>Sits all day on the laptop with food on my lap
>Knock knock
>i open the door
>There is a Braixen at the door
>she undresses and we do the woohoo
>wake up
>Took the wrong Medicine and now there's cum and blood all over the floor
>door is wide open and i am afraid to know what just happen
>mfw
Seriously freaking out!
My sisters hamster is fucking gone and the cage is upside down. The fuck do i do!?
>>27909668
>she undresses
Aren't pokemon already naked?
>>we do the woohoo
>>now there's cum and blood all over the floor
>>27909668
>>27909722
She took off her fur, i don't know how or why
>>27909668
>>27909721
You have to get rid of the problem.
Your sister.
>>27909964
YOU THINK THIS IS FUN!?
I've lost an animal,ffs, while hallucinating about another! i am at the edge of scream-Crying. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL TO DO!? someone please help me
>>27910027
>>27910027
Is it your blood?
>>27909668
>>27910075
OH
MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I THINK I KILLED IT
serious reply: check your body in the mirror to see if the blood is yours, see if anyone else is home / was home when you were, check other rooms for damage
real reply: hahahaha your sex fantasy was a Braixen without any fur on did she look like and uncooked chicken
>>27910027
>freaking out but I have time to post on /vp/
Nevermind, found the hamster!
She's fine!
Don't be a pussy and tell the truth damnit, lying is useless when you're a pussy and can't keep the lie and live with it like it never happened
>>27910152
Anon, i have nobody except for /vp/
I have no other place to ask for help
So you has a sexual fantasy about a braxien but were really fucking your sisters hamster?
>>27910168
/adv/ is a board specially dedicated for the help of people like you
>>27910157
Is it her blood?
>>27909668
> things that never happened
Youre underage OP, aren't you?
>>27910192
nope, she's perfectly fine
>>27910190
Sorry, i usually stay away from those other threads because...yea...but i'll be sure to check that thread out when i am in danger again!
>>27910238
Was anyone supposed to visit/would be home? Your sister, friend, anything?
>>27910248
No, no one is coming today. and i am super glad no one did
>>27909668
>>27910085
>>27910048
>>27910192
>>27909722
How manyof these posts do you think are just op replying to himself?
>>27910307
>Le i don't know how 4chan works XD
>>27910337
> lel I got called out on my bullshit so I'll just shitpost XD
Fuck off OP you piece of shit attention whore
>>27910279
You forced yourself on someone then.
>>27909668
And that's why you don't fuck your Pokemon while they're on the rag.
Bump because we still don't know where the blood is from ?