Let's say a man is 6'0", 205 lbs, 27 years old.

>>27982163
In International System, please?

are you describing yourself,OP?

>>27982208
Thanks

>>27982208
Not exact transformation, but assume 1.80m, 75kg, 27 years old.

He'd have a 1 in everything. That's pretty much the only way Pokemon stats make any sense with what they can do.

>>27982285
I think a human would be faster than shuckle, and shuckle has a base speed of 5.

>>27982208
Fuck off. Google conversion like us Americanos have to.

Lazy europeans. Always expecting handouts.

>>27982345
Torkoal's base speed is 20, which is certainly slower than a human.
A human would probably have a base speed of around 65, between Mankey and Machamp.

>>27982208
183cm, 93kg.

>>27982282
75kg would be about 163lbs.

Okay fine I'll do it for you opee
Human
Hominid pokemon
Type: normal
Hp 40
Attack 50
Defense 35
Spatk. 40
Spdef. 20
Speed 50

Nig forme
Type dark
Hp 40
Attack 60
Defense 40
Spatk 150 (guns)
Spdef 10
Speed 88

>>27984040
Guns would be physical. Special moves are those that use elements and energy like projectiles.

>>27984040
Nig form should have pick up as its ability.

>>27984135
>not pickpocket or run away

>>27983117
Pidgeot can fly at mach 3 but the Pokedex is always full of nonesense anyway so

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>>27984040
American form
Hp 110
Attack 30
Defense 125
Sp Attack 25
Sp Defence 105
Speed 10

>>27984227
>High HP and defenses
???

>>27984628
Fat

>>27984641
I meant what non-legendary has decent HP AND defenses? I mean Snorlax has a defense of 65, I doubt an American is bulkier than Snorlax.

>>27984731
People in the anime seem to tank attacks pretty well so I'd say around 40 def/sp def

Human

HP: 70 (humans can actually take quite the beating before going down.)
Attack: 65.
Defense: 45.
Sp Attack 10
Sp. Def 55
Speed 70
Basically the Machop line's movepool, trimmed down a bit. (Ignore some of these if Machamp can't learn them either. Omit anything egregious that I forgot) No Fire Blast, Elemental punches, Rest, Vacuum Wave, Focus Blast, Rock Slide or Tomb, Earthquake, Hyper Beam, Protect, Substitute, and Double Team. Add Bite, Sand Attack, Rock Throw, and Tackle.

>>27982208
27 years old.

>>27984789
This thread isn't about humans in the anime, Team Rocket exploded thousands of times and are still perfectly fine. It's about what would a real human's stats look like.

>>27984040
Human
Moveset:
Harden
Bide
Helping hand
Water spout

Nig forme
Gunk shot
Bullet seed (watermelon seeds)
Bounce
Extreme speed

Human - Normal Type

HP - 80
Attack - 100
Def - 50
Sp.Att - 95
Sp.Def - 65
Speed - 105

Ability - Adrenaline
survive an attack that would otherwise knock out once per battle, attack is increased by 1 stage.

Signature Move -
Tracking Shot- 60 BP (Normal) (Physical)
Operates like normal Pursuit, other than the fact it remains active once used until the opponent switches out, then must be used again to be effective.

r8 my Hummen

>>27984841
>Fire Blast
>Elemental punches
>Vacuum Wave
>Focus Blast
>Rock Slide
>Earthquake
I'm pretty sure unarmed human beings can not do that stuff.

>>27985224

>No Fire Blast, Elemental punches, Rest, Vacuum Wave, Focus Blast, Rock Slide or Tomb, Earthquake, Hyper Beam, Protect, Substitute, and Double Team.
>No Fire Blast, Elemental punches...
>No

He's saying ignore those from the Mach-line's movepool

>>27985267
I thought so but then figured he was just talking about fire blast, because people are perfectly capable of learning Rest, Tomb, Protect, Substitute, and Double Team.

>>27985353
>Rest: Taking a quick nap to recovor all damage you have taken, plus recovering from all ailments
>Rock Tomb: Creating and moving rocks quickly enough to use in a fight, that are large enough to constrict movement
>Protect: Negating all damage taken in a short window
>Substitute: Splitting of a chunk of your life force to tank hits for you
>Double Team: Creating illusory copies of yourself
Sign me the fuck up.

>>27983258
>183cm, 93kg.
That's a quite jacked man, or fat one. I'm 1,79 and last time I checked (two months ago) I weighted 68.