Delia Ketchum can't stand being lonely anymore, she is also

>>28080081
No

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>>28080081
>Pokemon world is real
>marrying a human

>>28080081
>So he can finally win a league
lmao good one

>>28080081
no, i refuse to take care of >my wife's son

she already fucks all of pallet town and mr mime, why would i want that, im not gonna be the father figure of a fucking thrower who can't even teach his fucking frog a ground type move

>>28080081
No one can help what God has decreed cannot do it.

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>>28080096
>>28080144
Wouldn't you even try anons?

>for her

>>28080117
I would agree with you... but Delia was my first love/waifu was a kid.

I would mega evolve his danm frog, even if i had to make it swallow all fucking rocks on Kalos.

>>28080081
Sure
Ash needs someone who knows how the games work to help him win plus I get a hot wifey along with A cute shota to masturbate with

>>28080117
Furries get out.

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>>28080147
>im not gonna be the father figure of a fucking thrower who can't even teach his fucking frog a ground type move

>>28080081
>my wife's son

Literally only Cuckasians would consider this for even a second

>>28080278
You seem to be new here, friend.

>when you realise you're old enough to be Ash's father

>>28080081
more from-the-anime screenshots of her might help me decide. and does she do anal?

>>28080081
>implying prof Oak will ever let you

>>28080167
no I don't want old saggy tiddy. Only lolis get my dick.

>>28080081
I hate how few Japanese animators/artists appreciate ass. It's all about tits over there and pancake asses like this. They need to start letting black people into the country or something. Black weebs are pretty harmless.

>>28080350
You seem to be a closet furfag, friend

>>28080443
That's why I'm glad Keijo!!! (however many exclamation marks are actually in the title) is getting an anime. It's an anime that has a lot of ass focus.

>>28080081
Speaking of which, is there any more art of Delia's ass?

>>28080384
Using that nice ass only for poop its a danm waste.

Unfortunately in my country they gave her a middle-aged/old woman voice, so it ruined her for me. Never felt attracted to her.

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>>28080081
>single mother
>all those standards
EVERY TIME

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>>28080575
plus I'm not putting my dick where Ash came out and others have been. I would only put it there.

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>>28080117
>being a Barney fag

>>28080081
>milf pussy
>tight

I don't think you understand what giving birth to a child does to a vagina.

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>>28080824
>expecting an underage faggot to know these things

Are you surprised?

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>>28080081
>you'll never be Ash's pervert step father that molests him when his mom isn't around
feelsbadman.jpeg

>>28080081
Yes. Easy as fuck.

Just tell him to use the 6 most recommended Smogon Pokemon and you'll be fine.

>>28080824
>>28080889
Its cool guys, she had a c-section and the scar is all but gone, so she's good to go

>>28080650
Speaking of which, did the anime ever mention his father or why he disappeared?
The children at this series all seen fatherless and no one thinks it's weird.

>>28080889
>>28080824
>being this newfag about sexual education
Why i'm not surprised that most vaporeons don't knows how vaginas works...

>>28080081
Literally no ass and no chest like almost every pokegirl, but this one has a kid. Yea, no thanks.

>>28080147

Greninja doesn't learn any ground moves except Spikes you dimwit

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>>28081268

And Dig you numbskull.

If you're going to correct someone at least do it properly.

>>28081287

And Mud Sport

>>28081151
>did the anime ever mention his father or why he disappeared?
Barely, like twice or so.

It'd be cool though if the "Giovanni is Ash's father" were true.

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>>28081151
Stop with this crap, /vp/ already agreed that Red was Satoshi's dad.

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>>28080147
>im not gonna be the father figure of a fucking thrower who can't even teach his fucking frog a ground type move

Would make a great banner

>>28081430
The anime and the games are 2 separate things. Red doesn't exist in the anime, and Ash doesn't exist in the games. It's that easy.

>>28081430
>/vp/ already agreed that Red was Satoshi's dad
/vp/ either has shit taste (oh wait), or it means Ash is adopted.

>>28080206
>Ash needs someone who knows how the games work to help him win
I just imagined for a moment a version of Ash playing in Smogon tiers.

>>28081481
>>28081499
>What is time?
Stupid /v/ shitposters

>not enjoying ash's boipucci while training him

>>28081511
>implying a league winner can father a jobber like Ash
literally genetics kiddo.

>>28081556
OH yeah?
What are your parents thoughts about you? Do you have kids already? Do you have a good job? Are you a pokemon master?

>>28081151

The father is a gigantic loser like Ash so he decided to never return to Pallet until he won a single league.

>>28081594
>Projecting

>>28081591
>Are you a pokemon master?
Obviously.
You won't find me losing a league or not catching that pokemon.

>>28081594
>he decided to never return to Pallet until he won a single league.
Reminds me of a certain deal Ash made with Serena. It runs in the family.

>Pokemon world, at least the trashnime version, is real
>I am in it
>I am expected to dedicate time to the literal worst fictional character to ever exist in order to score mid-grade-at-best loser-expelling pussy as opposed to focusing on fucking the dozens of superior girls and training cool Pokemon
yeah fuck off cunt

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>>28080883

I'd call you newfag, but on second thought that means you probably don't constantly browse /v/. So guess you're okay.

