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>lifeguards allow it to remain in their areas because it keeps more dangerous Water-types away.

This thing is so ugly and assholish that even shit like Sharpedo, Gyarados, and Tentacruel don't want to be near it and stay away from beaches and reefs where they live, which keeps the humans safe.

And you all doubted Bruxish.
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Talonflame used Brave Bird
But it failed
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>>27924230
I imagine it also helps with crime. Teenagers are too busy getting blowjobs from the fish to act like hooligans.

That's how you save Alola from Team Skull
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>>27924307
I don't think Bruxish can actually close its lips, dude. Do you dream of fucking a Ronco Veg-O-Matic?
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>>27924307
>teenagers fucking bruxishs and pyukumukus
Alolan beaches must be very akward places most of the times.
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>>27924359
I bet there's a ceremony dedicated to the act of fucking these pokemon every year for kids to become adults, probably around age 13 or so since most would've gone through puberty at that point. A coming of age ceremony to get it out of their systems so it doesn't become a hassle later on in life.
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>>27924359

>Teenagers getting dared to stick their dicks in Sandygast mouth-holes.
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>>27924307
>>27924359
>>27924415
>>27924507
>60% of alolan beaches are nudist beaches
>these happen to be the beaches with the highest pokemon populations
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>>27924415
>A Sandygast uses its power to manipulate children
>The tunnel-like mouth of a Sandygast can suck the vitality from people and Pokémon. Apparently it’s a test of courage in the Alola region to put your hand in a Sandygast’s mouth.

So this is what the island 'coming of age' trials are all about. Sticking your dick in progressively more dangerous pokemon.
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>>27924507
>the one idiot who tried to stick his dick in Palossand only to be dragged to his death
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>>27924230
I can't wait to put this on a team with my bro-tier Stunfisk.

Fish Pokemon with hilarious faces are the best
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>>27924579
Stick your dick in a wishiwashi school I double dare you
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>>27924551
pokemons like to be closer to humans for some reason...
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>>27924551
>Professor Kukui frequents the nude beaches
>when he's not humping fellow Alolans and tourists or watching the human/Pokemon lewding for science, he's balls-deep inside Pyukumukus and getting blowjobs from Bruxish for science
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>>27924644
sauce?
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>>27924644
I really hope there is an alolan persian
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>>27924848
>Alolalolaololala Meowth evolves into regular persian
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>>27924469
I'd like to imagine multiple Bruxish ambushing young divers who enter their territory with the bright flash of its bulb, paralyzing them underwater. They'd work in a group, at first biting and tearing their diving suits off and playfully nibbling at their more sensitive body parts. They would take turns supplying their victim with oxygen by kissing them with their luscious lips and breathing in air for them. One of them would use their psychic powers to keep them entranced and further stimulate their mind. Their well developed mouth structure and prehensile tongues allow them to enter the various orifices of their victims, not only looking for nutrition but also provoking intense pleasure from the hypnotized divers which manifest into psychic energy on which they also feed.
Once the victims have been sufficiently harvested of their fluids, alive but unconscious, they move them to the shallows where they will wash ashore, and awaken with no memory of what happened albeit feeling slightly drained.
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>>27924622
it will be like a ultracombo but with miniblowjobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYZFcrjWBR8
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>>27924922
hot
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>>27924973
>>27924622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOBvmvGz8-M
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>>27924719
you already know the place all this wonders are located...
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>>27925010
thousands and thousands of hungry merciless wishiwashi triying to get their white protein, you will end dry as a raisin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8Jdlj4VJk
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>>27924622
only after you Fuck a Bewear!
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>>27924579
>TL note: vitality means semen
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>>27924579
>The final challenge is fucking the pseudo
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>>27925010
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>this whole fucking thread
I'm out creeps
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>Whereas most other Regions have laws agains copulating with Pokemon there are no such thing in the Alola Region
>This is in part due to the fact that Alolan natives are much closer to nature and still place a heavy value on the old ways.
>This makes Alola a black sheep amongst most other regions.
>Rape of a Pokemon is still highly illegal and fornicating with Baby or Freshly Hatched pokemon is highly frowned upon.
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>>27925279
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>>27925453
What about Sinnoh
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>>27925425
What do you mean? we're just theorizing, that's all...
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>>27924307
Thanks for that boner
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>>27925480
sauce, its not on the e621...
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>>27925500
Due to the relative close proximity to Kanto and Johto, Sinnoh adopted anti-copulation laws so as not to be forcibly isolated from them and in a bid to improve their international image, however they are rarely enforced.
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>>27925542
You're welcome, sweetheart.
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>>27925500
Fucking Pokemon was the old way, as urbanization and society "Advanced" it was seen as morally wrong to fornicate with mons by the league despite humans marrying them in the past.
add to that pressures from neighboring regions and they had to do it or risk trade embargos.
Clubs for people who love their pokemon exist but they're often cracked down on by the league, with offenders losing their trainers license and their pokemon
though, in areas where league presence is minimal the laws are often flat out ignored
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>>27925650
this make so much sense
saved
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>>27925672
Its surprising how fun it is to actually think about how pokephilia could afect the pokemon world. I love theorizing like this.
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>>27925672
fuck religious bastards, love is free, FREEE!
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>>27924230

