>It happened one morning - a boy who ate pancakes awoke in

>>27840799

Too much information.

>Nobody knows anything about where Kadabra comes from. Some people just say it arrived to feed on some fluffy pancakes.

You think the boy who walked into the lab was actually an Abra?

Goddamn pancakes

They're gonna kill us all one day

>>27840799
Hmm, why is the pancakes bit even relevant? Why not just
>One day a boy woke up and he had transformed into Kadabro.

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>Nobody knows the reason for it's sadness. Most people just assume that it's sad that it has no pancakes because it's mother wasn't there to provide them.

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>FLUFFY PANCAKES

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>>27840799
Then why is Kadabra holding a spoon instead of a fork?

Is it contemplating its life choices? "Gahd dammit, if only I'd eaten cereal or oatmeal instead, I wouldn't be in this mess"

>>27840799
>It happened one morning - a Kadabra who ate boys awoke in bed transformed into a pancake..

>>27840950
>It happened one morning - an Indian Elephant who ate Kadabras awoke in his Hawaiian sandcastle transformed into nutrients..

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>This horrifying plant Pokémon attracts prey with pancakes, then melts them in its mouth.

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you uncultured swines

>>27841057
Everyone knows the Metamorphosis was about a man who turns into a sentient pancake and causes his family immense suffering before running into the woods where he is eaten by bears

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>In its true form, it possess a huge amount of power. Legends of its avarice tell how it once carried off an entire Indian Elephant to gain the pancakes hidden within

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>Its short arms stretch when it throws pancakes. Its technique is equal to that of pro boxers.