>We could have gotten a bobbit worm pokemon
>We could have gotten a lyre bird pokemon
>We could have gotten a cuttlefish pokemon
>We could have gotten a two headed cockroach pokemon
>We could have gotten an albino dik dik pokemon
>We could have gotten a assassin spider pokemon
>We could have gotten a dolphin pokemon with deadly scyth fins
>We could have gotten a psychic leech pokemon that attaches to your head and controls your mind
>We could have gotten one of those parasites that turn into fish tongues pokemon
>We could have gotten a jersey devil pokemon
>We could have gotten a rattlesnake pokemon with a morningstar tail
>We could have gotten a bug/grass mexican jumping bean
>but instead we got a fucking pile of dirt with eyes glued on
>>27952362
>>27952362
>We could have gotten a greentext thread
>We could have gotten a "leak" thread to amuse ourselves with for shits and giggles
>We could have gotten a S/M speculation thread
>We could have gotten a thread with original content
>We could have gotten a screencap worthy thread
>We could have gotten a storytime thread
>We could have gotten a thread dedicated to uncommonly discussed characters or pokemon
>We could have gotten a thread that explores the lore of the Pokemon world
>We could have gotten a thread discussing the soundtrack and music of Pokemon
>We could have gotten a thread talking about how to improve specific pokemon competitively.
>We could have gotten a wishlist thread for /vp/'s most wanted features
>We could have gotten a thread made just for OP's favorite pokemon whereupon he would be rewarded with fanart of his favorite pokemon
>but instead we got OP impotently crying, whining and bitching about a pokemon like it raped him every day
Op's parents could have gotten a son they'd be proud but instead they got this loud and proud faggot.
>>27952771
ur mom LMAO
>Because we got this pokemon that means we'll never get all these other pokemon I made up!
>>27952362
>albino dik dik
You're pulling my leg. Is that real?
couldn't find an albino version, but dikdiks do exist
>>27952362
>a fucking pile of dirt with eyes glued on
>>27952730
Fuck dude, THIS needs to be copypasta.
>>27953061
What a qt, 10/10 would train if there was a dik dik pokemon.