>>28080081
I'm not at all interested by the mother of a 30 years old kid but, heh, I'm game to try and explain him one thing or two about pokemon fighting...

>Red is not Satoshi's dad
>>>/v/
>>>/asp/

>Date Delia
>Teach Ash how to battle properly
>When he goes off to Alola, I tell him I'll help train all his Pokémon let at Oak's
>Whenever he calls once a month, show him I taught one of his Pokémon a new move and give him advice on how to make his Alola team stronger
>Ash gets to the League
>Calls Oak to ask to send over his old mon
>I tell him he's been doing such a great job training his current team he doesn't really need them
>Ash confidently enters the league
>Loses in the quarter-finals
>Rings mom to tell her how he did
>No response
>After the Alola league concludes, Ash watches a program on TV about the new champions from each region
>The Kanto champion is me
>I used his Pokémon to achive what he could never do himself
>As I accept my trophy, I get down on one knee and propose to Delia
>She accepts
>Meganium tackles us, because she wants to be my wife too

shes a cartoon.

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>>28080081
Thats a easy task:

I have no problem with XY Ash strategy, he just have the wrong pokemons, His new team will be:

1)Ash's Charizard
First of all, Find a megastone for ash's charizard. Ashzard is one of the best Ashmons, give it a bost and its done.
2)Ash's Sceptile
Strong enough to takeout Darkai and wipe out the Hoenn League, this sweaper fucker can surelly take 2 mons before RIP.
3)Krookodile
I would put the firemonkey here, but we already have fire coverage with Charizard, so Krook is the best option. The power of the crunch with cool black glasses to take asses.
4)Goodra
Since she aways wins, i'm sure she can take the league. Snorlax is ok here too.
6)Pikachu
Pikachu plot armor, 100% accuracy iron tail, strong enough to take legendaries, I'm done with him.
5)Ashninja
Greninja did nothing wrong.

>>28080117
>wasting time on females instead of training to beat the Elite Four

>>28080081
>Wanting to invest in a cuck relationship.
Never ever.

>>28082986
>Goodra
>Literally a shittier Snorlax
>Jobbed almost as hard as Greninja

>>28084063
She does the job.

>>28080081
No, I'll just beat Ash in the Alola league and fuck his female companion

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>my wife's son

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>>28080081
>loose, aged pussy, probably worn by Oak or Tracey
>literally will have a "wife's son" if we marry
>in a pokemon world full of loyal pokemon who would be yours exclusively

Ash has 48+ gym badges and seven league experiences and battle frontier experience. If that kind of hands-on experience can't lead him to figure out how to fucking teambuild properly (try not having 2 dragons and 3 fliers on your team at the same time) what makes you think I can?

Also, evolve your Pikachu, faggot. It'll still have the same sentiment in a different body.

>not a single person has posted more of Delia's ass

Come on now.

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>>28082986

>Ash's Goodra
>She

>>28084535
As we all know, Goodra is

>>28080081
This is a shit challenge. I decline. She is an ugly whore.

>>28085289
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MAI WAIFU M8?

SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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>>28085451
I would if I could but I can't so I won't.

Your waifu a shit.

>>28082986
>Frustration
heh

>>28080081
Can't I just engage in a one-night/one-season length fling where she tries to recapture her youth, engage in all kinds of kinky rough sex and things go sour and she forgets all about JUST before her son comes home?

>>28080081
No fucking way. I'd fug Delia, but Ash means no deal.
She do got that cake though, you do know how to tempt at least halfway OP.

>>28082986
Kek

>>28080733
Correction, Mrs Goodra Fag.

>>28080081
>top grade, soft, tight and moist milf pussy bouncing on your cock every night.
sex doesn't exist in the pokemon world

>>28088547

Welcome home son! We don't know how it happened, but me and my new husband had an egg! Do you want it?

>>28080081
fuck that.
are you a cuckerino? I'd rather fuck hot young bitches that are single and there will be no "my wife's son" bullshit. goddamn. fuck all that.

She clearly likes guys that fuck and run

>>28092005
kek.

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>>28082986

>Goodra instead of Gliscor
>Goodra at all

Ok. You're wrong.

>>28081151
Didn't the first writer mention that they were divorced in an interview or something?

>>28093142
>gliscor.
I would accept Infernape, Snorlax or even Talonflame, but Gliscor was shit.
Go back to u slum.

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>there are people IN THIS THREAD that wouldn't fiercely penetrate this MILF in this position

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>>28094214
like this?

I'm 19, I don't wanna be a father to a failure yet.

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>>28094906
>yet

Can 4chan not go a day without thinking about sex?

>>28081151
Citron, Bonnie, Brock, May, and Max all have fathers shown

>>28082986
>Greninja
>Frustration
Kek

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>>28080421
This guy gets it

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>>28080081
>Delia waging her own happiness on her son's success

Is swim accross the piranha lake, with ease fro a piece of that ass.

>>28081849
Lmao