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Guys I need help. Sure, this may seem like another 'pokemon ruined my life' story, but it's not. I'm a nice guy, probably better than all of you. Someone, please help me with this.
>Be me
>20 years old
>Have girlfriend below my standards
>Couldn't get anyone else because women have shit taste
>Currently playing ORAS
>GF calls, I pick up phone
>''Hey Anon, my friends recommended this really fancy place to me, I was wondering if we could go on a date? It's been a month since out last one, I saved up a ton of money and I reserved some spots.''
>''Sorry babe, I'm shiny hunting.''
>''What?''
>''On Pokemon.''
>''Oh. Which game?''
My GF was a huge fan of video games, although she sucked at them.
>''Alpha Sapphire.''
>''I have Omega Ruby. If you don't wanna go on a date, maybe I could come over and battle with you?''
>''Hell no. You're probably better at having sex, which isn't saying much.''
>''That's a little rude, but alright. When can we have a date?''
>''When you have sex with me like useless ugly sluts like you are for.''
>''Anon, I'm going to bed.''
>She hangs up.
>I sigh and continue shiny hunting.
>2 days later
>GF hasn't called me.
>I decide to go shopping for food and stuff.
>I drive to the mall.
>Wanna know what I see?
>Over by the frozen yogurt place, I see my GF and some guy.
>I walk over there, by footsteps creating a loud thump as I moved.
>''WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!'' I scream.
>''My brother.''
>''Oh really? He looks nothing like you!''
>''My parents adopted him when we were kids.''
>''Bullshit!''
>My GF is causing a scene
>The guy decides to speak up.
>''Dude, you seem like you can be a nice guy, but chill out.''
>I slap him.
>He steps back.
> I run at him and tackle him, pinning him to the ground and punching him in the face.
>He shoves me off and grabs my GF's hand, then runs out of the mall with her.
>Haven't seen her since.
Someone help.
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autism
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>>28122487
I was being nice, faggot.
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>>28122456
>i'm a nice guy
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Lol wow, you have some serious problems
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>>28122535
But I am.
>>28122547
My GF was the one who cheated on me for no good reason.
Are any of you retards gonna help me?
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>>28122456
>I'm a nice guy, probably better than all of you.
stopped reading there
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>>28122456
I think it went wrong for you when you picked up a controller instead of a football
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>>28122456
Wew
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>I'm a huge autistic mega nerd who's only interests include chinese cartoons, alt-right propaganda, and vidya
>wife and I need to find some hobby to bond over
>bought her and I starter decks for the pokemon TCG
>she's kicked my ass 5 times in a row
>says its the most fun she's had playing a game in her life
Look on the bright side of life
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>I'm a nice guy, probably better than all of you
Ah yes, classic nice guy phrase.
I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, hope your girlfriend is getting plowed by some big black cock right now. God knows she'd be better off.
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>>28122456I see what you did there.Nice job.
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>>28122613
I don't want her to have fun. Women are sex slaves, they shouldn't be cared for.
>>28122601
This story is true. I might've exaggerated my fighting abilities and his running speed but that's all.
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>>28122456
OH BABY WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE
'I was being nice by callied her a slut and berating her!'
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>>28122456
>I'm a nice guy
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LOOK YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS. I WAS WAY ABOVE HER LEAGUE AND SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN GRATEFUL FOR WHAT SHE HAD.
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I haven't seen this copy pasta before. It's a good one.
>>28122701
You're so below her league you'd need all 8 gym badges just to be able to challenge her
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>>28122701
>trying this hard to get a pointless rise out of people
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>>28122723
IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA. I GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT TO GO TO MY NESS BODY PILLOW AND ALL I GET IS HATE. AFTER NESS BROKE UP WITH ME I WENT INSANE. I COULDN'T STAND NOT BEING COMFORTED BY HIS OKAYS.
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>I tell her "no"
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>>28122764
calm down
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>>28122456
>probably better than all of you
>I had a girlfriend below my standards
>it was because women are the problem
I have been mortally triggered
check your fuckin priveledge you white male supremacist
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Kill yourself
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This might be some of the shittiest trolling I've ever seen on /vp/
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>>28122861
agreed
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tell the bitch you can't catch em all if you can't risk it all
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>>28122456
ITT: Things that never happened.
Your bait's shit, but I'm glad you tried, OP.
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>>28122456
>I'm a nice guy
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>>28122456
Elliot i-is t-that you? How did you come back from dead, you supreme gentleman?
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>I'm a nice guy
Baiting has really hit a new low, huh?
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>>28122456
Check my 2
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>>28122999
blunder of the century
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Does anyone believe this is anything other than a joke?
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>>28122999
YOU GOT TRIPS, NOT TWOS.
>>28122974
I'M N. REMEMBER NESS? WE BROKE UP.
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>>28122456
>>28122516
>>28122566
>>28122653
>>28122701
>>28122764
(you)
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>>28122999
Ask for singles and you shall receive triples
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>>28122456
Nice copypasta, faggot. Now fuck off.
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>>28123014
He might be a real autist tho.
I'm sure that when he says
> I could do better but women have shit taste
he really means it
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>>28123014
No, but it's so bad it's fun
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WOMEN SHOULD BE MY SLAVES
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>>28122516
autism
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>>28123050
This was maybe believable just from the Op but you'd have to be a literal autist to not be able to tell the following replies were obviously trolling
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>>28123057
You're not even the same guy, just fuck off faggot
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>>28122456
Fake as hell
We all know you have a boyfriendKevin
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>>28122456
>>Have girlfriend below my standards
>>"It's been a month since out last date"
Seriously? Do you think she's your girlfriend?
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>>28122456
seems to me that you're a huge tool and you deserved what you got.
Also nice blog, back to tumblr with you
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>>28122764
F**k (You).
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>>28122613
That's actually adorable, your wife sounds like a pimp, man.
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A) this is obviously bad bait. Sage in all fields motherfuckers, are you all twelve? Basic shit.
B) if this was real, which it clearly fucking isn't, then OP is a massive fucking faggot, isn't even close to being a nice guy (hell, calling him douchebag would be putting it nicely), and with his attitude he could be a total chad and he would still be a 1/10 on a good day.
As someone who actually treats his girlfriend with respect, I know for a fact that if I pulled that kind of shit I'd be single within 24 hours, and rightfully so. Theres being alpha, and being a total fucking tool, and then theres OP, who is a raging asshole.
And the truly ironic thing (if this wasn't bait)? He told his side of the story, which inherently favours him, and he still came off as the worlds second biggest twat (the biggest being Capt Bieber, the professional TWAT.) Christ OP, you should have lied more.
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>>28122456
>"I'm a nice guy, probably better than all of you."
>"Girlfriend below my standards"
>Because women have shit taste
>Choosing shiny hunting over spending quality time with loved one
>Rejecting someone's offering of playing pokemon together
>Telling GF she's only for sex, casually
>Calling GF ugly slut, casually
>Footsteps creaing a loud thump, I scream, but my GF is the one causing a scene
>I Slap a guy that was literally trying to be civil
>I tackle and punch a guy that was actively avoiding violent confrontation
>WONDERS WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH ALL OF THIS
This is bait and I'm a fool for taking it, tho. So good for you.
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>>28122601
Was about to post this
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Fake as shit.
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>''Dude, you seem like you can be a nice guy, but chill out.''
This line is pretty funny when you consider the beginning.
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>>28122456
How can you be this retarded and still be alive?
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