>"Hey Anon, if you can beat my Pokemon team, which I

Do I get to suck her cock if I lose?

>>27860231
girls don't have c*cks idiot

>>27860231
yeah, what are the stakes if I lose?

>>27860242
what're you, fucking gay?
i'd suck her lady cock dry

>>27860242
The way she's sitting? She's packing a 12-inch deliciously tanned meat pole.

>>27860218
*rapes her and her team*

>>27860242
>not liking women's penis
Off yourself

>>27860242
>c*cks
Confirmed underage

>>27860242
wow didn't know they allowed fags on /vp/ now.

What happens if I lose?

>>27860242
>c*cks

you have to be 18+ to use this board, kiddo

>>27860252
>>27860269
>>27860286
I bet you think traps aren't gay either

>>27860318
what's that have to do with anything, fag?

>>27860286
>now

How could you not have seen any of the Pokemen/ threads?

>>27860218
"Only if I can suck yours afterwards".

>>27860218
K. Scarf Shadow Tag Gothitelle with Trick, Calm Mind, Psyshock, and Filler.
Life Orb Lando-T with U-Turn, Sneaky Pebbles, EQ, and Stone Edge.
BRAVE BIRD
Mega Sableye with WoW, Recover, Taunt, and Shadow Ball.
Leftovers Magic Guard Clefable with Aromatherapy/Heal Bell, Moonblast, Wish, and Flamethrower
LO Latios with Draco Meteor, Psychic, Thunderbolt, and Ice Beam

>>27860218
i want to bear her children, i will be a loving wife, this girl gets me wet

>>27860289
>>27860248
these questions need answers OP

>>27860461
OP here, if she wins you have to clean her whole house for her while wearing a maid outfit.

>>27860218
Sure.
I use dEnIsSsS's Glorious Pass team. Either that or SwagPlay.

>>27860416
>using life orb on latios
>not soul dew

>>27860497
Will she penetrate me with her juicy girl cock while Im dusting stuff?

>>27860497
While I'm scrubbing the floor, will she cram her huge dick up my tight boipussy, her thrusts moving in step with my scrubbing?

>>27860573
No, she doesn't have a penis.

>>27860573
>>27860576
No, because she has a pussy. She'll ram a strapon or her arm up there if you're that pathetic.

>>27860587
what a scam

>>27860218
This is the Pokemon Go girl, right? So she'll use a team of questionable fighters all from the first generation, almost guaranteed to have a Gen1 starter, a Pidgeot, a Vaporeon, and three others depending on preference, probably Snorlax in there somewhere. Probably not a difficult fight regardless of what you're using, and she wouldn't have a clue how to handle some of the oddballs in the later gen.

>>27860594
That's so fucking gay. Fuck that.

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>>27860557
>tfw I didn't do the dew

>>27860242
THis. Dicks are masculine appendixes.

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>>27860497
>>27860594

>>27860616
Dicks can be feminine.

>>27860594
I'm not a faggot, dicks only

>>27860218
THICC

>>27860318
It's not gay to suck a girls cock.

>>27860497
>>27860594
So what's the downside again?

>>27861098
this

>>27861098
if it has a cock, it's not a girl

>>27861246
you're right, it's a woman

>>27861246
What if it's a feminine cock?

>>27861098
its not gay to suck any cock. period.

Slurpuff with belly drum and sitrus berry.

>>27861320
you won

Newfag here. Retarded question:
How are dickgirls able to have dicks?

>>27861737
They're just girls with dicks wtf is so hard to understand

>>27861766
>wtf is so hard
Her dick.

>>27861766
girls with dicks doesn't exists.
a dick is MASCULINE
a dick is MALE
only MALE species have DICK

people who think trannys are FEMALE are braindamaged.

>>27861835
a dick is a simple organ, and has no gender assigned to it. If someone's dick is cut off, the severed dick is not a male, it's a dick

>>27861835
>Girl
>Dick
connect the 2 then you're done. why are you still arguing?

>>27861878
kys you retard, it doesn't even make sense,
cocks only grow on men, period.
you like cocks? you're gay, simple as that.

>>27861952
what about seahorses

>>27861835
>Dicks can't be feminine
Look at this faggot

>>27862005
>Wouldn't suck a girl's cock
fag alert

>>27861996
> a seashorse is not a human you brainfucked cunt.

>Iwanna suck cocks but I don't want to be gay pls halp

holy shit /vp
gays and furry fags everywhere on this site. RIP good old times.

>>27862033
where did I want to say I wasn't gay? Also, chill

>>27861737
Their vagina grows a foreskin big enough to look like a little dick.

Yes, this is a thing.

>>27862005
hahahahaha how can a fucking COCK be feminine you bastard? every human with a penis is MALE, putting plastic into your fucking chest and let your hair grow and putting makeup on your shit face doesnt make you female, just retarded and disgusting you fucking cunt, even if you cut your shit cock off, you're still male.

>>27860218
Someone edit a futa bulge on her.

>>27861952
but what if the cock is on a girl?
that would make it not gay

>>27862085
>>27862033
Yeah but it's a girl's dick so it isn't gay

>>27862085
cocks can be very feminine

>>27860318
Actually traps are entirely for faggots.

>>27861766
>girls with dicks
impossible idiot. if it has a dick, it's a man
if it has a pussy it's a woman.
transexual shit doesn't count, they are still the same gender and they can't change that.

>>27862138
holy shit, please kill yourself. im serious. KYS

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>>27862186
Yeah but what about a woman with a dick?
>>27862221
are you a woman with a dick? are you insecure? do you need to talk about it?

>>27862186
>intersex folk

also OP yes

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>>27860242
S***

>>27862271
Im usually a pretty a dominant guy but the thought of being fucked and abused by a futa makes me cream my pants. Trannies dont look like girls so its not the same.

>>27860242
But girls DO have cucks...

>>27862221
>KYS
Why not go back to twitter where you belong?

jesus christ all the people in this thread insecure about girls having huge cocks. Big juicy girl meat poles are lovely and perfect for sucking. God how can you NOT like delicious, massive lady cocks?

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>>27860242
Don't be like Ness.

>>27860218
>>27860497

I accept, and use a monotype fire team. If I come close to winning, I throw the match. I dislike blowjobs, but, damn, would I enjoy cleaning for her.

>>27863216
go away raul

>>27860242
Shouldve paid attention in SexEd, kiddo

>>27860218
Do I have to use a GO team? I dont play Go, I bet my AS team could whoop her ass though.

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if i lose, will she kick me in the dick? if so then a full team of level 1 magikarps

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>>27860242
Fucking virgins man

>>27860242
>>27860252
>>27860318
>>27861098
>>27861246
>>27861766
>>27861835
>>27862138
>>27862258

It doesn't matter how girly or feminine it is.

If you and it both have Y chromosomes, it is homosexual.

If you and it both have a pair of XX chromosomes, it is homosexual.

If it doesn't have a Y chromosome but you do, it is heterosexual.

If it doesn't have a pair of XX chromosomes but you do, it is heterosexual.

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>>27865805
Obvious bait.

>>27863248
>not liking blowjobs
What?

>>27860616
If that's true, where do girls keep their appendixes?

>>27865805

What if it's a lizard?

>>27865805
We're not talking about chromosomes, we're talking about cocks

>>27860636
is this a gigantic meme?

Tumblr general:genderwars:the game:the thread:the movie:the somalian nigger pirate:the experience.

>>27860218
I don't get it

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>>27860242
Well they should.