SHOWDERP

first for anus

second for anus

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418212073

>>27830011
>He's STILL replying

So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.>He's STILL **champing**

So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.

fourth for anus

sixth for anus

seventh for penis

>>27830113
damn u

>de gay

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418215585

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418218071

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>tfw the opp immediately makes the room private

Bet Drake "Tony Pajamas" Bell wishes he had that suit case now.

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>it's a RoyOfLycia episode

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418223156

new team

fish flambé (Magikarp) @ Flame Orb
Level: 1
- Splash
-
-
-

http://dogars.org/set/368

>>27830410
african american (Scrafty) (M) @ Black Glasses
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Attract
- Swagger
- Snatch

>>27830410
Frogzombie v3 (Toxicroak) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Sucker Punch
- Bulk Up
- Rest

Cesc Fabregas (Serperior) (F) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Contrary
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spatk / 252 Spe / 4 HP
Modest Nature
- Leaf Storm
- Giga Drain
- Rest
- HP (Fire)

caterpie

hoge or free choice

sunflora

AV imposter ditto

>>27830416
>swagger
swagger's banned m8

>>27830453
>>27830416
shit that was the wrong one, replace swagger with thief champ

>>27830453
replace with rhyperior champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418226887

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418228796

>>27830021
>>27830063
>>27830086
>>27830106
>>27830113
>>27830121
i call shitload and shitloader.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418232514

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418232850

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418234439

>OPPONENT WAS 6-0'D BY THIS

new team

think of a cute name (Zapdos) @ Ganlon Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 12 HP / 252 SpA / 244 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Discharge
- Roost
- Substitute
- Charge

"""neoderp""" (Slakoth) @ Grass Gem
Ability: Truant
- Solar Beam
-
-
-

BOOM BOOM 2.5 or your favorite dragon pokemon champ

burmy

Beatric named Ursaring(Alola)

ddance physical latios

>>27830772
african american (Scrafty) (M) @ Black Glasses
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Attract
- Thief
- Snatch

>>27830772
CONK-PRIMAL (Conkeldurr) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Jolly Nature
- Reversal
- Mach Punch
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch

latias

>>27830782
(you can use mega if you want)

>>27830784
Thief + item

>>27830776
>- """neoderp""" (Slakoth)'s item Grass Gem is unreleased.

KEK
HASTA LA VISTA
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418240016

>>27830868
>skipping mons cause an item is not legal instead of changing it

epic meme, why are you not blacklisted anyway?

>>27830884
any champ who's not a neoderp cuck will take any excuse they can get to skip a shitmon.

>>27830909
>le neoderp meme xD

I don't give a shit, skipping mons is just not allowed, might as well stop showderp and just have everyone champ on his own with whatever shit they want

>>27830884
say that to my face not online fucker see what happens
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418244132

>>27830972
Actually I don't give a shit, this creates a precedent that'll allow me to skip whatever shit I want when I champ, thx honestly.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418247152

>>27831002
MAD

>>27831086
>neoderp

Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

hi rp room is shit kthxbye

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418252335

>>27831227
skitty can suck my nuts

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I fucked Hikaru once
shit was cash

>>27831100
>He's STILL replying

So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418256092

hikari*

new champion

me

Stall-rock (Solrock) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recycle
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Toxic

Mew @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Explosion

You can replace fake out with any move and use a different item if you want.
Make sure to use sucker puch as a bait, then explode on the switch in.

alolan tumblr

snips

elo helmet chomp

>>27831477
Frogzombie v3 (Toxicroak) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Sucker Punch
- Bulk Up
- Rest

boom into pieces

the better set

me or Dan K. Amber

>>27831474
Electrode with edxplode and norml gem

>>27831491
remind me what this is exactly

>>27831520

its on dogars you dip

>>27831520
Clefable you neoderp

>>27831545
remind me as well.