>Strong Jaw
>neither STAB can take advantage of it

For what purpose?
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>>27925733
it really is!
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>>27925866
So it can get STAB by technicality on said moves without needing the typing silly.
Just because there's a theoretical maximum that can be achieved doesn't mean it should always be.
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>>27925866
>gen VII introduces all elemental fangs and buffs them to 80 BP like crunch
>including wave fang, mental fang, dirt fang, seed fang....
I can see it happening
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>>27925832
it's better than in Kalos.
they fuck with Pokephile's heads there to "correct them"
just makes the poor sods hate their pokemon
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>>27925733
when people think about pokemons they think in animals, but if you see how pokemons are, they are almost as smart as humans, the only difference is the lack of human language and technology, is not so strange to understand in the world of Pokemon some stories of love and relationships can happen between pokemons and humans, at the end they are almost like humans with different cover
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>>27925938
>Kalos introduces amie
>its part of a sick program to force the most affection out of people without going over the line
The bastards
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>>27925938
can confirm.
me mate and his Roserade were really happy together until some league cunt with a Gardevoir blows his Door down and arrests him.
Three weeks later he's back and he goes into fits whenever his Roserade touches him
>>27926010
it's a fucking test, if you're judged as "inappropriately" handling your Pokemon you get the brainfuck treatment
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>>27925866
To let it get STAB with things that aren't its Type. Same thing for Tyrunt/Tyrantrum.
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Kanto and Jhoto are pratically puritanical in their hatered of romancing Pokemon
>Sinnoh only does it to keep from Getting Trade embargoed
>Hoenn has a don't ask don't tell policy
>Kalos is almost orwellian in trying to snuff it out, believing it "Soils their beautiful Reuptation"
>Alola gives no fucks as long as Pokemon aren't being abused and aren't literal newborns
Alola best Region 10/10
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maybe there is a new water type that uses a lot of priority moves
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>>27925672
>Pokemon Rome was full of Pokephile orgies
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>no one talking about the unique situation in Unova
Man ever since Plasma it's gotten real complicated there.
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>Keeps all the tentacool away
it's a swimmer's dream come true
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>>27926381
>Due to how few Pokemon there are no laws against fornication with Pokemon exist in Orre
>Unova Had a free love movement that was Quashed hard by the League. Sexual Relations with a pokemon there results in a hefty prison sentence.
>Fiore requires several special licenses to be allowed to be in a relationship with pokemon, alongside mandatory Ranger Service
>Almia requires the same licenses but not the Mandatory Rangerhood
>Oblivia only requires a single license that needs to be renewed every six months for a high price
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>>27926631
It was all fine and dandy until N started to apply pressure, now its practically easier to get away with murder than pokemon sex.
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>>27924353
im mostly worried about those razor sharp teeth desu
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>>27926773
Are there any laws at all in Orre? I mean they're literally known to be the only region where stealing another trainer's Pokemon is done without consequence.
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>>27925425
Fuck you, Alola is fun.
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>>27925342
>the final challenge is letting Solgaleo have its way with you
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>>27926807
there are Police but they're incompetent as hell and the govenment is easily bribed.
in the case of the protagonists, the first one was a defected criminal and the second probably returned all the non criminally owned pokemon once they were purified and the villains were beaten
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>>27926867
>or making lunala your bitch
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>there will never be an octopus Pokemon that enjoys cuddling people in its tentacles
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>>27926964
what is Octillery?
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>>27927038
It's a cannon with short dumpy tentacles, I'm talking something with long tentacles that wind thoroughly around your body and hold you securely.

A squid Pokemon that tries to devour everything it finds is good, too.
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>>27926964
>>27927038
I was going to suggest frillish since it goes much better with the theme, even if itsnt an octopus
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>>27926381
me and Wilson will never go out of our island
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>>27924922
hot
are you the same pyukumuky writer?
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>>27926773
God lord, is like Alola is full of refugees escaping from pokefascism, I imagine it as the poke orgy isles, maybe a perfect place for sects and cults
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>>27926794
no pain, no gain
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>>27927601
Are you intentionally trying to sound retarded or do you legitimately not know what sect means?
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>>27927601
Leave it to a tripfag to be this stupid. You couldn't even take a second to google what a sect is, you idiot?
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>>27927536
Lots of "Tourists" actually live there full time
as for cults and shit like that the Kahunas of the Islands handle it
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So what of totem Pokemon?
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>>27927736
Da big Bosses.
the Islands sense out the Strongest wild pokemon on each island and ties their power to it
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>>27927736
Gotta fug 'em all.
Totem poles are long and erect, what did you expect?
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>>27927736
Considering these are much bigger, we can just imagine how totem lurantis deal with trainers comming with the sole intense of fugging. Alolan hospitals must have many people come in by being attacked in private areas.
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>>27927536
Though if you're not careful, you could be extradited back to your home region if they so choose to pursue you.
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>>27927767
>Fucking a Totem Mon is fucking the entire Island by proxy
whew lad
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>>27927774
Dude, the Totem mons are probably total prude, they got an important job to do and they don't need some sexually frustrated teenager humping them.
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>>27924230
This Feminist fish will be on every team in the competitive scene.

How does /vp/ feel about this?
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>>27927862
Which is why it's a challenge to fug them.
It wouldn't be a challenge if it were easy, would it?
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>>27927802
>>27927862
These. Totem pokemon are probably very aggresive towards others if only because of being sexually harrassed all day long, every day.

>>27927873
I love how a trigger fish is triggering you, so I'm very happy with it
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>>27927668
>>27927673
what was his post?
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>>27924230
I don't get it
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>>27927910
>>sects
>I never understood the appeal of misspelling words like "sex" on purpose to sound cute.

God he's stupid
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>>27927910
He thought sects was sex spelt wrong.
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>>27927903
I'm not triggered by the fish itself, I love it as a mon and it is my only favorite so far.

The part that grinds my gears is that all the nay sayers who bashed its design will end up using it on their teams just because of its ability.

Plus I wanted to feel like a special snowflake knowing that I'm one of the few who would use it regardless of ability.
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>>27927938
Screen cap it and then spam it every time he posts with his trip.
One tripfag down
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>>27927736
I wonder if totem Pokemon are just enhanced by some mythical power, or if they are naturally the alpha Pokemon of their territories, because Alola is a lot more focused on the wildlife being much more natural and connected to humans, the alpha's of the islands havn't been captured, ousted or otherwise kept in check by trainers/league officials/natural selection.
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>>27927957
So now, I am probably going to make Comfey great again.>>27927903

Bruxish will be overrated.
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>>27927957
Oh, then that actually is bad news and I feel sorry anon. You don't get to be a special snowflake, but look at it this way: at least the pokemon will get tons of fanart through sheer overexposure
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>>27927879
Dude, that's literally rape, Alola may be fine with Pokelove but that doesn't mean you can go fuck something against their will you sick fuck. It's people like you that justified the draconian laws of of the Old World.
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>>27928013
>will

