ITT post Pokemon who are literally you For me it's Landorus

>>28131683
Kill yourself if this isn't bait

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Cherubi - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>28131683
You're omnipresent in doubles because of Intimidate and Flinchhax?

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For me it's Darkrai. Mainly because he's just misunderstood and everyone sees him as a bad guy when he's really just hurting on the inside. But you would really have to know his story in order to understand him. I also love the fact that Darkrai is stoic and doesn't always show his pain. He's also non-binary just like me and I'm glad Nintendo makes some Pokemon agender, genderfluid, and transexual. In a way its like Darkrai is a pokemon version of me which just think is really cool.

>>28131687
>he doesn't know the meme

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Scyther - Because it's your favorite Pokemon.

What's yours?

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Literally me

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>>28131687
What do you mean by "bait"? I'm literally a floating sandnigger that Smogon sacrifices many innocent children to, nothing more and nothing less.

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>>28131714
>I'm literally a floating sandnigger that Smogon sacrifices many innocent children to, nothing more and nothing less.
Fuck you, I laughed.

>>28131687
>being this new

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This is me. Literally me. No other Pokemon can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This Pokemon could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This Pokemon is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this Pokemon is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this Pokemon side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this Pokemon every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this Pokemon every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this Pokemon. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this Pokemon is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this Pokemon and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this Pokemon is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this Pokemon, I had an existential crisis. What if this Pokemon was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this Pokemon actually became aware of my existence? Did this Pokemon have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>28131708
Scyther apparently

>>28131737
Huh..?! I don't remember making this post.

>>28131737
Why do you have a picture of me? I am calling the police.

>>28131683
you're the fucking ugliest, shittiest, stupid ass buttfuck of a pokemon? cool. enjoy your autism genietard.

Newfags please leave

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For me it's Alakazam, because he has an IQ of 5000 which is only slightly less than mine

>>28131928
>only slightly less
SUB-10,000 IQ APE DETECTED

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>this is me tho

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I can do a lot of things but always wind up repeating the same old regardless. When I try to look happy or something, nobody can read my face anyway for some reason. I'm supposed to be quick but everyone around me keeps getting quicker, and I never feel like I'm quick enough when it matters. I never know when to leave. If I was trapped in a daycare with another member of my species until the planet died I still wouldn't have had sex by that time.

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For me it's Lucario, cauze i'm f*cking badass

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Stop this meme

>>28131724
>falling for obvious bait

>>28131714
> floating sandnigger

made me laugh, good one

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related

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>>28132228
This post reeks of underage so, so bad. Or it's just an extremely weak-minded person who fell to the Lucario massive shilling.
Or just a furfag.

>>28132385
>replying to obvious b8
I don't even know why I even come back to this board

>>28131714
And here I thought the middle east stopped using flying carpets as their primary mode of transportation.

i'm darkrai because i hate everyone and love wearing black, but i also have a sweet side :3

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>>28132385
You can't be much older than the age that person is PRETENDING to be

>>28132318
How intelligent and nihilistic are you?

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>>28131683
Purugly, because I act like an overweight cat that sucks his gut in to keep others from thinking that I'm not
Also milk is my favorite drink

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>28131687
How embarrassing

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>>28132504
>>28132744
honestly with the way the board is I'm not even sure what is bait anymore. this sure didn't feel like it

>>28134840
You're even more retarded than an underage.

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For me it's Milotic, because it's almost as beautiful as I am.

>>28134874
well I'm aware of that

>>28134840
>>28132504
>leave /vp/ for a few months sans sun/moon reveals actually fuck it leave 4chan in general
>focus on other things or find new stuff to do in free time
>come back on a random weekday
>literally nothing but flakes

After refreshing yourself, you find that chinese imageboards are full of flakes.

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Literally no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

>>28135670
+His body is an exploded plastic bag that looks like a mask
+He looks like a mound of garbage while looking unique
+They accomplished this 'muk design' in a lot more creative way.

>>28131739
Underrated post

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>>28131683

>>28131703
Boring, ancient meme.

>>28131737
You are a lying sack of shit. That's fucking me, and we both know it. I have a mirror on my ceiling so that every morning, the first thing I see is myself, and you posted what I fucking see you piece of shit. Fight me IRL, and you will get your ass kicked by the thing you posted. You are fucking nothing.

>>28131737
>tfw I became famous enough for people to parody me

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>>28131683
cos I'm a fake ass bitch but also a fella

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>We are both quite tall
>People never call either of us by our actual names, but we both prefer our nickname
>We both regularly stop friends from fighting
>We are both quite flexible
>Fug spits laser beams of destruction from its mouth. I spit morning breath that makes people wish they were dead.
>We both hate the cold
>We both dislike rocks
>We are both vest aficionados.
>We both used to have anger managment issues, that we got over recently
>We both bring clear skies wherever we go
>We both subsist on water molecules in the air, and bits of debris

I am a magikarp holding an everstone because I had so much potential but it all is wasted cuz I just flop around in my own piss trying to figure what the fuck is going on in my life

>>28131683
Makes sense since everybody hates the genies

>>28136464
>what is smogon
they fap to Landie everyday

>>28135753
Delet this

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>>28131687
Wow, the perfect bait for my new trap!

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This is me. Literally me. No other Pokemon can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This Pokemon could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This Pokemon is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this Pokemon is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this Pokemon side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this Pokemon every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this Pokemon every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this Pokemon. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this Pokemon is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this Pokemon and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this Pokemon is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this Pokemon, I had an existential crisis. What if this Pokemon was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this Pokemon actually became aware of my existence? Did this Pokemon have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>28131737
Why are all these people giving me (you)s?

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This is me. Literally me. No other Pokemon can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This Pokemon could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This Pokemon is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this Pokemon is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this Pokemon side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this Pokemon every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this Pokemon every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this Pokemon. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this Pokemon is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this Pokemon and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this Pokemon is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this Pokemon, I had an existential crisis. What if this Pokemon was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this Pokemon actually became aware of my existence? Did this Pokemon have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>28135753
His dub voice actor gave me nightmares.

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This is me. Literally me. No other Pokemon can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This Pokemon could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This Pokemon is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this Pokemon is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this Pokemon side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this Pokemon every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this Pokemon every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this Pokemon. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this Pokemon is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this Pokemon and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this Pokemon is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this Pokemon, I had an existential crisis. What if this Pokemon was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this Pokemon actually became aware of my existence? Did this Pokemon have the ability to become self aware itself?

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