You have five seconds to explain why you haven't bent over

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>>27842992
I don't call my lover daddy, Anon.
Even though I lost my virginity to my father.

I always play as the girl and only catch the big dick daddies and fap to the thought of bending over for them.

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>>27843048
....I'm out.

>>27842992

I'm not a homosexual Pokémon fan.

>>27843081

Me too

>>27843048
That's the kind of story you just can't pass up. Do tell, Anon.

>>27843142
I'm glad I'm not alone

>>27842992
>implying I don't want to
>>27843048
Anon what the fuck, tell us that story.

>>27842992
>fire/fighting