Hey Losers,
My name is Alain, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, losers who spend every second of their day training stupid ass pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any trophies? I mean, I guess it’s fun leaving all your pokemon and friends behind because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than losing to a level 5 snivy in Unova.
Don’t be a loser. Just hit me with your best Water Shuriken. I’m pretty much perfect. I was assistant of Professor Sycamore, and my starter is a fucking MEGA. What leagues do you win, other than “the orange league”? I also work for team flare, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all losers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>28029323
Mairin:*Throws Serena off from this pic*
>>28029323
DELET THIS
>>28029323
Dude, are you still competing in leagues? That's like sooo lame, competing with ten old kiddies and shitters.
Now Battle Frontier is where the challenge at.
Ash-fag tears are the best
>>28030934
>Ashfags actually believe this
Alain becomes the anime's protag when?
He just needs to get himself a Pikachu and he's set.
>>28029323
You do realize he won because he loved Marin more than everyone else that ash did
>>28030934
If that was the truth then there wouldn't be retards bitching and crying and threatening to kill themselves over the stupid fucking league.
>>28031597
Nah your eyes weren't working right, it was definitely Serena.
>>28031611
Someone actually killed themselves in Japan.
>>28031638
natural selection at work