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I want to start a Pokemon GO brothel. and by "Brothel" I mean a place where i could offer girls Pokemon in exchange for sex. My plan is going to be something like this.
Place about 5-10 lures in my house, hopefully in a way that causes most of the Pokemon to spawn inside. Or at least in my gated backyard.
Put up a sign with my prices at the front door. I'll post the prices in a moment.
Hope for cute girls to come and accept my offers.
As for my pricing, here's what i'm thinking of. Feel free to suggest better prices if you think i should offer more or less.
Handjobs: 2 pokemon
Titfucks: 4 Pokemon
Blowjobs: 6 Pokemon
Vaginal or anal: 11 Pokemon
I'd keep close watch of them before and after i'm finished. To make the sure they only catch the amount of Pokemon i offered. But the main thing i want to know is if anyone else has tried it? and if so, how many girls have you gotten so far? I want to make sure it's worth the money. Thanks for any feedback.
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Is this the first time this has gotten CopyPasta'd?
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is this the newest copypasta?
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>>28144097
kys
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PFFFFFFT ARE YOU SERIOUS
you cant put up a sign that says you offer Pokemon for sex.
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>>28144116
It's the first time I've seen it, but probably not.
Does anyone have a screenshot of the original?
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>>28144097
When trading is added, things will start to become truly insane.
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>>28144097
>I want to start a Pokemon [...] brothel.
Stopped reading there already on board
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>>28144097
Nice pasta faggot.
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>>28144097
That's a HORRIBLE idea. Shut the FUCK up.
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>>28144133
I used to.
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stop posting this you faggot
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>>28144097
Nice copypasta anon
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>>28144097
Great idea, anon. I'm sure plenty of girls will be willing to have sex with you for pokemon.
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>>28144097
Might want to heat up that pasta before you serve it, anon
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>>28144097
Lets look at the economy of this.
You can get 1 lure for 100 Pokecoins, which you can get for a dollar.
Note that you can get them at a much better rate if you buy lures and/or Pokecoins in bulk, but lets be generous.
I don't actually play enough GO to know roughly how many Pokemon you get on average using a lure for its full duration of 30 minutes, but I'd expect it wouldn't be unusual to be able to catch a Pokemon every 3 minutes, for a total of 10 for the full duration (it might very well be more but again lets be generous here)
That means each Pokemon you get is worth a tenth of a lure price, which is 10 cents.
Converting your prices per Pokemon, that comes out to:
Handjobs: 20 cents
Titfucks: 40 cents
Blowjobs: 60 cents
Vaginal or anal: $1 and 10 cents
Any way you look at it, that's absolutely ludicrous. A handjob for less than a quarter? Vaginal sex for barely more than a dollar?
Also remember that this is with generous calculations and that Lures aren't even needed to catch Pokemon.
The price of your offers are completely moronic, OP.
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>>28144097
God you sound like Chris chan.
Just hire a hooker.
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>>28144097
This is almost the same as the first time you posted it but now you've taken away the time payments. This system would work much better, you'll need to better pricing however. Vaginal should cost at least one Snorlax/Lapras.
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>>28144688
>Trading their bodies for goods.
This is what women always did since the beginning of humanity.
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>>28144097
anal should be more expensive
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