Fix this guy, /vp/. Or make him not totally useless at

Give him No Guard because he's so fucking huge

Wailord is the best shut your mouth

>>28092052
Im digging this mentality. Would Steelix benefit from No Gaurd?

>>28092071
>Rock moves have shit accuracy in general
>sure to hit Stone Edge
Put it on Onix and sign me in

>>28092037
A mega evo that focuses on being a giant fucking whale.

Make it the size and weight of an actual whale, give it defensive typing, huge power, and a bit of boost to atk/def to make it less squishy.

>>28092052
>no guard to a pokemon that can learn a 1HKO move

>>28092037
Alolan blimp Wailord
Flying with Flare Boost

>>28092037
Water/Flying with Lightning Rod.

>>28092172
>blimp Wailord
I need this.

>>28092037
>+30 Def
>+30 SpD
>Access to Slack Off/Recover
Done.

>>28092037
>170/90/45/90/45/60(BST:500)
>Water Veil, Oblivious, Pressure
That's really bad. I suppose we could fix it this way
>150/80/45/90/65/90(BST:520)
>Magic Bounce
It's still no good but thanks to Magic Bounce and the new stats spread it could have a niche, it can also run a Scarf or an Assault Vest, but don't expect great results. Or just give it a Mega

>>28092037
Wigglytuff, Wailord, and Drifblim are all balloon-based pokémon that have high HP.

There should be an Inflate move, or something similar, that does more damage depending on base HP.

>>28092037
Make its base weight heavier. Now its not going to float/drift away and heavy slam does more.

>>28092162
machamp used to learn fissure

>>28092037
Give it an ability that makes water moves have higher priority
Water spout bitches

>>28092037
But he's not useless, anon.

You need him to unlock the Regis :^)

>>28092061
OP here. See, Anon, I know this, you know this, but the competitive scene does not.

>>28092252
It could work as a great special wall. An odd combination of blissey and M-Sableye that could work wonders if it got a healing move

We need a NEW whale pokemon too.

I'd like it if it looked less like a blimp.
Maybe make the body a little more hydrodynamic and make its flippers longer.

Also, give it a better ability. Maybe intimidate?

Someone did the math, with its weight and size it would be lighter than air. Make it a flying type.

>>28093845
>whale blimp
>make it look less like a blimp
For what purpose?

>>28092875
Machamp knows fissure in S/M.

You can transfer gen 1 pokes to S/M, including machamp.
No Guard isn't a secret ability, so you can just ability capsule into it if it doesn't have it already.

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>>28093911
To make it look more like a whale, of course.

>>28093944
But it's literally a blimp pokemon anon.

That's like saying we should make Torterra look less like a mass of land to make it look more like a tortoise.

>>28093944
But it's entire shtick is being a blimp. If you take that away it just becomes literally my mom's whale.

>>28093944
So you're saying we should make these fantasy creatures with magical powers be less fantastical and more like mundane creatures?

Amazing logic.
Also why the fuck are you using a trip in here?

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>>28093988
>>28094035
>>28094061
I said look MORE like a whale, not literally just a whale.

Cool your jets, anons.

>>28094107
But its literally just a whale. The only thing it has going for it is looking a bit like a blimp. How could you make it look more like a whale without it being literally just a whale?

Just make a different whale pokemon

>>28094107
Literally my mom's whale.

>>28094107
For what reason?
It's a blimp whale. Why would you want it to look more like a whale and less like a blimp?

Why would a blimp need features you see on things that move through the water and not the air?

>>28092037
A mega evo that makes him water/ground with sap sipper. +50 to each defense, and give him access to recover

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>>28094472
>water/ground with sap sipper

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>>28094511
It has to happen eventually, might as well make it someone who deserves it

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>>28092147
>weight of an actual whale