Wassup /vp/! Autism-chan back at it again with another fantastic

is it drugs?

>>28128764
Factory sealed Gold or Silver?

>>28128764
Dragonite dildo

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>>28128797
shut the fuck up don't spoil it you cunt

>>28128844
What's with the bad lighting?

>>28128859
Autisms melt in bright light.

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>>28128859
shitty camera phone flash. sorry.

It'd better be a sex toy Anon, don't waste my time

>>28128872
If you're not even going to properly structure your jokes than why even make them?

Also shhh, OP's opening their package...

Is it pokemon related?

Factory-sealed something or other.

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>>28128891
it's never ever gonna be dragon dildos unless you're looking for an unboxing on /v/.

looks like we got a few items in here! two boxes and some books. what could it be?

Pikachu fleshlight

>>28128916
Probably not, but our shitty clean up crew won't care anyway!

SuMo

Book that contains all the card art of the first 3 or 4 TCG sets, as well as assorted trivia and interviews

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>>28128937
mate, this is the most pokemon related. it might even be TOO pokemon related!

>>28128918
u scaring me

Why package two small Priority Mail flat-rate boxes inside a bigger box?

>>28128918
>>28128957
What about the book?

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>>28128957
W-wait, what are those?

>>28128957
Two games and a guide?

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>>28128957
OPEN IT

It's one of those inflatable Pokémon sex dolls?

>>28128957
HG and SS special edition with the figures and pokewalker cover, and the related guide

Sad that this shit is the most entertaining thing on the board atm. Go on, OP.

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>>28128979
COULD IT BE?

>>28129005

Can see Chikorita, sooo...

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They're here!

>>28129005
fuck off and die

>>28129005
TCG, FUCK

>>28129005
Oh fuck, chikorita is on there

Now I'm really fucking hyped

>>28129023
Kek

>>28129023
FUCK'S SAKE

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>>28129005

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>>28129005
Oh look, disapointment

>>28129005
>Op is a richfag hoarding HGSS games to drive prices up and sell them even more expensive than before
Fuck you

>>28129005
Wow. >>28128797 was right.

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Let's double it up to keep up the pace.

I present to you, Factory-sealed Pokemon Crystal and Pokemon Silver for the Gameboy Color!

>>28129040
He literally goes into debt to buy this shit

>>28129052
MUH DICKKK

>>28129052
how much did it cost you lad?

>>28129052
Oh shIT BITCH ITS ON NOW

>>28129052
Nice

Wish I had my old G/S cartridges

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>>28129052
Great. Awesome. Good for you OP

>>28129052
Worst games in the series, what a waste of money

>>28129052

But... anon, why get Silver if you got Crystal?

sometimes i'm glad i'm 255% below the poverty line. keeps shit in perspective, and my priorities in check.

being poor sure is humbling.

>>28129052
How much did that cost you?

>>28129052
Crystal was my first game, homie from 2nd grade gave it to me. I remember fuckin fighting red on top of the fuxkin mountain and just FREAKING THE SHIT OUT
>WHO IS HE
>WHY IS HE SO STRONG
>WHY DOES HE ONLY HAVE STARTERS
>WHAT DID I MISS

Oh the nostalgia

>>28129052
nice waste of money anon!

>>28129081
>Why do people collect things

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>>28129052
What do they smell like anon?

>>28129095

Anon, it's a fucking game cart. As soon as he opens it, all 'collectability' goes up in a puff of smoke. OP shouldn't be so insane as to spend money on a shrink-wrapped box to stare at.

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>>28129053
Ayy! Someone remembers me!

These are the latest additions to my sealed cartridge collection. I already own Gold, Yellow and Emerald.
These in particular i got for about 400 USD each, which is approximately 550 dollarydoos here in 'straya land.
Now to find Red, Blue, Ruby, Sapphire, Fire Red and Leaf Green! It's my goal to get all these before i graduate uni at the end of the year.

Oh, and i'll be opening an entire sealed box of 2002 Wizards of the Coast Legendary Collection then too!

Thanks for sticking around folks! I hope you enjoyed the reveal! Will return in a few months with more money and madness!

>>28129147
Thanks, Autismo!

>>28129131
Get a load of this normalfag

Was expecting this
>>28128992
>>28128929

>>28129094
It's not waste if he is enjoying it

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>>28129040
Are they still really that expensive? I bought this like two weeks ago for 60 bucks

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>>28129501
aww shit.

misclicked. pls disregard

>>28129445
>>28129501

You two do see those are GBC Silver and Crystal right? Not the remakes.

>>28129501
shes ugly

>>28129519
I think they are fan made though.

The original Johto games came out as Heartgold and soulsilver. I think OP may have been juped.

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>>28129533

>>28129147
I remember you as 'that one faggot that took a 4k loan to buy pokemon cards'
Glad it makes you happy

>>28129519
I'm aware that OP was showing Crystal and Silver.
>>28129040 brought up the high prices of HeartGold and Soul Silver, which my question was a response to.

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>>28129533
....

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>>28129533

>>28129405
Considering the moment he opens them, they'll be significantly devalued, he probably won't open them, and therefore, they're a waste of money.