ITT: Moves Pokemon should know but don't Why can't

Because Mr Mime is creepy enough without kissing the opponents pokemon

it has no connection to kissing...

>Mr. Mime can't learn Spiky Shield and King's Shield
Why the fuck not?

>>28109319
DON'T ENCOURAGE GAMEFREAK HOLY FUCK

>>28109381
It has no reason to.

It only has one damaging Fairy move though so it really should get another and I nominate Draining Kiss.

>Mr. Mime can't learn Shell Smash
Why the fuck not?

>>28109445
See>>28109410

>>28109410
It's the barrier pokemon isn't it?

Why can't Mr. Mime learn Crabhammer?

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>>28109461
I...had not thought of that. Kudos.

>>28109319
Why do flying Pokemon need to be taught Fly? Same thing with water Pokemon and Surf.

>Mr. Mime can't learn Aerial Ace
Why the fuck not?

>>28109571
It does learn it though.

Mr. Mime should learn Force Palm.

>Mr. Mime can't learn sacred sword
GF has some answering to do

>>28109563
This.

Also, not related but i always wondered why NPCs can swim in the ocean but the main character cant..

>hand monkey doesn't learn tail slap
End my life.

Why the fuck can't Mr. Mime learn Spacial Rend? It's 2016.

>mr. mime can't learn hidden power fairy to abuse with technician
Wtf Gamefreak?

>Mr. Mime can't learn Hydro Pump
Why the fuck not?

>Lugia doesnt know oblivion wing
Wtf gamefreak

>mew can't learn crabhammer
Why the fuck, Gamefreak?

Power Gem for Espeon

Mr. Meme should learn lick

It's like Mario doesn't want my money

>>28109319

>Garchomp can't learn Dragon Dance
>Dragon/Ground

>>28109958
>Mr. Mime can't learn Dragon Dance either
fucking seriously?

>Mr. Mime can't learn Dragon Breath

He's a fucking mime he can mime being a dragon.

>>28109902
That's wrong, mew can learn every move

Mr. Mime should just have Sketch desu

>>28109691
Main character never had a dad to teach them anything.

Bastiodon
>is the shield pokemon
>can't learn reflect or light screen

Gogoat
>hidden ability grass pelt is exclusive to its eveolution line, activates in grassy terrain
>can't learn grassy terrain

Also I'm kind of surprised there hasn't been a pokemon with pickpocket that can learn acrobatics.
>Deal 110 damage + STAB (if they ever decide give a flying type pickpocket)
>also steal their hold item

get your shit together gamefreak

>Mr. Mime can't learn Psychic
Why the fuck not?

>>28110090
Stab Flying Pickpocket Acrobatics? Add Fling and make it a Magpie and you have an excellent idea on your hands.

>>28109319
>Mime Jr. learns no damaging Fairy moves. Not even Fairy Wind or something shitty
Jesus Gamefreak, I thought you got over this shit in Gen 2?

>>28109319
Mr. Mime is cute and I would welcome it learning to kiss.

>Mr. Mime can't learn Slapdatass
>There isn't even a move called Slapdatass
Why the fuck not?

>>28109633
Actually yes.

But while we're at it, I have no fucking idea why they made Mr. Mime a Fairy. It's not cute, it's not pink, it's not round, it's not based on a real-world myth, it's not a guardian of nature... it ticks none of the boxes the other Fairies do.

>>28110195
...it's gay AF though.

Toxicroak can't learn Hone Claws
But Meloetta, who doesn't have fingers, can

>>28110113
Make its shiny red with Astartes pattern Baldness, and you've got a meme.

>>28109319
Why can't mega-pidgeot learn sing? it's a bloody bird

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>Psychic type
>"can learn any move"
>Can't learn Extrasensory
>Can't learn Heal Pulse
>Can't learn Heart Swap
>Can't learn Mirror Coat
>Can't learn Stored Power
Forget about Crabhammer, this is egregious.

>>28109319
It aint got lips

>>28110195
>its not cute
See
>>28110162

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>>28110250
>Mew can learn Transform
>Mew can Transform into Smeargle
>Smeargle can learn Sketch
>Mew can Sketch Crabhammer
>Mew has learned Crabhammer, for now at least.

>>28110296
>Chatter cannot be sketched.
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

>Mr. Mime can't learn Chatter
Why the fuck not?

>>28110189
FUCKING GAMEFREAK

>>28109319
>Torkoal
>Can't learn White smog while basicaly it's poofing it all the time

>>28110090
I really hope Bastiodon will get King shield. It fits.

>>28110113
Personaly I would love to see Pickpocket Linoone as this Pokemon is made for exchanging items around

>>28110205
>Lynx can't learn claw attacks
>Elemental monkeys that have no fingers or nails can

>>28110195
I agree, should have been Rock/Dragon