There's already some porn of it.
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>>27928052
I know anon, but imagine even more
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>>27928034
he's gotta be an Orrefag
those guys don't care about nothing but their own personal gratification
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>>27928070
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the reason Orre barely has any Pokemon left, It's just like the Sinnoh folk tale, sort of.
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>>27924230
Wait...
...
...
... no I still don't get it...
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The fact that Kalos has all these anti-pokelove laws is hilarious considering that Diantha's obviously munching her Gardevoir's carpet
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>>27928034
I'm not implying you rape it, for Arceus' sake. I'm saying they're not just going to hop on your dick because you asked nicely. Y'gotta impress 'em, show 'em you're Alolan Champion material, before they give it to you, whether that be a battle, showing them how many other Pokemon you've fugged, or fugging specific kings of Pokemon. If they're kinky as hell and get off of faux rape scenarios then sure, you've gotta go that extra mile, but I'm not saying you've got to rape all of 'em.
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>>27928183
Well she's a famous actor and the Kalos champion, of course the law would be willing to turn a blind eye to that. But I did hear she was thinking about starting a movement to repeal the laws, but the whole Flare thing kind of messed it up.
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>>27928220
>Arceus' sake
arceus damn dude
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>>27928183
> Carpet
For all we know she's taking Gardevoir dick every day.
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>>27927487
Yeah, couldn't think of much. I wanted Bruxish to be the middle man, who does the initial hypnosis/stimulation and then they deliver/leave it to another bigger mon who does the real hardcore stuff but couldn't think of who.
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>>27928220
Oh sorry N, I didn't know that they would always be open to sex and never not want any.
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>>27928254
>Not reading up on her hall of fame entry
>being in denial that the Kalos Champ is a lesbian pokefucker
she loves the pussi boss
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Why are you people all such fucking freaks.I come here and the first thread I read is about you wanting to fuck Pokemon.
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I just wanted to come out and apologize for my behavior earlier in this thread...
I jumped to conclusions too quickly, and clearly made myself look like an asshole, I'm sorry.
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>Some skilled trainers have been able to teach Pikipek's to take a dick in it's throat without damaging it with it's beak, and thus perform the most rapid blowjob in Alola
>Cutieflys regularly congregate around young teens going through puberty, as their hormones and masturbation cause them to become excited all the time. It's easy to pick up Alolan women when you spot a number of Cutieflys hanging around them
>Litten remain coolheaded and stone faced even while having sex with their trainers
>Raichu are always eager to please, and the combination of their psychic powers, and some electrical stimuli, leave trainers and even civilians dazed and well drained
>Meowths always play hard to get, but when a trainer can finally bed them, they become insatiable teases
>Rowlet will stare at it's trainer from any angle or position, they seem to enjoy the expressions of pleasure on their trainer
>Marowak are passionate lovers, and when they engage in sex with trainers or civilians, sex can continue for hours, until both the pokemon and the person are drenched in sweat and too tired to move from one spot. They also enjoy seducing people with erotic dance routines
>Many reports of poor, hormone intoxicated teens washing up, worn out on the beach after going into the water with a jar full of honey and finding a school of Wishiwashi
>Morelull tend to prefer female partners, and many a trainer has made the mistake of letting one latch onto their privates. Morelull tend to suck people till they are begging it to stop and let go.
>Ninetails and Vulpix are very kind hearted Pokemon, and will assist humans in anyway they desire, they seem to take great joy in 'warming' people up in the mountains
>Oricorio birds are very sensual Pokemon, and when they take a liking to a person or trainers, will attempt to seduce their target with their dance moves, a bit more sexualized than their usual routines. The rare few who have had this honor say the Oricorio continues to dance even during sex.
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>>27924230
Ooohhh... I get it now... it's cuz it smells so fishy right? Alola people must like seafood.

Me, too.
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>>27928318
N? Oh please. as if I were that stupid Psyduck.
team plasma 4eva

