To all of you retards who play Pokemon GO at night, thanks for ruining my car sex in the woods session tonight.
What the fuck is wrong with you kids, if you're reading this Gustav I hope you die virgin forever fucking kid. If I see you again I will break your phone.
You have sex in your car because you want to be discovered. Nice scenario you thought up but it's clear you don't actually know the first thing about public sex
>>27937979
Okay anon
>>27937979
Quality thread, OP.
>>27937979
Its your fault for havthe car with your imaginary girlfriend, retarded faggot
Dont blame me for your shitty performance. Girl clearly wasnt into it and was checking her phone lmao
>>27937979
>sex
Hey, Gustav here. Youre forgetting I took a photo of you.
>>27937979
>having sex in a car in the woods
Get fucked, you poverty-stricken scuzzball. Hope she gave you Hepatitis.
>>27937979
>Car sex.
>Offended that someone found you.
All your fault.
>>27937979
>not having sex in the privacy of your own home
>having sex in the woods in a car like some sort of degenerate hoping a serial killer will find them
You're just lucky it was Pokemon Go players.
>>27937979
>fucking in a car that's in the woods
>>27937979
Are you still mad that I threw my balls at your GF?
C'mon dude it was perfectly acceptable, she had a 300+CP weedle on her.
>>27937979
>>27937979
Man hook hand hook car door?!
>>27938109
Blown the fuck out
>OP