hard time to chase him away so he will stop.

>>28165809
So he pretend it's not porn, but he's very clearly ashamed of it. He knows, deep down.

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>>28165837

>>28165809
>GameFreak is totally cut off from the world.
Yeah they're not the only ones apparently.

>Cute swag

Hello everyone~

Hope you are all going well. If you aren't, well then it's up to you to do something about it. No excuses now! :O But everybody gets a cuddle too. :huggle: For me, it's been one of those days...

I was wondering if any of you know somebody who makes custom keyrings or wallets or whatever? I've always wanted a cute charmander boy keychain and perhaps a wallet but I've not been able to find somebody who's been able to help. Low cost would be preferred, but yeah, I'm just wondering if anybody knows somebody.


>2016
>not wanting to show your boy charmander's ballsack keychain in public

What's your excuse /vp/?

>>28165872
Might be the "Kil" part?

>>28165809
"I'm sure some are wondering about the nudity and how that works with me being a Christian. I believe that nudity is totally innocent and that it's only when it's turned into something sexual that it becomes perverted."

This guy is insane and full of bullshit

>>28165872
Probably kakok or cacon, some spic language, I don't know.

>>28165767
Part of me is sad this person is associated with him and it's not just stolen work. I really wanted to see the artist's reaction upon finding out some creepy bible-thumper stole their work to draw floppy foreskin on it.

>>28165809
>only Christians that get shafted
B-but Allah is also used by Middle Eastern Christians.
Also Buddha isn't a god

>>28165837
>Annoying, but I got over it after raging for an hour.
I'm picturing that kid that tried to shove a remote up his ass.

Also I really hope he named himself Foreskin.

>>28165937
Eh, he's kind of right. Nudity doesn't HAVE to be a sexual thing.
On the other hand, with him it's totally a sexual thing.

>>28165871
Breeeedddinnnnggg-uh

>>28165809
>>28165837
>>28165895
Are these all posts that he made on some blog or something?

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wait why are my citizens naked human children

>>28165946
>JESUSSUCKS is also blocked
nintendo looks after god's flock after all (:

>>28165975
Yes, they are from his dA journal.

>>28165981
Because of fucking course they are. Haven't you been paying attention?

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>>28165674

>>28165981
Christian values.

>>28165946
I actually was hoping it was stolen too. A shame because they are cute pictures.

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>>28165981
OH MY FUCK

What if the heliolisk "cute" porn spam is this guy ,maybe he broke or something after many people found out

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

http://atlantean6.deviantart.com/art/Archery-Practice-328925675

>kilkakon-totodile

This guy looks great. :) Normally I prefer uncircumised dudes but hey he's got a great expression and body.
I see what you mean about trying to kill shadows though--the one his willy's projecting is still a bit long but it's all good

>btw i'm totally christian guys
>just look at my bookmarked favorites on deviantart

>>28165981
kek

>>28159938
Yes.
Like, why do they all have to have gross floppy uncut dicks? At least have some variety.

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>>28166034
I thought the hair looked familiar...

>>28161895
>>28161146
>wisteria
>one of Albert Fish's killing locations

GUYS

>>28166034
I knew something look familiar...

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>>28166114

>try to printscreen the first interlude text
>it goes away
eh, easy enough to get from the files
>^ $ADVISOR9 bursts through the door. Peace in your personal quarters never lasts long. "What is it, $ADVISOR9?" you demand impatiently.
>^ "Its that dig $TITLE0", $ADVISOR9 responds. She's obviously run a long distance as she's panting heavily. She continues, "We've found something. You better come and see for yourself".
>^ After a few hours journey you arrive at the archaeological dig. Instantly you are shocked by what you see: a large and glorious temple, several kilometres across, has been discovered. The team there are confident that far greater discoveries still await them underground and eagerly continue digging. As there's no harm in looking through what's been uncovered so far, you decide to stroll through the surface passageways.
>^ There are images carved into these walls. This place is so old yet a surprising amount of colour and detail has been retained. This seems to be a story of some kind--there are panels with hieroglyphics underneath. The images vary greatly; there's a naked boy with a small demon on his shoulder, an angel, the depths of space, lands rising out of the ocean, and a purple and olive male dragon.
>^ What do these pictures mean? Unfortunately the hieroglyphics are completely alien to you. But whoever these people were they were very powerful. That last image--the purple dragon--disturbs you. Even this ancient carving of this dragon holds so much... evil... hatred... want... you have to look away. The hieroglyphics beneath the image have been stretched away. Even when your team is able to decipher the rest of this wall they will never be able to learn this dragon's name.

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>>28160639
I have no words.

>>28166091
>"I'm so incredibly straight, guys."

>>28165789
Nah, that fags only into females.

>>28162867
Seek help, that man is a fucking train wrek.
His eyebrows are SEVERE

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>Mew's balls are said to possess the genetic composition of all Pokémon.

>these are some of the stamps he shares


http://8manderz8.deviantart.com/art/Stamp-Nudity-287894248

Check the corner with "More from 8manderz8"

>some of his friends
http://dametora.deviantart.com/

Just how fucking Christian and straight he is?

>m-merely not pornographic
>it's not gay if the penis is feminine

hahaha wew lad
deviantart was a fucking mistake

wouldn't be surprised is sponsored by libshit and other cancer

there's more agenda and mentall illness than art on that site

>>28166192
he is gay no doubt,he is even part of a foreskin group on devinart

http://uncutcuties.deviantart.com/

>Serperior's return to a snake-like body has introduced a slit which contains the balls and willies. He can retract his genitals into his body to allow greater freedom of movement. When at rest he prefers to keep his genitalia exposed so they may absorb solar energy.
>When at rest he prefers to keep his genitalia exposed so they may absorb solar energy.
GAMEFREAK. GAMEFREAK.
SOLAR CUM WHEN, GAMEFREAK??? Special, 120, 75% accuracy. Hits twice.

Does Mew's balls have the genetic composition to pass on Crabhammer, though?

>>28166417
http://dametora.deviantart.com/gallery/

He is involved in things like this and still insists he is not a furfag

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>merely some art from my deviantart friends
haha fluffy floppy willy
just for fun haha lol

>>28166417
His best friend (and the guy drawing all that shit from the op) is a hardcore furfag.

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Someone screencap this shit.

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Let's post friendly and progressive deviantart stamps that real white straight Christian men would share.

>>28166114
You must be Sherlock Holmes to make that connection. Seeing as I got two (you)s for this I guess that makes me Watson.

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>the self-insert faction's city names
not sure what I was expecting

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>>28166555

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Deviantart should be taken seriously and even banned in some countries to prevent actual cultural murdering and suicide.

99% of it doesn't have any healthy content and only promotes and normalizes actual autism, fetish and worse.

New thread when? There must be more keks to be had about this guy

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DEEP
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which cuddly willy would you cuddle with?
charmander, totodile or plusle? :3c
i really really like this intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4ovIDqmQvg

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>>28165516
Willy is child-like and more of a "safe" informal word for penis, compared to dick or cock.
The constant use of "willy" and the fact EVERY fucking Pokemon has a "soft, flexible foreskin" and large, droopy balls that "bounce" like everything is following some idealized penis optimization format. There's no true sense of creativity, just a nonstop barrage of cuddly warm penises and big bouncy testicles on everything. It's all fucking identical and makes no sense.
I would not be surprised at all if this man is somewhere on the autism spectrum. The repetition and child-like fascination with willies is not normal.

We should have a second thread

>>28166913
Well his choice was to make children furry foreskin porn in name of the lord

Because somewhere in his mind that would cause people to smile and save the world from the darkness

He is not even crazy,not even a little bit