Okay guys, Pokemon are finally real. But you only get one pokemon,

>>28126874
>inb4 Arceus
Sunflora or Ariados.

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My nigga, Heracross.

>>28126874
ditto, so I can have every pokemon ever

>>28126874
Mew

she is cute

Azumarill. No hesitation. No looking back.

>>28126958
Stop spamming you autistic underage faggot, no lone likes HG.

>>28126988
>she

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Zigzagoon.
I'm a simple man.

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Bangiras is best Pokemon.

I'll take espeon. A cat-like psychic creature thing would be both useful and relatively manageable.

Ditto so it can transform into every other Pokémon or person that I would like to fuck. I know Mew can transform too but I wouldn't like to risk getting a male.

Tropius for transportation and delicious neckbananas.

>>28126874
Aipom

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>>28126958
>false flag spamming to get a thread that you don't like banned
Truly pathetic

>>28127070
>human face
Disgusting.

Definitely cleffa.

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>>28126874
Yo quiero Nidoking

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My pokébro

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>>28126874
Any of this line, the darlings

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Either one is fine
but i'd prefer both

Larvitar or Growlithe if they're for pets but Tyranitar if they're for battling

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Solrock

Low maintenance, psychic powers to float stuff around, looks cool, seems like it'd be happy to just chill most of the time

Solrock would be a pal for life

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>>28126874
This wonderful little guy.

>>28126874
Can it evolve?

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>>28127433
Sure why not?

>>28126874
Flygon

>>28127470
Nincada then, so I can get my bro Ninjask.

Honestly not trying to scam a second Pokemon, but what would I do about Shedinja? I would feel bad telling it to just fucking leave.

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>Be 11 kid
>after school
>"Hey anon, do you train pokemon?!"
>"check out mine!"
>little kid throws out a pidgey
>i send out spooky sableye
>Sableye kicks the kids asses and make me sweet cash

>>28127532
Let's assume Shedninja doesn't show up because you only have one slot for pokemon in your party, and only one pokeball.

Aggron

>>28127266
Can I get the stone to evolve it somehow? Or at best will it always be a clefairy?

>>28127576
>Using a game mechanic
>In a thread about Pokemon being real
Doesn't work famalam

Rowlet. All I need is Rowlet.

>>28127622
Just for fun famalam

>>28127532
Just choose Ninjask straight away then

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Either Alolan Ninetales or a Furret.

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My maun man poliwhirl.

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>>28127560
Phenomenal taste guys.

>>28127560
>Being that kid whose got a trainer in his family who sent him a cool Pokemon
You were a cunt in school, thinking you were better cause your uncle sent you something fancy

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>>28127109
Mew is genderless dude

Skiddo

Chespin!

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Gardevoir may be my favorite mon overall, but if pokemon were real, I would want a Dragonite. It's a damn near perfect mon for me.

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My long boy will always be with me

I hate noisy things so I'd choose something low maintenance and quiet.

Maybe Staryu.

Jirachi. Wish for the ability to have more than one pokemon. Boom.

>>28128182
HYAAAH
HYAAAH
HYAAAH
HYAAAAH

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>>28127317
>tfw you will never have a tiny lit wick to sit atop your shoulder and light your path to Valhalla.

>>28127874
I love you Polifag. Your fondness for your bro is pure and you don't spam every thread like a total retard.

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>Say goodbye girlfriend
>Say goodbye for pay energy
>Say goodbye the fucking cat
>Say goodbye problems

Ahh... probably before 2100 Pokémon are real

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>>28128332
Thank you, I try not to spam every thread and am sorry if I ever seem like I do.

>>28126947
The only correct answer

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>>28128426

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Trickyfox is for cuddling and sometimes shrieking
https://youtu.be/XeJKN9GX810

>>28127874
You, too, Polidude. I love that picture, by the way. It's so comfy-cozy.

>>28126874
Braixen

If I choose palkia, can I use it to create a world where all pokemon are real or otherwise send me to one?

>>28126874
Gengar

>>28126874
I want to say Charizard because we'd be bros, but not if it's the pokedex dimminsions, it'd ve too small to fly on.
So Dragonite I guess.

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>>28126874
Jirachi
And then wish for it to make me become a cute, female braixen

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My main bro, no hesitation

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My bug bro

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>>28126874
Boi

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always Poliwhirl

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>>28127560
one of these

Ditto.

If it doesn't get to evolve, Sceptile.

If it does get to evolve, Treecko.

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>>28126874
>pick Jirachi
>wish for all Pokemon to be real

Suicune... Duh

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Either Espurr or Skitty :)

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i feel like my niggas gliscor and sableye would be pretty cool to have. but damn imagine having a fucking huge pokemon like a blastoise or something. damn. or a qt >>28128815 or something you can pet.
or an arcanine. damn an arcanine would be cool. its big and you can ride it and shit.

>>28129082
>sableye's eat gem stones
I love the little shit but fuck that.

>>28128945
>wasting a wish on something that already is
Reread the OP.

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Teleport
Psychic Powers

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A mew that spends most of its time laying on my head. I would give it a sombrero and a drawn on villain mustache. This is my dream.

>>28126874
Either Metang or Metagross, so I could sit on it's head and ride it around while it levitates

Also because I like them

Mismagius

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>>28126874
Literally the only correct answer

>>28127043
It was impregnated with Mewtwo, so at the very least it's a mother.

