>Crabrawler’s pincers are sometimes torn off during its

>>27917149
VERY hard.
But since some crabs rip their own arms to escape predators, I suppose they can punch hard enough for the arm to fly off.

>>27917149
that's how coconut crabs are

god it looks so fucking stupid

>>27917243
gen 7 is the silly mon gen, and I am having a blast.

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>>27917306
don't get me wrong, there are some really cool and interesting designs this gen, but this drunk crab, sandcastle, and literal stuffed pink bear are kind of turning me off

and i dont even know what that fire/dragon clusterfuck is meant to be

Theyre getting real fucking lazy with the names

Concrust

There easy

>>27917377
>and i dont even know what that fire/dragon clusterfuck is meant to be

A Mata Mata

>>27917377
It's meant to be the ugliest pokémon I have ever seen.

hey eating pokemon is a thing again.

>>27917571
>tfw there are people out there who don't know all these glorious animals like coconut crabs and matamata turtles

I wish people knew more animals

>>27917377
matamata and kappa bastard child

>>27917149
Ask Tien Shinhan

>>27917377
>drunk crab
A black eye, stupid.

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>>27917149
It really should have been named Clawbber

>>27917722
I like to think I know most mammals, fish, reptiles and amphibians, but I love when pokémon introduces me to new creatures.
This gen I discovered honeycreepers, bee flies and mangosteens.

>>27917821
This

>>27917243
Do you hate fun or something? Like seriously. It's a crab with a black eye. How can you even be upset at that.

>>27917821
I'm genuinely sad because I won't remember this by the time the game comes out.

>>27917243
The design would have looked 10x better if the eyes were on the side of the head.
It would have looked even weirder but less cartoony.

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>>27917149
>if i hit myself and it hurts does that me strong or weak?

>>27918147
Write Clawbber on your walls so you see it every day

>>27917149
>punches something so hard the heat generated cooks the flesh inside the claw
>pulls off the claw and gives it to you to eat
>after a few weeks claw grows back, repeat

Best crab bro ever.

>a greaser crab
>A FUCKING GREASER CRAB
That's it, I'm convinced gen VII will be the best generation ever. Legit 11/10 design here.

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>>27917149
Imagine getting fisted by this thing.

The ancient Alolans once said this shit is sooo cash.

>>27917377
We're transitioning from things with a gimmick to silly things with a gimmick.

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>>27917377
Let's all punch for the stars, Anon

>>27917821
inb4 Ash gets one and it turns into a jawbber

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>>27917821
10/10 thank you for providing me with a nickname for when S/M come out.

>>27917821
Maybe its evolution.

>>27920269
Kukui lets Pokemon attack him, so we can imagine Crabrawler using his pecs as punching bags.

>>27917377
The descriptions on the website made me appreciate the sandcastles more. It feeds off life energy, and who'd expect evil sand? That's some super natural shit.

Some pokemon are meant to look stupid. Go look at real animals.

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>>27917149
already it is seen

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>>27917149
>Said to be delicious and get their pincers torn off
>Pyukumuku enjoys a particular space so much it will starve on it and die.
>Bewear can fucking split a tree in two with hugs and the locals are terrified of them.
>People are scared of Alolan Marowak and claim to be able to cast curses.
>Salandit females can emit pheromones to control any Pokemon.
>Mimikyu can get people sick by looking under the cloth.
>Boundsweet is constantly attacked by Pokemon predators but looks so cute nobody realises its in danger.
>Sandygeast possesses children and force them to give it more sand to grow
>Palossand can do the same shit to adults and children alike as well as sink its prey into the sand and consume them.
>Wishiwashi in groups become one of the most terrifying water Pokemon around.
>Morelul can accidentally drain too much and leave entires patches of grass and plants dead.

Jesus Christ Alola doesn't fuck around. Sure we have had plenty of scary dex entires but many in this gen involve people as much as Pokemon.

>>27922087

>hardcore pokemon
>people don't give a fuck
>koala


We thought it was Hawaii but it's actually Australia.

>>27917377
>Implying The Turtonator isnt the greatest gen 7 pokemon so far
0/10 shit taste

>>27917243
It looks drunk

Reminds me of this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

>>27917149
It's anime voice had better fucking be a slurry Stalone impression, I'm already in love with this thing!

Nicknames for it?
I'm thinking Johnny.
You know why.

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>>27918093
>Like seriously. It's a crab with a black eye.
Kind of reminds me of Rocky, and if anything Crabrawler looks more like a lobster.

A Rocky lobster.

>>27924420
Here comes a sting ray!
There goes a manta ray!
In walks a jelly fish!
There goes a dog fish!
Chased by a cat fish!
In flew a sea robin!
Watch out for that piranha!
There goes a narwhal!
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

>>27920605
Why on fucking earth would you think this thing is going to evolve