>encounter Groudon >3DS heats up >encounter Kyogre

My console "warms up" with every triple battle you should try it

>>28086385
Your 3ds is broken

>how??? How did GameFreak pull this off?
It's called being a jew with the parts of your console and I'm pretty sure it was Nintendo

>>28086385
>trying to recycle this ancient thread

you didn't even get the meme right

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>Encounter Zekrom
>DS electrocutes me

>Encounter Reshiram
>DS burns me

>Encounter Kyurem
>DS freezes me

Thanks Gamefreek.

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>Encounter Dialga
>my DS sends me back in time
>my mom falls in love with me instead of my dad
>I have to get them back together before a time paradox erases me from existence

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>Encounter Palkia
>Universe implodes

Thanks GameFreak.

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>>28086608
>encounter Arceus
>still too intelligent to believe in God

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>>28086608
>Not fucking your young mother to multiple orgasms before getting your parents together and then knowing that in the new present reality that you've created she'll always feel inexplicably sexually attracted to you in spite of the obvious taboo

Get a load of this fucking weenie

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>>28086719

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>encounter Rayquaza
>my DS instantly launches me thousands of feet off the ground into the stratosphere

>encounter Yveltal
>3DS ki

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>>28086702
>image.jpg
>intelligent

>>28086385
WE'VE GOT A THEORY ABOUT MIRACLES,THAT'S RIGHT x2,IF MAGIC IS ALL WE'VE EVER KNOWN,THEN IT'S EASY TO MISS WHAT REALLY GOES ON,AND I'VE SEEN MIRACLES IN EVERYWAY,AND I'VE SEEN MIRACLES EVERYDAY

>encounter Darkra

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>>28086761
>epic 4chan archive numbers
>intelligent

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>use Dive
>3DS goes underwater
>tfw no waterproof case

Fuck me lads, will I be able to get a refund?

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>encounter Yveltal
>die

Appreciate it, Nintendo

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>>28086812
>anime poster
>intelligent

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>Torkoal's White Smoke activates
>3DS begins to heavily let out smoke filling the room
>slowly suffocate

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>>28086827
>sees a post with an image from a manga which has an anime
>responds with a post of an image of a manga which has an anime

>>28086827
>OPM manga
>>anime

>>28086848
Kek

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>>28086608
>encounter Dialga
>it uses Roar of Time
>my 3DS turns into a DS

>>28086878
>implying anyone gave a shit about the manga before the anime

>encounter Xerneas
>get eternal life
>fast forward a couple decades
>everyone you know dies
>world war 3 happens with shit tons of nukes
>you are the only survivor
>cannot commit suicide because eternal life

Thanks, Gamefreak.

>Encounter Mew
>I'm now under a truck
Thanks Gamefreak

>encounter Zygarde
>nothing happens, even when you visit Hawaii

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>encounter Solgaleo
>become weak to fire

Ah the highest form of shitpost >>28086385, it has been a while.

>encounter Keldeo
>become a horsefucker
Thanks Gamefreak.

>encounter Ludicolo
>build a wall

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>play Moon
>encounter Lunala
>suddenly everything goes dark and can't see shit
>thankfully my eyes adjust to it after a while but can only see in grey

>play Sun
>encounter Solgaleo
>there's a sudden flash and then darkness
>realise im truly blind now

Never buying the "red" version ever again.

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>encounter deoxys
>get space AIDS

Thanks gamefreak

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>>28086550
>encounter yveltal
>ds drains my life

>encounter xerneas
>ds impregnates me

>encounter Haxorus
>Haxorus's Mold Breaker activates
>cleaning becomes a cinch

Thanks Gamefreak.

>>28087382
underated

>switch Heatran into an obvious Fire Blast
>house burns down

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>>28087016
that reaction image has been in rotation for a good while now. people were aware of the mange.

>>28087786
Yeah but this is /vp/

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>>28086385
>Encounter Yveltal
>Die a slow, painful death

thanks gamefreak

>>28086385
>Encounter Gardevoir
>I loose my virginity

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>>28087438
>ds

>Black out in-game
>Black out in real life
>Wake up with my wallet missing
Thanks GF

>>28089350
>Wake up with my wallet missing
That's a GF alright.

>>28089259
I hope it was a male.

