The first pokemon in your party suddenly becomes human.

Gyarados?
Quit, because he just got really weak.

The furfags get mad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gsG_Qi3Y1Q

Gardevoir
you can guess what happens next

>litwick
Continue hatching eggs with him, while maybe having some conversations because masuda method can be boring.

>>27859722

I have the same one in first.

>>27859655
TRIGGER WARNING

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>Staraptor is now human
I guess she'd hang out with me and we'd be friends, I've had her since platinum. Don't know if she'd be pissed about the hundreds of brave birds I've made her do.

She would probably be pissed about having to walk everywhere

>Loudred
Put in ear plugs.

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>Lv 12 Magikarp male

A raincoat wearing redhead who likes to splash in rain puddles for fun.

I'd totally let him splash all over me though.

>>27859655
>my own kecleon waifu
I would hug her so hard

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>>27859669

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>>27859722

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>>27859754

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>>27860368

>Machoke.
will crush you

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>>27862151

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>Probopass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4iKuYK9wxc

>Ditto in W2

Actually I can't imagine it.

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>>27863195

>>27859655
>Exploud
Reminds me of my dad.

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>>27861759
>>27863306

>Metang
had two arms

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>>27863393

>>27863427
That's metagross

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>>27859655
We could have kinky sex I guess. My level 100 Genesect is my bro. I've had him for a while.

>Still no wimpod
>Still no Bruxish
>Still no Mudbray and Mudsdale
>Still no Morelull
>Still no Pyukumuku
>Still no Wishiwashi
>Still no The Ghost Sandcastles
>Still no Minior
>Still no Drampa
>Still no Vikavolt

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>>27863710

>>27859655
>My female Samurott from B/W

I don't know.
Maybe we'd have tea.

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>>27863760
Well I don't know why that happened, but I guess I should just accept it.

>>27863760
Sicko!

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>>27859655
>What happens next?
Hot and wild sex.

>>27859655
Two questions.
First one, is my pokemon attractive when he/she becomes human?
Second, will they still retain there role as a pokemon by battling for me, or am I going to have to replace them or something?

>>27859722
You act like a pathetic beta around her and she fucks a real man

>vileplume
I guess I chill with him? Get him some air freshener?

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>>27859655
>weavile
>female
>Naive nature
MUH

Make her my personal sex slave and force her to walk around naked on a leash. I am FUCKED up.

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>Infernape

>Adamant female Talonflame
I wonder how she'd feel about me considering I mostly use her as a suicide lead with Brave Bird and Flare Blitz.

>Toxicroak
Go out and do street punk stuff.

>aegislash
time to fuck things with my new stand

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the child bite me

>Shedinja

It would be weird. Do they retain the abilities and behaviours they had as a Pokemon? Because that would be spooky.

>it moves without moving its legs, doesn't breathe, doesn't eat and feels nothing

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>>27860368
>tfw I had my female Staraptor as my bro for years and some anon keeps on posting about how he loves his female Staraptor and even claims her in bro threads

Fuck it, I guess I'm making my Shiny Watchog my new bro. Everybody hates Watchog after all.

>>27865856
>he doesn't love his bro enough to claim her first

>no personification art of Relicanth
Sad.

>>27863967
I need a cosplay of this to fap to

>relaxed fem sentret
That would be chill as fuck, I'd love to hang out with a cool headed sentret

>Banette
I wonder if she's mad about those countless destiny bonds as a mega

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"..... you better still be able to use Soar to get us off this island"

>>27859655
Rayquaza Can she be a cute girl?

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>Kirlia

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>>27859655

Anything won't happen.

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Currently breeding, So that means I get to Hug_ the bravest birb?..

>>27866854
>not bringing with you the best bug mothra

>>27859655
Sex is what happens next, now our love will never be judged by the masses.

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Cofagrigus

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>>27859655
She just got significantly less THICC

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>>27865763

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>>27863139
Dont sexualize my sis!

>>27865856
Get faster anon. Staraptor is just an amazing pokemon, its no surprise so many people like it

Bumping because ashnime fans are clogging up the board with their tears

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Umm, how would this work exactly since its genderless?

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>>27859655
I fug

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If she'd let me, we'd fug

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>>27859655
> Female Hydreigon
> "The heads on their arms do not have brains. They use all three heads to consume and destroy everything."

Would this mean I get one alpha girl and two beta girls that follow her every command without question? I'd join that harem

>Gengar
Seems like a bro

>>27873031
Nonbinary people. As for chromossomes, idk.

>>27859655
Serious Male Frogadier
Cool

>>27873862
wtf I hate porygon-z now

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>>27859655
Play some baseball?

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>>27859655
>Shaymin

I guess i have a new friend that can switch forms. Pretty cool i guess.

>>27863110
Cute.

>>27873862
>my bro becomes a tumblrite
Fuck, why?!

>>27874612
Does it switch between male and female too?

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>>27859655
I immediately stop having sex with it.

>>27863110
Yeah but this one is too dangerous for humans.

>>27876099
Would you really neglect your pokemon like that? It probably feels happier thinking you like it more since it looks like you.

>>27875906
Never know, he might just be as flat as a rock down there, giving him a decent excuse.

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>>27876360
wait rocks usually aren't flat

uh

flat as something very flat

>>27876302
>It probably feels happier thinking you like it more since it looks like you

Oh god my heart
I guess it can't be helped
I'll keep fucking it while thinking of its feral form I guess

>>27876360
>>27876390
That's a very weird thought, but I guess it would be justifiable in that case.

>>27876461
Just out of curiosity, what IS the first pokemon in your party?

>>27877131
Glalie

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>>27877162
To each their own I guess

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>>27874357
BAAAAAAAAAASEBALL!

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hugs

>Zapdos
I am okay with this

>Electivire
Get some fucking gains

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>>27859655
>Chandelure
I'd imagine the fella's really bone thin but somehow has a wicked throwing arm.

>>27859655
> girl Crobat
Eh... ?????

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>tfw playing ubers
>tfw cresselia is n2
Damn it, now I'm stuck with lava dino. I guess it'd be a cool bro? sis? whatever. I wanted moon duck anyways.

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>>27863139
I suddently really want a staraptor

>>27859655

>Fem Blaziken I took as my Starter.

Uh. I guess I hang out with my new favorite tomboy?

Probably put her in the contest outfit actually. Tomboyish, muscular animu girls in frilly, girly clothes are a miracle.

Probably wouldn't fuck it. I mean shit, I raised it. The fuck do you think this is? Usagi Drop? No. Cuddling would also probably be weird.

>>27859655

>Cosplay Pikachu

>Ultra-Cool, Ultra-Beautiful, Ultra-Clever, Ultra-Tough and Ultra-Cute tag teamed with Pikachu level Genki and an Idol complex.

So...

I'm stuck traveling with Umaru-Chan?

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>>27873340

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Yeah, not much changed

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>>27859655
Playing black 2 leveling up my team just so happens gardevoir is the one I'm leveling up right now.
Tough I would have my arcanine bros but sis gardevoir is good too.

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>>27884932

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yell heah

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>>27885819

>>27885446
No

>>27877468

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>>27875928
>No gender

I guess it its what it wants to be.

>>27888831
it is*

Me and muh lady crogunk go play in the rain (she has rain dish

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>>27859655
>My Blaziken Ra

I can now safely spar him without getting my limbs covered in third degree burns.

But he'll still probably kick me in the dick for all those "Kung-Fu Chicken" remarks I made when he was a combustiken.

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>Timid Delphox
Fuck yeah. Time for warms hugs...and fugs

>Female Scyther
It would be extremely painful.

>>27889680
for you

>I now have a bold and stronk Nidoqueen woman
There's about three ways this can turn out:
She's an overeager barbarian type who wants to snu-snu, or
she's an energetic big-sis kind of girl who will drag me out on adventures in the green, or
she'll be a gentle, motherly middle-aged lady who will dote on me.
I'm not into MILFs, but all of these would be fine.

>>27889913
I should add that she's fought in many a multiplayer battle, online and offline, and she's never disappointed me but always proved tough, survivable, and powerful, so I have more trust in her than in any other of my Pokémon (although Nidoqueen is far from my favourite species).

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>adamant female mega beedrill
Well, I imagine becoming a human with hands and incapable of flying around will initially be extremely weird for her, but she'll get over it to not seem weak.

>>27889974
>>27889913
I'm imagining a semi-bancho big-sister type who might be into MMA and want you to take her to martial arts dojos and other places to fight.

>"Hey, boss! Wake up! I just found a new gym for us to fight at it: it's called the Gold's Gym, so I'm guessing there's gonna be a lot of metal types there."

She proceeds to trash all the workout equipment and /fit/ forever hates you.

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>>27873031
in here it looks like both male and female

>>27888104
Yes

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>Sassy Larvesta
>Somewhat vain.

She goes straight for the makeup drawer, possibly criticizing my outfit as she's possibly been meaning to do for a possibly long time now.

Then I guess we try to figure out if/how she can "evolve" into a Volcarona, because training to evolve her is sort of what we were in the middle of doing when this transpired.

>>27859655
I'd be annoyed because as a social retard i feel uncomfortable being around or talking to other people, i just want to enjoy spending time with my poke's not more people

>>27859655
>female breloom in my nuzlocke
If she's cute I guess I'd attempt to make a more human relationship.

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>>27891947

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>>27889149

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>>27879761

>>27892789
Alrighty then, I'd definitely attempt to make a loving relationship with it.
I'd have to start by apologizing for originally doing things like naming it LSD though.

>>27892789
Forgot to add this into my post but do you have any more cute breloom images?

>>27892834
Here we go again.

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>make him my boyfriend

>Quiet female kingdra
I just finished grinding out the friendship to teach it draco meteor in HG, so I'd imagine she'd be nice to me and with such high friendship we could fug, right?

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>>27889290

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>>27873031

>>27893647
why is Z smaller and less... developed than the other two, when its the final evo?

>>27893747
>glitch/virus
>less developed
probably wasn't the intention but it makes sense

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>>27877576

>>27859655
>Gardevoir
Rape.

>>27859655
>budew
I am okay with this.

>Gardevoir
Fug.

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>>27894034
Small overly attach budew girl.

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No complaints here.

>>27863110
>"Anon? Why are you cycling me around the same island over and over again? Are you autistic?"

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>>27894018
>>27894160

>>27859722
He fucks you since it's a male Gardevoir?

>>27859669
Nigga probably has strength in his pure anger alone though

>>27859655
Well, it became human
What were you expecting that would happen next?

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oh shit I get an little asian sidekick
I feel like Indiana Jones

My female Heracross from Gold.

>>27863710
>Wimpod
>Bruxish
>Mudsdale
Seriously?

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>>27877614

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>>27877563

>>27895544
I'm suddenly not too bothered by my mistake anymore

>>27866697
Loss

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>>27894248

>>27896412
>gender suddenly changed
I wish there was an item for this in the games, it's annoying to breed a flawless shiny only for it to be the wrong gender.

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The first thing in my party is a german Volcarona I got from the GTS to hatch some eggs and fly.

She'd probably just tell me a bunch of shit I can't understand.

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>>27896979
>german buzzing

>>27897057
>>27896979
Take responsibility for our child!
B but its n

>Angry german buzzing

>>27897057
Is fire butterfly really that useful for hatching eggs?

>>27897574
Flame body cuts the amount of step required for egg hatching by half, so yes.

>>27897618
it also learned fly which was a huge boom.

Talonflame does the same stuff but Volcanrona came first.

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>>27897618
Can it learn fly? that was the only reason I was using talonflame because my main egg hatcher was magcargo.

>>27897785
yes

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>Male Gardevoir
I'm getting fugged

Why is eveyone lewding their pokemon, because you trained them they should be like children to you

>>27898046
>not wanting your pokemon to train you
You have to go back

>>27859655
>Breloom
Guess we'll get high on some shrooms.

>>27898046
You have a pontentially attractive person who likes you more than anybody ever has, is more than likely sexually mature and absolutely willing, its only natural a part of the people ITT would want to fug, and even then you can see several people talking about simple stuff like hanging out, fun interactions, etc.

>>27898046
Its has a daddy fetish.

>>27897057
>>27897394
How does german buzzing sound like?

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>>27897738

>Leavanny

she'd probably notice the shabby state of my clothes and set to fixing them immediately if she still retains any of her pokemon traits.

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>>27898644
Forcefully removed your clothes.
expect sexy time
she's just fixing them for you.

>>27898749
but those rips are in style! you aren't supposed to fix those!

>>27898810
>rips
>in style
Maybe if you're twelve.

>>27898810
Talking back to mombug?
Are you suicidal!

>>27898833
I challenge you to find a motorhead shirt that doesn't have some sort of rip, tear, or hole in it.

>>27898855
no maam. just be careful its my favorite shirt.

>>27859655
>>27898603
>Level 100 female Talonflame I use for egg hatching
Neat

>>27895603
You got the female part right somehow.

Those cloths look annoying as all hell to put on with those arms by the way,

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>Maractus
Wut

>>27899027
Constant ass shaking ad boob jiggling.

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>>27899027

>>27894311
Isn't Gallade male equivalent of females only Gardevoir?

There are no good Xerneas gijinka. I'd imagine that Xerneas would look like a male/be male and would be very tall and smart (almost the cold and calculationg kind but not quite) he wouldn't show emotion other than than through speech and would be able to passionately describe/talk about things. I imagine he'd wear a robe that stops at his knees as well as black pants. The robe would be mainly blue but the black would still be bodly on the robe with just a few accents of the pale color. As for incorporating the antlers into this design he'd probably wear a necklace or might wear a rainbow ring.

I actually didn't realize how much I wanted this until I typed this out, I'm going to the drawthread right now.

>Espeon
Really makes you think.

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>>27899458

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>>27899699

Braviary
We go beat the shit out of terrorists

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>>27900756

>>27899212
Gardevoir can be male too.

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Altaria, I would take her out to a nice opera I think.

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Please, end my life now.

>>27899846
The antlers on the head look stupid

>>27902107
I'm not a fan of the long hair either. Do you think I didn't google search Xerneas gijinka before making that post?

>>27902107
>>27902250
He's a fairy, they're supposed to have long flowing hair and crazy headgear

>>27902876
He's majestic not stupid

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>>27902974

>>27903011
That one's decent but I imagine Xerneas as a male

>>27903264
>>27903011
Nice legs though

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would kiss

>>27859655
>Klefki
Therefore the keys must have moved to his wang

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>>27877468
get threatened (and beaten up) for hugging.

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Fuck her

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>>27898196

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>>27865681

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> Mega Charizard Y
Would probably be a bro and try to motivate me in being more outgoing and courageous. Lots of competitive gaming between one and another too.

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YES I SEE YOU NOW STOP TWIRLING AROUND

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The one time being that guy who runs primal kyogre pays off

Quiet male tentacruel

>>27863967
Reminder that this artist's best work is Luxray.

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Would cuddle

>>27906412
Make sure she doesn't have poison point

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the future is NOW

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Gumshoos decides to make Alola great again.

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First Pokemon in my team?
>checks alpha sapphire
>Audino
Raise as Daughter
Or
>Checks Y
>Garbodor
I'm da Trashman

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>>27914765

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Would let sweep my boipucci

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>Musharna
Noice

>>27914856
Audino?

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>>27915052
>impregnating a womb inside a womb
Fug that thought hurts my brain

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>>27915056

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>>27915191
Absolutely Cute
10/10 would raise as daughter

>>27871028
>its no surprise so many people like it
I feel like its only really one or two anons that keep posting all that Staraptor shit.
I've been the only one claiming Skarmory that I've seen so I wouldn't be surprised if it was only one anon.

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>>27916026
forgot pic

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>Naughty Fem Liepard
Oh boy

>>27917241
She'll tease you with prankster

>>27914918
Lewd

>>27914366
underrated post, also nice dubs.

>>27859655
>klink


Uhhhhhh

>>27920476
not found

>>27859655
>have to spend a fuckton of time teaching it how to speak
>have to teach it how to read and write
>need to get it a social security number
>need to enroll it in school
>have to teach it basic things like table manners and sidewalk safety
>give up and release it into the wild

>Serious Crawdaunt who likes to fight
No idea
Maybe she's hard-boiled and beats the fuck out of me

Just having a double date with my doublade

>>27920634
Stil not found.

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>>27905199

what are your sources pitcuranon

>>27920634
Hard-boiled guys
G-Get it?

>>27922119
They vary, so I can't give a straight answer.

>Hoopa


Simple.

https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=2m7s

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>>27926105

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A female Spinda. Cute!

>>27926267
CUTE

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oh

>>27873401
>> "The heads on their arms do not have brains. They use all three heads to consume and destroy everything."

Nah, this just means your dick is not safe

>Blaziken
Get the bashful man some clothes. Then I Mega evolve him so we can practice fighting techniques together.

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>>27926162

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which pokemon is this?

>>27929010
shiny chandelure.
before 2014

>darkrai
wat

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Literally nothing happens.

>>27928007
Hoopa gijinka should look like Yukari Yakumo

>>27929622
>Latias
What took you so long, Anon?

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>>27929569

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>>27927764

>>27873031
cybersex?

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>>27859655
Hypno.
Take a guess.

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>>27929622

>>27929651
>>27929651
Who?

>>27927764
Bright side, you can get a combination hand/blow job

>Golurk
FUCK YEAH

>>27903264
iirc it has a female voice in the anime when it uses telepathy but who knows