>2077 >be old man ash in child's body >through

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>2077
>be old man ash in child's body
>through contrived bullshit, have arceus on team
>arceus also has a mega ultra omega synchro inverse polarity bond phenomenon evolution XYZ with free OHKO z-move that's given out as a giftmon half a minute after the player chooses their starter in Pokemon Never/Ever
>have all badges and is ready for the league
>spare no expenses, time to finally win a league
>put Arceus, Greninja, Charizard, Stingulor, Alolan Tentaquil and Pikachu on the league team
>just to be sure, forcefeed Pikachu seven light balls
>first match is against some literal hobo
>seriously, he's a fucking homeless hobo who spews out bullshit, has just a farfetch'd on his team
>this should be easy
>Charizard decides to sleep, Pikachu KOs himself with Volt Tackle, Alolan Tentaquil pukes its innards up, Greninja jobs, Stingulor is somehow 4x weak to flying, and Arceus gets OHKO'd.
>hobo wins and moves on to become the league champion

JUST