>>27928348
All I'm saying is, telling us that her Gardevoir's a girl would be a good cover up for her taking the mega dick. Could you honestly look at a Gardevoir and tell if it were a guy? I didn't think so.
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>>27928386
autism
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>>27928393
>it is beak
eh
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>>27928413
Well I mean you could look at the medical records, practically the only time it seems People can handle a Pokemon's junk and not get demonised.
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>>27928386
Stop being a tripfag and maybe your retardedness can be excused
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>>27928452
You could also look at the Pokedex entries and see that Gardevoir can create black holes. What better place to hide your junk during a medical exam?
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>>27928463
why would i want to stop being a tripfriend? it's the only way i can take responsibility for my posts, like I did just now.
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So, how does one go about Fucking a Kangaskhan?
I'm asking for a friend?
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>>27928520
oops. this post was by me, turned it off by accident :(
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>>27928537
An irredeemable faggot forever
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>>27928483
that's not how black holes work buddy, also what, is there simultaneously a illusionary lady bits that are fully functional and with actual depth right on the black hole which is totally not going to be noticed by a professional? You just don't want to accept that a lesbian is champion.
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>meanwhile in Professor Oak's lab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAqIGbQ0nAU
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>>27928393
>Yungoos in the wild are practically sexual predators, with their insatiable hunger and their method of stalkings, some unfortunate tourists who wander in out of the way Yungoos territory find themselves attacked multiple times, ravaged, and then left, only for it to happen minutes later
>Gumshoos, on the other hand, rarely engages it's target, till it gets a good scope of their route. Some people have reported signs of Gumshoos breaking into their homes at night, and an odd absence of their sleeping wear
>Bedding a Lurantis is an almost impossible task, due to the high maintenance of the Pokemon, but for the truly dedicated, or truly stubborn trainers, who eventually getting close enough to a Lurantis to engage it, the experience is said to be unrivaled, as the intoxicating aroma of the Lurantis is combined with it's elegance even in the bedroom, ensuring a very sensual and heated night.
>Mimikyu are quite easy Pokemon to engage in sexual activity, and are very needy lovers. If you intend to sample this Pokemon on your trip to Alola, be prepared to bring it home with you, as it will hound you incessantly after your encounter with it, and will fall into great depression should you spurn it.
>Many people find the sensation of a Comfey wrapping itself around their dick to be very relaxing, and men who have erectile dysfunction find the aroma the fairy pokemon releases while wrapped around their member cures them of any problems.
>!!DO NOT FUCK THE BEWEARS!!
Alright im done with this, I don't even know why I did all this shit
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>>27928651
DO NOT BESMIRCH THE NAME OF MY MAN, PROFESSOR OAK
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>a Lurantis is the Totem Pokemon of Lush Jungle
>fights furiously against female Trainers and unattractive male Trainers, but facing a handsome male Trainer will dull her razored attacks
>if she still defeats the Trainer, she takes him as her prize and spends the night riding him until morning comes and she settles down to sleep and photosynthesize
>if the Trainer defeats her, she gives herself to him and enjoys being submissive to him until morning
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>>27928720
To be a hero to the people.
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>>27928720
>!!DO NOT FUCK THE BEWEARS!!
>Not wanting to fuck the softest pussy in the pokemon world
WHAT'RE YOU, A PANSY?
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>>27928942
Bewears pussies are like their hugs. They wanna squeeze you with all they got, and they got a lot.
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>>27927873
this pokemon likes the pokemon trainer's cum, I don't think it is feminist at all, feminist hate men, bruxish LOVE men, that's a huge difference
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>>27928976
nah bruh.
you ain't lived until you're to the Base in a Bewear.
Like fucking silk man, it's unbelieveable
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>>27928034
rape is a human useless concept
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>>27928034
If we cant have fun with our pokemons maybe we must create our team, Team Fetish
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>>27926194

Strong Jaw Tyrantrum is fucking trash. It wasn't usable until it got Rock Head.
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>>27929060
I'd rather facefuck a Palossand than risk going balls deep in a Bewear
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>>27928145
NOM!

