>Steal guy's Shuckle in Gen IV and send it to Gen VI

>Oak: Would you like to have your Pokédex evaluated?
>No

LOCK ME AWAY

>nuzlocke
>don't nickname my pokemon

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>28150569
>nuzlocke
>catch whoever I want
>don't release my mons if they get KO'd
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>28150510
tell him an event occured and you had to give it up to find a secret pokemon, and if he's really good you'll tell the faggot how to find it.

>See shiny
>take a video of me knocking it out

THROW AWAY THE KEY

>tell people my first legit shiny was a ditto in leaf green
>I'm not lying
>I'm really not

CRAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN

>Pokemon faints in a nuzlocke
>Don't release it

PUT ME IN THE CORNER

>>28150510
These crappy memes I bet you people dont even know why youre posting them or where it comes from

>>28150841
Stfu these are hilarious

stop posting this stupid fucking image

>pick water starter at the start of the game
>rival picks grass starter
>trade myself the fire starter to use instead

THE PROF'S GONNA FREAK

>Buy new Pokemon Game
>never play it
HELL CAN'T KEEP ME

>>28150869
Hehehe epic nice dude xP

>is in a trainer battle
>uses mean look

I'M GOING CRAZY

>in-game stall team
ARREST ME IF YOU CAN MR OFFICER

>start an encounter with a legendary
>don't save the game

HONKA HONKA

>>28150915
Xdxdxdxdxdxdxd

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>put down $39 for Moon
>CANCEL IT
THIS IS WHO I AM

>encounter legendary
>ohko it

IF YOU GAZE INTO THE ABYSS

>Set game to Set Mode during Nuzlocke
>Switch it back to shift
THEY CALL ME THE GREEN GOLBIN SOMETIMES

Okay stop posting anon

It's only you and one crossposting /b/tard in here laughing

>doesn't IV breed a Pokémon
>but EV trains it anyways
HUMMINA HUMMINA

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>>28152935
Replies: 22
Posters: 21

>Nuzlocke
>Catch a Voltorb and teach him Explosion
ALLAHU AKBHAHAHAHAHA

>>28150757
Someone didn't play gen 4

>>28153323
this entire thread is a jab at Jared Leto trying too hard to be edgy and "broken"

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>>28152935
>I don't know how to check the poster count
First day here?

>>28150913
>buy new Pokémon game
>play it pirated instead
DAMAGED

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>Take berries from a plant
>Would you like to plant more?
>No

IMPRESSIVE

>>28153412
>implying nu-male is the same thing as newfag

Whoa you sure showed him anon!

How bout maybe both of you get the fuck out?

>Is there anything else I can help you with?
>No

CALL THE COAST GUARD

>acquiring N's Zoroa
>soft reset for a better nature
CANT STOP ME

>>28150510
>Trade my Haunter for a Medicham to some kid
>Attach Everstone to it

DAMAGED

>sneak into the back of the Pewter City Museum
>steal a fossil

ONE
nothing wrong with me...
TWO
nothing wrong with me...

> Use the same type twice on my team
THE HEADTEACHERS A COMIN

>never delivered that letter and Spearow

BAZINGA

>Go to tournament
>Don't play by smogon rules and destroy everybody with their gimped teams
>kicked out

I REST UNTIL I SEE HOW FAR I CAN GO

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>please do not activate C-Gear in hospitals
>I did anyway

UNFORGIVEN

>>28153870
>that pic
THIS IS FUCKING ILLEGAL
but probably a play on monk's OCD

>Hayley asks for an egg for her Mew
>Giver her a Magikarp egg

DAMAGED

>>28153757
kek

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>Shops in Boutique Couture
>Buys and wears in-game fedora


MUH LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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>say I did something mischievous
>never actually did it

>>28153046

People will start doing that in 7th gen.

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>send shiny charizards over wonder trade
>nickname them all blastoise
MOMS

>Team is at full health
>Use Pokemon Center anyway

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>steal watchman's Spearow
>send it to Red

CALL THE COPS

>breed hundreds of pumpkaboos
>wonder trade them so i waste 10 seconds of someones time with an evolution screen

SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP

>>28153789
>Evolve the Spearow and give it back

SMELL YA LATER

>wake up Snorlax
>Run away

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

>play a Nuzlocke
>turn on 32x EXP cheat code

I MUST BE STOPPED

>get a berry from a Pokemon Ranger
>sell it

IT'S

I guess this is the kind of things that feed cringe threads, incredible

>Find a common Pokémon in the wild
>Use the Masterball

SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

>Do a nuzlocke run
>Pokemon faints
>Heal it in the Pokemon centre and continue using it

NOBODY CAN STOP ME

>obtain Master Ball
>get rid of it
(ONE) NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>post >>28159037

(TWO)

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>28153368
Someone didn't play Gen 2.

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>>28158811
Kek

>please take good care of (traded pokemon)!
>Box it so it never sees the light of day again

POLICE THE FUCK I DONT CALL A GIVE

>>28158811
>wonder trade Haunters, Machokes, and Gravelers
>all of them hold Everstones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie13dbqydTs

>>28158910
>not putting back to sleep first

Clearly your not enough of a MADMAN

>trade Machoke for Kadabra
>press B
FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

>>28159278
Someone didn't play Gen 2.

Or read the OP.

>>28150913
>Buy new Pokemon game
>only use old pokemon
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE DOOR

>>28150712
But that's not really a Nuzlocke, is it? Like, by definition, a Nuzlocke requires you to follow those two specific rules at the minimum.

.shitpost in 4chan
.don't even bother pressing shift at all

send sanity my regards

>>28158811
I actually did this after breeding for a shiny one.

>Buy Porygon in Game Corner
>Release it

(ONE)
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>28152214

>Preordering a pokemon game

Would have been enough right there.

>Start new game
>Only use Pokemon with the characteristics "Mischievous" or "Thoroughly cunning"
I NEED A DOCTOR
CALL ME A DOCTOR

>>28161145
underrated post

>get Lucario proud of its power
>trade for a thrashing one
ALL HAIL THE LEADERS OF THE REVOLUTION

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>Meet somebody just getting into Pokemon
>Tell him that Electric is not very effective against Rock

Oh boy

>use dive
>use sweet scent underwater
>battle with Charmander
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>28161046
Or shut the fuck up because the same shit happened in Gen 2 you little shit.

>>28153496
>Implying that's what that anon implied
PUT ME IN SOLITARY

>>28158811
Shit I did this too

>Raise a zubat
>evolve into crobat
>box it instantly after
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>28150510
>Puts a 10 cp Nidoran in a gym by itself
>Gets free exp and the gym to level 4

NIANTIC'S GONNA FREAK

>Playing smogon, evase ban
>Won by BrightPowder

HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOKIE

>Korrina's Lucario wants to come with me
>Turn around, leave the tower, leave it waiting forever and beat the game without any mega ever

GAME GONNA FREAK

>revive my Pokemon only with Revival Herbs

THEY COULDN'T STOP ME

>EV Train my Pokemon with Wings

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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>>28153496
check the poster count again to verify that one more anon here thinks you're the faggot

>venonat is trying to learn psybeam, but venonat only has four moves
>delete an older move to make room for psybeam?
>no
>stop learning psybeam?
>no

I CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT