I really wish these existed Why can't gamefreak do

>>27902242
What is the brown thing in the left bottom corner supposed to be?

>"go ahead I'm on the pill" kangaroo
>lazy eye owl/cat mix
>ugly inbred triceratops

>>27902242
Fighting/Psychic/Dark starters will never happen because it's not as easy to understand and Dark being completely immune to psychic makes things less even.

That said, I would love to see it in a more side-game, or for an option in a hard mode.

>>27902242
I

Oh my god
I'm laughing really hard fuck

These are aren't that great designs though sorry

>>27902304
They could have a second group of gift pokémon, like the elemental monkeys in Unova and the Kanto starters in Kalos be Fighting/Psychic/Dark, while the proper starter follows the usual triangle.

>>27902242
The colors trigger me.

>>27902307
There's nothing particularly bad about them. They're just uninspired.

It's just a kangaroo. It's just a triceratops. It's just a cat.

There's nothing unique about them.

>>27902300
>"go ahead I'm on the pill" kangaroo
This sounds amazing

Make it happen GF

>>27902242
The fighting one looks cool. The other 2 look horrible

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>>27902397
They fit perfect with the original simple theme the starters had though.

Everything after 3 has been over designed messes with a cluttered mess of detail.

>>27902478
(You)

>>27902478
Lmao. We've got an art grad here. Tell me more about how great old designs are. Draw me an animal with a horn and call it a Pokemon or just ripoff popular kaiju, Don't ever expand your pool of ecological bases or mythical references, ever. Don't ever utilize newer technology to encorporate designs you couldn't previously like with idle animations or literally colors they couldnt do on old hardware.

lmao.

>>27902729
This board is 18+ kid

Try losing some weight

>>27902945
Stop projecting duderino.

>>27902729
Just because you can add more detail doesn't always mean you should. Sometimes, a simpler design is better, especially when there's room for Evolutions to add further details when there's more space on a larger body.

>>27903041
I lift 4 times a week. Im fit

>>27902478

>>27903116
Lift what? Donuts?

>2005

11 FUCKINGS YEARS?

>>27903161
Yur mums vagina lad

>>27902242
dog with beak
retarded kangaroo
kids shitty dinosaur drawning

>>27903189
Wew.

I didn't know you were into necrophilia

>>27902242
Those are literally my mom's starters

>>27903278
Im sorry about your Mom anon. That is unfortunate.

>>27903199
You could say the same thing about any of the real starters too.

/vp/'s ideal starters are three spheres the color of their types with dot eyes. Everything else is overdesigned crap.

>>27903446
Don't sell /vp/ so short.

Our ideal starters are a blue fish (water), a green dog (grass), and a red cat (fire).

And we're already a third of the way to getting that.

>>27903446
But none of the gen 1-3 starters fit that description and no one has ever called any of them over designed.

>>27902242
>Dark
>Fighting
and
>Dragon?

Why would this be a better triangle than the established?

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>>27902300
>"go ahead I'm on the pill" kangaroo

>>27903558
That is supposed to be Psychic, at least as a main type.

>>27903558
Its a psychic dinosaur

>>27902242
dark griffin
fighting kangaroo
psychic triceratops

the memories ...

>>27902242
I remember being hyped as fuck for these when I was 12.

GF finally got rid of gyms though and gave us a cat starter, so I'm pleased.

>10 year old fakes

I don't know what to feel.

>>27902300
haphazard buzzwords dont constitute an actual argument
theyre not bad just because you loosely assign already shallow memes to them

>>27902242
Typical.

Assmad fakemon designers mad because they have an agenda.

>>27903342
fuck their dead mom like alain fucks selena

>>27902478
>says as he praises a frog with random triangles and pentagons on it