>If GF designed a tampon Pokémon, everyone on this fucking

>>27968520
Dude what are you even saying? 90% of this board is people bitching about Gamefreak.

What's with the sudden influx of /v/ posters? Aren't your sonygger vs nintenyearold console war threads getting enough attention on your main board?

Depends on what pokewaifu we got to see using it.

>>27968550
>REEEE A CRAP IN A KIDS GAME LOOKS TOO CARTOONISH
I sometimes wonder why I keep coming back to this board

>>27968520
>Water-absorb
>Fairy/Fire

Give it to me now.

>>27968605
Same. It's literally just people hating every single thing related to Pokémon and calling other people contrarians if they disagree, even if they are the contrarians. This board has also completely soiled the word contrarian to me.

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>>27968597
You can "fuse" with any other Mon and gains stats and a new appearance during one battle

>>27968614
>Fairy/Fire
>Not normal
You know how woman body works, don't?
Have nothing magical, it just normal blood.

>>27968769
I get Fairy. It is a mischievous little thing that people like to pretend doesn't exist. I don't get fire.

Whatever its typing, it gets Storm Drain.

>>27968769
>Implying anon knows how a woman works in general outside of porn videos

>>27968614
>Fairy/Fire

Literally why?

>>27968605
>>27968659
still better than /v/

>>27968520
I can see it now.

>muh muk
>muh voltorb
>muh diglett
>muh genwun bogeyman

>>27969251
Lol

Does it get cotton guard?

>>27968520

Because. A Pokémon can be anything.
You lack imagination.

>>27969270
I can see it now
>muh ice cream cones
>muh keys
>muh gears
>muh sandcastle

I'd use their names, but you fuckers never know them anyway.

>>27968520
No way, that would be inappropriate, I would defend a pants or shirt pokemon, not a tampon one

>>27968705
source

>>27968520
I would

>>27969270
>>27969374
All of the above in both posts are shit designs. What's retarded is when people use the fact that there are also shit designs in Gen 1 to somehow justify the existence of shit designs two decades later in Gen 7.

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>>27969506
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

>>27969581
I love you

>>27969581
>Defending shit pokemon designs

You must be a genwunner.

>>27968520
I wish I was a tampon

>>27970507
Don't we all?

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>>27968520

>>27969581
You're the exact kind of person who would unironically like and defend a tampon Pokemon just because it's a Pokemon, but who would hate it if it was a Fakemon or a Yokai, even if it looked the exact same.
Fuck off, you fucking Game Freak shill.

>implying the average /vp/ poster would even recognize a tampon when they don't know what a coconut crab is

They'd probably just think it was candy or something

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>>27971333
>trips confirm that /vp/ is full of ignorant 12yo kids who haven't had sex-ed yet

>>27971333
trips confirm truth

>>27968769
>blood
I don't think YOU know how the female body works.

>>27968769
Just so you know, only 1/3 of a period is blood.

>>27971518
What is that red liquid then? Cranberry juice?

>>27969374
>muh genwun boogeyman


Confirmed right here

>>27971562
But the blood is still there and it's one of the main components, faggot.

>>27968520
I'd defend it for the same reason I defended Megas

Massive butthurt

>>27971592
But he's right

>>27971604
>american education

>>27971653
>blood composes one third (33.333...%) of the substance in question
>it's so prominent that it gives the substance it's characteristic colour
>it's like saying that when you're making buttermilk pancakes, buttermilk isn't a main ingredient.
>implying I'm 'murican

>>27971934
The main ingredient is uterine lining.

>>27972048
>no thick meaty uterine pancakes with chocolate clots to eat

fuck this world

Giratina is a dildo pokemon.