>>27831520
http://dogars.org/set/1939

>>27831560
>dogars.org
>search it
It's that easy, neoderp.

>>27831583
>>27831556
>>27831545
thanks for posting the link

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418263024

>>27831486

remind me what this is exactly

>>27831583
indeed, however i asked that you remind me.

>>27831606
your mom

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>>27831596

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418265721

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418273515

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418277864

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418280227

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418283182

>>27832134
you don't get to bring "friends"

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418283512

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418289626

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418293197

>>27832346
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418289626
you tried

>last champ
>gets shitmons but still pulls trough, wins quite a few matches with no butthurt whatsoever

>this champ
>cringeworthy butthurt and whenever questionned resorts to "Showleddit: nah, you're all attention whores" and "Showleddit: why is neoderp so mad honestly"
>gets a good team

there is no justice here

rate champ 1-10

>>27832607
came here to say this

upvoted

>>27832607
I miss last champ already. I'll suggest some weedles in his memory.

>>27832607
you forgot your trip top cuck

>>27832607
At some point the anger loses its antiquity meme status and it just gets pathetic.

>>27832615
Paper Mario gets a 4/5 from me. Champ doesnt deserve a rating

>>27832607
last champ wasn't even bad, the only reason he was getting shitmons he's because he's champed like 20 hours in the last 3 days

new team

you can release all your pent up rage now

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>>27832642
>4/5

Voodoo Waifu (Gardevoir) (F) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Synchronize
Level: 30
EVs: 252 Spe
Naive Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD
- Endure
- Destiny Bond
- Protect
- Recycle

Eject Button cofagrigus/Pursuit Slaking if one of the two is on the team
if not your favourite pokemon

specs weedle if same champ

shuca metagross if new

iron ball pidgy if same champ

snips if new champ

choose ur meanie

Landorus-Therian @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Earthquake
- Gravity

Thundurus-Therian (M) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Fly
- Wild Charge
- Agility

Tornadus-Therian (M) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bulk Up
- Acrobatics
- Knock Off
- Rest

>>27831491

magnet rise volcarona with no attacks

special lo sheer force druddigon
I recommend dragon pulse, sludge bomb, flamethrower and a filler, focus miss or whatever

edited to tumblr (alola)

>>27832685
Ed (Alakazam) (M) @ Alakazite
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hyper Beam
- Kinesis
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball

special Ed

>>27832685
weezing

landorus therian

>>27832685
CONK-PRIMAL (Conkeldurr) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Jolly Nature
- Reversal
- Mach Punch
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch

why the fuck does nobody do Phys Sweeper Azelf

>>27832685
Boom Boom V2.5

Phys Sweeper Azelf

Best Snips (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Def / 216 SpD / 24 Spe
Careful Nature
- Crunch
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Acupressure

best snab coming through

hahahahahahhahahah (Corsola) @ Choice Band
Ability: Hustle
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
-
-

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>>27832717
>physical psychic-type sweeper
>only boosting move is power up punch
>it gets nasty plot

why the fuck does nobody do Phys Sweeper (male) Roserade

>>27832692
>>27832693
>>27832694
>>27832695
>>27832696
>>27832697

still not enough shitmons

>>27832749
Fuck you leatherman

>>27832738
>not bumping def evs up to 44 to balk jollychomp eq
`~`

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418304156

>>27832784
252 Atk Landorus-T Earthquake vs. +2 252 HP / 68 Def Drapion: 152-182 (44.1 - 52.9%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Black Sludge recovery
68 avoids the 2hko at +2 from scarf landoge
not sure if worth it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418311811

>>27832844
>live eq, use rest
>take 49% from eq, sleep talk
>take 49% from eq, sleep talk
>take 2% from eq, die

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418320944

>>27833162
which means 1 extra chance to roll something useful with acupressure

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418326576

>>27833278
>le epic rng based strats
never change vp

>>27833440
whole snips is based around rng you fucking cunt

were is champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418331046

>>27833595
dead

new memes

choose ur meanie, now with digits:

