hello /vp/, I've been in a coma since the release of ORAS, which is close to 2 years ago. I've woke up yesterday and I assume I've missed quite a lot of stuff, can anyone tell me some notable events and announcements?
Ash won the league
>>27900614
We don't have flying cars yet, but we do have jetpacks and free blowjobs.
The downside is that we're ruled by a species of hyper-intelligent space ant from the Zeta Reticuli system.
ALL HAIL THE ANTS
>>27900631
>>27900614
There's a sandcastle that eats Pokémon
>>27900614
Plus and Minus were real and were the perfect Pokémon games—an mmorpg with all the regions but only the original 151.
>>27900631
>>27900783
And it's fuckin' lit.
We got an explosive turtle based of the Mata mata yesterday morning...