>>28129281
wut

>>28128182
Staryu sounds like fucking Ultraman.

>>28129294
cinnabar mansion notes

>>28129176
Just realized that it would need a belt and bandolier with toy shells and a cap gun. Cowboy boots probably wouldn't fit though.

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I'm not a huge fan of Mew, but it seems to be the most logical choice, since it can learn Transform and a good majority of practical moves.

But If that's asking for too much, original G/S Togetic. Can fly us around, supply an emergency food source with soft-boiled and can use sunny day to make the weather pleasant.

>>28129355
what about assless chaps?

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Hawlucha so he can suplex me everywhere
Pic related.

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My first bro deserves to be beside me irl.

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I will never evolve it.
Phantump is perfect.

>>28129373
That would just be silly.. Besides I don't think I could find a pair that fits.

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I'd like to time travel.

>>28129111
i think they also eat just regular rocks dont they?

>>28127365
Great taste, I would too.

>>28126874
Can that Pokemon evolve?
If so Mareep > Flaaffy > Ampharos

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Dunsparce , because it's cute.

>>28126874
Trapinch.

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>>28126874
Medicham all day every day.

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>Teleport for transport
>Future Sight for planning things
>amazing stats

I win

>>28129173
This

>>28126874
Rapidash
It's not even my favourite pokemon, just the idea of riding a flaming horse around just seems fun

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Chansey!

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i just want a friend

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Obvious choice.

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Arcanine.
I just REALLY love big dogs!

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The cutest little nig ever. My favorite mon.

Alternatively one of the cutie bearmons. Cubchoo probably.

>>28131218
Exquisite taste....

Ill take Meowth

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the best

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So I can hack stuff, also super chill.

>>28128751
>only one bro in the entire thread

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Piplup.

>>28131218
I want one too !

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There's too many good ones.

Overall I'd have to say Raichu.

>>28126874
Blaziken
( with blazikenite)

>>28126874
Mew, ditto and zoroark are the only correct answer, why have one pokemon when you can have one that can turn into all of them and anything else

Leafeon, my best bro since Platinum

Cute as fuck

Don't have to feed it because photosynthesis

Clean air at home

Can either laze around all day sunbathing while I play games or be a hiking companion giving me extra incentive to go /out/

Tanky little fucker means I can cuddle the fuck out of it without hurting

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Always gotta have my nigga with me

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CHOO CHOO OUTTA MY WAY NIGGERS

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I could ride this nig around and shit. Plus it has a cute preevolution to raise.

Nidoking

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Having more than 2-3 would be a huge drain on your resources and spread your attention too thin for it to be fair to any of them.

One is perfectly fine by me.

Mienshao for hug.

Deoxys. No fucks given
Though if it's normal mons only, Solrock or Golurk or something.

Espeon. No question
Or if possible, a Mewtwo

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Metagross. It would be cool to ride it everywhere.

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>>28127470
You never forget your first love.

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>>28127050
u just want the free stuff it picks up u greedy fuck

>>28131219
>dog
its a cat

>>28134227
It literally has canine in the name.

>>28132370
>you don't get a Key Stone
Literally useless.

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No one will deny me my super sentai dreams.

>>28131214
Yesssss I do too anon. I'd start with a wooper and go on walks and what not !

>>28127560
I would get a sableye as well no doubts, but the cost of feeding it gems might get a little to expensive, maybe then maybe i would get an umbreon

>>28127953
not that guy but sableye is not that hard to get

>>28128237
>gets jirachi
>it just started his slumber
>dead before you could ever wish for anything

Anyone who doesn't choose a Pokemon who can fly isn't thinking this through

Xatu all day every day

>Teleports me wherever we want to go
>Flying around for fun

Riolu

>>28126947
same

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>>28135005
Dog bro

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>>28135135
He'll yeah! Nothing better than a scrappy riolu by my side taking down gyms together

>>28134542
>buy awakening

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Surprised no one has said this one yet, but oh well. (Dragonite bro doesn't count cause he picked Dragonite)

Super loyal, would disregard all laws of physics to create a special imbalance to protect me, and would look absolutely adorbabible doing housework. Definitely Gardevoir. Definitely female.

Because if it was male I'd just make it a Gallade and he wouldnt look nearly as cute in an apron..

Id probably choose alakazam, geodude,diglet charmender or blastoise.

>>28131213
What's in chansey's egg?

>>28126874
Manectric
Best guard-dog in the world.

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>>28134144
why did charmander start to lose his color in the main series art? kinda sucks

>>28126874
shiny sylveon and I die a happy man

>>28135351
Don't know what to tell you, anon. Charmanders been my boy since Gen 1. I seem to always recall his being a lighter orange before going red as Charmelon, before rolling back to a stronger orange as Charizard.

>>28135320
>in a voice of purity
fat chance, asswipe

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Zoura, get the transforming perks of Ditto in a cuter package.

A Typhlosion bro or a Gardevoir waifu.

I always name absol after my dog and if pokemon existed it stands to reason some if not all animals would become pokemon. Plus if crits work anything like in the anime 100% crits gonna be busted irl

Rotom of course.

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>>28126874
obviously

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For Snugs, Buneary

For For Fugs, Braixen

>>28126874
gligar

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>>28131814
Excellent taste

>>28126874
Zoroark

>>28126874
> ctrl + f eevee
> 0 results

What the hell

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>>28131784
Gengar is my bro too
Can it mega evolve?