0-3
Landorus-Therian @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Earthquake
- Gravity

4-6
Thundurus-Therian (M) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Fly
- Wild Charge
- Agility

7-9 Tornadus-Therian (M) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bulk Up
- Acrobatics
- Knock Off
- Rest

dubs: hoopa, free set. unbound if willing to go ubers

>>27833496
Shuffles (Eelektross) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Coil
- Zap Cannon
- Dragon Tail
- Drain Punch

jynx

use the ninth suggestion

Your favorite cosplay pikachu

>>27833686
Twister (Tornadus-Therian) (M) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Regenerator
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fling
- Acrobatics
- Knock Off
- Superpower

cuck (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Last Resort
-
-

marowak with sword dance

hoopa

>>27833686
specs weaville

>>27833691
you can use another one if you'd like champ

you just used lando anyway

>>27833717
you can use rhyperior if you'd like

>>27833691
>>27833692
>>27833695
>>27833698 >>27833707
>>27833700
>>27833702
Team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418340869

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418346219

So shoedrip, what is worst chump? What is best champ? Who is memest chimp?

>>27834023
>what is worst chump
Me

>>27834023
worst has gotta be current champ a few battles ago but is ok now

best is boblak

idk about memest

>>27834023
juicy for all of them

>>27834023
>what is worst chump?
me

>What is best champ?
me

>Who is memest chimp?
me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418349803

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418349803

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418354840

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418355357

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418360358

is champ ded?

new champ

184 days in egypt or SANTA

fuck you (Durant) @ Eject Button
Ability: Truant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Entrainment
- Iron Head
- Superpower
- X-Scissor
or me

>>27833691

snips

Donphan @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Rapid Spin
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard

Heatran @ Air Balloon
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Flash Cannon
- Earth Power
- Lava Plume

sudowoodo

>>27834683
assault
vest
LIMBER
DITTO
XD

RUSHIN ROULETTE

>>27834683
friendly reminder that this is champ

hi where is the battle

Drifblim @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Stockpile
- Substitute
- Pain Split

>>27834734
who the FUCK are you

>>27834683
Dragonite @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
- Heal Bell
- Haze

>>27834744
a big guy

slowpoke with iron ball

>>27834701
"xD" doesn't make it any less ebin :^)

>>27834796
FINISH BUILDING ALREADY

>>27834796
i think it's supposed to be ebin x":^)"D

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418367577

'_>'

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>>27834920
stop posting my fucking meam you piece of poop

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418371504

>>27834959
'<_'

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so much fucking disrespect

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>>27834970
you will know unutterable pain

>>27835000
._>'

>>27835000
more like unNUTterable pain amirite haha gottem '_>'

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>>27835016
>>27835035
your days on this planet are numbered, whelps

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418378674

>>27835049
' ͜^'

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418382762

new champ

me or counter snorlax

Choice Band Darmanitan named RAPE APE with Flare Blitz

specs hyper beam amaura

NIDOKING

'_>' cancer '<_'

Thundurus-Therian (M) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Fly
- Wild Charge
- Agility

crabhead (Sawsbuck-Autumn) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Rock Smash
- Horn Leech
- Thunder Wave
- Wild Charge

staraptor

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418391341

>This server is requesting an invalid login key. This probably means that either you are not connected to a server, or the server is set up incorrectly.
what the fuck did i miss

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418395466

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418400225

keldeo checks: 0.5

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418402091

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418406476

>>27835792
dunno same thing happened to me

based nido

new team

spheal with only steel moves

Diggersby

>>27832693

Sun form Vivillon with Powder, Sunny day and Solar Beam

>>27836784

Any OU Pokemon, but only with moves in the "Usually Useless moves" in the team builder.

lopunny

snips

Salamence (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Earthquake
- Iron Tail

