Why does Dragonair still not have an alternate evolution that

That one looks like shit though.

because snakes molting into giant dragons is perfectly normal
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>>27930754

I don't know, could you post one?

>height: 5.6m
you're a big guy

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>>27930754
>rant about dragonite looking like shit
>post alternate evolution that looks like shit

>>27930754
That one looks worse but I agree.

>>27930754
>Loses its horn
Why?

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>>27930908
>water type
>have feathers
>cant fly
fucking why?

>>27930754
Cause there's nothing wrong with Dragonite you stupid cunt

If Dragonite wasn't related to the other two, would you have liked it then? I think it's a pretty neat design.

>>27930754
>Dive
kys

>>27930818
None exist. Literally not a single alternative Dragonair evolution looks good.

>>27931108
No, I've always hated Dragonite.

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>tfw i always pronounced dratini as "dratta knee" before hearing a twitch streamer say it

>>27930754
You start OP.

I used to hate Dragonite too, until I decided to train one in FR and he is now my bro, fuck off.

>>27931108
Nah i'd still think it looked dumb

Because Dragonair is beautiful as it is. Just don't evolve it.

>>27930754
I'm not usually on the boo-overdesigned-camp, but I'll make an exception for this one.

>>27931108
Honestly, no. I always thought Dragonair looked dopey and harmless. Wouldn't look out of place in Barney or Dragon Tails.

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I just wish Dragonite looked like this. I'd love it to death if it did.

Why do Pokemon dragons need to be so damn bottom heavy? I'll just stick with the serpents if the alternative is making them into a fatass.

>>27934180
Mega Dragonite when?

>>27934196
fat shamer. you need to educate your ignorant self on genetics

>>27934180
Except the ears would be better separated from his eyes,that way it look faggy

>>27934461
MUH GENETICS
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>>27934180
It still looks like fatfur shit just with a matching color to it's previous forms.

>>27931108
I love Dragonite. I like how it looks really stupid but is actually a fucking beast.

That said, I also really love this design. Might even prefer it. >>27934180

>>27931108
I've always loved Dragonite but I can see why some people wouldn't like it. It suffers from the same thing as Golem and Machamp, they're awesome pokes but don't make much sense in the context of their evolutionary lines

>>27930754
This design is shit, if just because of the face. Dratini and Dragonair are very rounded, especially on the face. That Plumarine has a hard-curved face.

>>27935469
>I love Dragonite. I like how it looks really stupid but is actually a fucking beast.

Lance's Dragonite hyperbeaming the fuck out of that dude in Mohagany town is what made me like Dragonite. Plus the fact that it was literally the only Dragon-type pokemon at the time.

>>27930754
That looks ridiculous, OP. Dragonite is a good design, even if it abandons the theme of its predecessors.

>>27931108
they should've swithed gyrados and dragonite