>>28087068
underrated

>>28087438
>encounter Palkia
>escapes the dimension of the ds and penetrates me with its galactic space cock and creates a new universe inside my boipussy

>>28086788
F

>>28089830
>traps

>encounter Golduck
>screen turns black and I see literally me

>Encounter Reshiram
>Fall in love and get married

Thanks Gamefreak.

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>>28086719
A-anon, please.

>>28086385
>Encounter missingno
>social security number stolen

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>encounter tornadus
>a tornado starts and destroys my home

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>>28086719
>kanye west

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>Encounter Porygon Z
>3DS somehow gets every a million computer viruses

>Encounter Hippowdon
>3DS inexplicably fills with sand to the point where it won't turn on

How do they do it bros?

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>encounter Golem
>goat rams me up the ass

Thanks Gamefreak

>>28089259
>loose

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>encounter Rotom
>the elevator arrives

>respond to thread
>get dubs

autism

>Want to get through Rock Tunnel
>Use Flash
>Get arrested for indecent exposure

>>28087417
>encounter deoxys
>become an edgy footfag

>>28091337
>1337
even better than dubs

>encounter landorus
>catch landorus
>change landorus to therian form
>get cancer
thanks gamefreak

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>>28087438
>Encountering Xerneas

>>28086385
>Enconter Giratina
>3Ds take me to distortion world
>Giratina come and start eating my body
>Die

Thanks gamefreak

>Encounter MISSINGNO
>Catch MISSINGNO
>3DS is corrupted and stops working

Thanks Gamefreak.

>encounter solgaleo
>suddenly weak to fire

>>28092518
Someone already did the joke >>28087074

>>28086702
r/atheism

>Encounter Kingler
>3DS shuts tight immediately

Game freak is going overboard with these interactive shit! Cut it out!

>encounter Honedge
>3DS becomes cursed sword
>drains my life energy

Thanks GF.

>>28086761
*tips galaxy s7*

>>28086608
But what if you were your own father all along anon?

>>28092690
good goy

>>28086608

but you better promise me

WE'LL BE BACK
IN
TIIIME

>>28090821

>encounter Palkia
>Go back into my black tipped tail Pikachu dimension

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>>28086719

>>28086385
I think you may have some kind of horrible disease anon.

>>28090821
>encounter Palkia
>4DS

>>28091440
Wait what?
Deoxys doesn't have feet.

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>>28086385
>Encounter Rayquaza
>gets fugged

>>28086702
>bring religion into this
Fuck off. You people are just as bad as /pol/.
>inb4 butt mad jew

>>28086902
fuckin underrated

>>28087016
opm was better before the anime

>Encounter Geodude
>Uses Magnitude
>Magnitude 6
>Become Italian

>Encounter Haunter
>Uses Hypnosis
>Get a little sleepy
>Uses Dream Eater
>Give up on life and start browsing /vp/

>Encounter Voltorb
>3DS fucking explodes

How do they do it?

>>28086385
>Encounter Giratina
>I become annihilated

>>28091440
Underrated as fuck

>encounter pidgey
>3ds continues working as normal
>catch the pidgey
>play through the rest of the game without any oddities

>Encounter Moltres
>Shit seeps out the 3DS and on to the floor
>Waifu forces me to lick it up

>>28086702
Well played

>>28086788
>nothing changes

>>28094714
>evolve into Pidgeot
>suddenly flung into the air at mach speed

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>>28094743
>Reshiram Encounter
>JustinRPG song starts playing

>>28090851
underrated

>>28094075
Here we go.

>>28086702
>this will genuinely upset someone

>>28086702
10/10

>encounter Greninja
>wins the league

>>28095539
.t Alan

>>28095623
t. Tobias

>>28087040
>You slowly clean up the Earth
>Aliens arrive and help you archive all that is left
>Benevolent genesplicers eventually recreate humanity
>You painstakingly arrange the hibernating replicas of former humans as they might have been if they hadn't gone down the path to war
>They awaken and resume existence as if death had never happened
>The next day, Pokemon Z is announced

It's been 3000 years...

>encounter Gardevoir
>have to stop people from fucking my 3ds

>encounter articuno
>3DS sprouts a fedora

How does Nintendo do this stuff

>>28087452
lmao well memed

>Encounter zoroark
>Suddenly I'm holding a PS vita

>Encounter Ratatta
>My 3ds is in the top percentage of 3dses

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>>28086719

>>28086702
on fire, son