If AG or ubers

Salamence (F) @ Salamencite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Fire Blast
- Earthquake
- Draco Meteor

tramapoline

>>27836784
slaking

/me has reported **boblak** for the following reason(s): being a fucking cuck, being a shit eating retard, being boblak, being asinine in my presence, being stupid as hell, being horrendously bad at pokemon, being dumb, being a subhuman jew, being black, being a mongoloid troglodyte

fucking haxorus

jews are not welcome here

>>27836845
der Judenfrage (Weezing) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Infestation
- Poison Gas
- Smog
- Uproar

blacks are not welcome here

>>27836995
boblaks are not welcome here

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418419307

whites are not welcome here

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418420843

why do people use scarf rotom

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418424059

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418426774

Which champ would you trust with your life?

>>27837433
roxle

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418430209

>>27837433
Alola Bane

new champ

me or a butt

Doc RNG

me or specs heatran

Starmie

Cresselia @ Scope Lens
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Slash
- Psycho Cut
- Fury Cutter
- Moonlight

sawsbuck winter

Jowls Corgi (Stoutland) (M) @ Salac Berry / Life Orb
Ability: Scrappy
- Work Up / Crunch
- Thunder Wave
- Last Resort
- Play Rough

a big guy

the madman

marowak

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418436723

>>27837597
>Any Starmie
>He uses one without bolt/beam
Y chimp

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-418431730
came down to parahax vs crits

>>27837902
nice dude lol

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418441627

>>27837853
>2016
>boltbeam starmie
shigdiggydogalog

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418448861

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418452092

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418454971

You're awake. How about that.

Whoa, easy there. Easy. You been out cold a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings.

Let's see what the damage is. How about your name? Can you tell me your name?

Huh. Can't say it's what I'd have picked for you. But if that's your name, that's your name. I'm Doc Mitchell. Welcome to Goodsprings.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418458537

>>27838521
>Pokemon, Pokemon never changes.

>>27838521
i have 10 strength and i livei n a wild wasteland

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418458928

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418462979

Something with Recycle and a Weakness Policy

new team GO

A-10 Warthog (Emboar) @ Life Orb
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Head Smash
- Wild Charge
- Take Down

unburden sash sceptile with swords dance and quick attack


rest of the moves up to you

184 Days in Sinnoh

mega gallade named no more gays

Torterra @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Block
- Withdraw
- Rest
- Tackle

or

Mew @ Enigma Berry
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 254
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 12 SpA
- Last Resort
- Hypnosis
- Worry Seed

bigor

cofagrigus

Your favorite ghost pokemon

Dugtrio and it must have Sucker Punch

wew

BOOM BOOM V2.5

If you have something with an Electric weakness, Mega Sceptile

Otherwise, if you have a decent special attacker, Prankster Baton Pass Tail Glow Volbeat

Otherwise nidoking

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418468004

Why do people suggest "X days in Y" memes?

Do you guys have fun waiting for champ to out-stall the opponent?

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418474944

>>27838952
they don't enjoy watching registeel click defense curl 40 times in a row, they enjoy feeling like they've trolled the opponent (and showderp too, to an extent)

the whole point of 184 days is to annoy the shit out of people, and judging by your post it works

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418483339

SKIN
OF
MY
TEETH

new chimp

I'll go.

Gardevoir with encore and disable.
You can make it mega if you want.

>>27839680
Gogoat

>>27839680
chad

a horse

Dugtrio

>>27839680
BOOM BOOM V2.5

gallade

lunar dance anything named "King Harvest"

>>27839686
>>27839689
>>27839690
>>27839692
>>27839694
>>27839696

a good team

>>27839700
great taste

>>27839720
i've tried suggesting in my entire life, but i'm cursed that i'll always be too slow when suggest that in particular

>>27839744
>not pretyping

baka

WHERE IS CHAMP

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418492171

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418495643

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418496305

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418504709

>>27840411
haha guys I made another thread haha are you proud owo