(will slowbro evolve if bruxish bite his tail? ...or penis?)
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Do you guys ever wonder what it would feel like to have a Pokemon evolve on your dick?
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>>27929161
Getting STAB on the Elemental Fangs and Poison Fang is quite helpful for coverage, especially against the Fairies.
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>>27929222
probably super warm
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>This entire fucking thread
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>>27928355
Because we love Pokemon!!!!
and you... you love pokemon too, right anon?
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>>27929389
gb2 kanto if you hate pokelove so much
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>>27929389
>Velvety
>Soft
>Pokemon
>Pussy
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If guys want to fuck pokemon so much just go to >>>/trash/
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>>27929483
b-butt anon, is more fun here, in front of all the "normies"
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>>27928651
N was right all the time...
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>>27924579
>yfw there's a minigame about sticking yout dick into that thing's mouth.
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>>27929170
but sand's coarse and grimy and it gets everywhere!
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>>27929170
>>27929693
A freshly recruited female lifeguard had just started her first day on the job. She had just moved to Alola from the Kanto region, wanting to move away from the busy city. The day had been peaceful so far, admiring how 'in touch' the local's were with nature that even the wild Pokemon helped look out for them.
As the beach began to clear and the sun began to set, the lifeguard was gathering up some stray beach rental equipment when she heard the sound what sounded like a child's laughter and footsteps. Worried for this mischievous stray child, she followed the sounds of his footsteps and voice behind some rocks, only to find a separate part of the beach and a lone sandcastle. Suspecting the child was hiding from her, the lifeguard proceeded to inspect the sandcastle, hoping to find the rascal hiding behind.
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>>27931962
Doing Arceus' work, anon.
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>>27932393
The sand around her feet began to stir and loosen, the sensation of small grains of sand passing through her delicate toes were not enough of a warning. The whispers that had drawn her to it had stopped, and now a low groaning sound came from inside the sandcastle. It was too late when she snapped out of it for she was already knee deep in sand, the Palossand's 'hands' and head now surrounding her in forming a circle around the quicksand. The more she struggled the looser the sand became, the swift but soft sinking of the sands were accompanied by an ominous yet almost sensual sound from the pokemon.
She tried calling for help but the words could not escape her mouth, a heavy sense of anxiety and nervousness, with a touch of embarrassment hung over her, no doubt the pressure was exerted by the Palossand.
As she sank halfway through, the grains of sand, animated by the pokemon began to slip under her outfit. The thousands of tiny individual grains began to travel across her skin, in between the swimsuit. At first it they all simply spread and marched all over her body, constantly in motion, very lightly pressing and kneading her well developed body. Then the grains concentrated on certain sensitive areas, her inner thighs, navel, armpits, and eventually of course her nipples and crotch. The grains congregated around her nipples, forming a ring around them and expanding and contracting, effectively squeezing them while also tickling her areola. A human's hand could not emulate the sensation, for each individual grain of sand had a much smaller surface area, applying its own pressure. A few grains of even prodded and entered her nipple's entrance, having a quick feel around before it exited to be replaced by another.
Her nether regions, of course were not spared. The clit was given the same treatment as the nipples, lightly pinched and pressured. The unusually smooth sand even stimulated her vulva, massaging and lightly patting and grinding against it.
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>>27932432
By now, the unlucky lifeguard's whole body had sunk beneath surface of the beach, with only most of her face exposed. Her expression was that of indescribable ecstasy, the likes no human's body could ever provide her. The sand was everywhere, kissing her passionately all over her skin, constantly surprising her by focusing on a different spot. She could feel the sand almost stroking her hair, some of it in her ears, an erogenous zone she never knew she had.
Suddenly the sand stopped shifting around her body. She gasped at the chance moment's reprieve, trying to regain her breath. Blood flushed back to her face, and her teary eyes came back to focus. She thought to herself was it over?
She felt something move underneath her, the sand in between her legs slowly pushing them apart. Suddenly all the sand tightened around her ass and legs, and she let out a yelp. Another low moan came from the Palossand, and before the lifeguard could respond and plead, a thick pillar penetrated her vagina. The air escaped her lungs as it entered, the sudden direct attack after all the teasing was too much for her, and she nearly passed out. The sand was still smooth, but began to feel rough after it had entered, the Palossand not proceeding to do anything. The lifeguard, suspended, underground, covered and now penetrated by animated sand, had given up her last shred of mental resistance and embraced it. The Palossand started to move again, the column of sand in the lifeguard's vagina rising and sinking, smoothly entering without injury but on the inside the coarse grains stimulated every inch of her orifice. As her body responded by producing womanly fluids, it was absorbed by the Palossands Water Compaction ability, and in response the Palossand's makeshift member began to harden and grow in size. It began creatively shifting the grains in its sand-cock, spiraling, ribbing and even a few mild spikings
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>>27932459
Her fingers and toes twitched in an attempt to grip the sand, almost trying to find a 'hand' to hold and squeeze throughout this intense orgasm. The Palossand responded by simulating this, its groans rising to a crescendo.
As a strong wave hit the rocky ends of the beach with a splash, the two climaxed. The lifeguard's body convulsed in pleasure, the sand coffin surrounding her tightening and loosening in rhythm, eventually, loosening all together. The Pallosand previous cries slowing to a halt. Reassembling itself by calling back all of its grains of sand, the Pokemon seemed to stretch itself, feeling content. The shovel on its head started to spin in place, signalling a new victim. Giving its victim one last look, its form dissolved into the shore, soon to reappear elsewhere.

The female lifeguard was unconscious, her body still half-buried, her liquids seeping into the ground, later to pop up as lustful Sandygasts. She was found and dug out the next morning by her co-workers, still alive albeit dehydrated. While she made a quick recovery in the following weeks, there was a change in her behaviour. She had become a lot more quite and moody, almost as if a negative aura hung about her. But when it came to her work she was especially motivated and energetic, secretly hoping that she would bump into another stray sandcastle.
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>>27932393
>>27932432
>>27932459
>>27932492
Keep up the good work, anon.
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>>27928529
You have to get rid of the baby first
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>>27924230
Looks better in motion
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>>27924230
Nah the description stated that the sound of it gnashing its teeth keep the other Pokemon away. Because bruxism is the habit of grinding teeth. And triggerfish have very sharp teeth. So Bruxish.
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>>27924282
Nice priority you got there <:^)
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>>27924230
>Literally a triggerfish
Triggered.
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>>27932393
>>27932432
>>27932459
>>27932492
What.
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