every time my girlfriend yells at me it makes me feel all cold

she's probably just a bitch

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>>27827388
DUBS

everytime my crush comes near me I always spill spaghetti and lose all my courage to start talking to her

Do you think my crush has Intimidate?

>>27827388
Every time I talk to the girl I like she responds well but she still doesn't like Pokémon. Feelsbadman

>>27827388
>>27827466
Chekt

every time I take a picture with my crush she keeps her hand hovering without touching me

Do you think my crush has Levitate?

>>27827388
>Girlfriend

get out while you can

every time I masturbate in my room in the dark, my mom busts in and cuts on the lights

Do you think my mom has Illuminate?

Everytime i feel upset and about to burst with anger my friend always seem to talk me out of it and prevents me from exploding

do you think my friend has Damp?

>>27827388
I think you would enjoy getting pegged, you spineless fuck.

everytime I try to stop talking to my ex I somehow end up talking to her again

do you think she has shadow tag?

Every two Fridays ,Home Depot deposits a very low amount of money into my checking account.

Does my job know Pay Day?

>>27827388
nah, you probably just have defeatist

>>27827388

Maybe you're a grass type?

>>27827388
> not doing an elaborate series of Skill Swaps to obtain Soundproof

Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, her pussy is still tight as a baby's asshole
Do you think my girlfriend has Regenerator?

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>>27827388
Every time my not-boyfriend talks to me, I just wanna kiss and cuddle with him all day.

Do you think my not-boyfriend has Cute Charm?

>>27828229
No you just have a bad case of Unaware. Unaware that you have a micro penis.

>>27828297
Kek

>>27828229
>>27828297
fukkkeen roasted ay lmao

Every time my fiancé says "pokehams" I smile.

Idk what move he has but life is good.

Every time I go outside during the day I his and recoil back inside
Do you think my neighborhood has Drought?

I can't sleep at night.

Do you think I have Insomnia?

whenever I try to take off a girl's shirt they very quickly run away in the opposite direction

do you think they all have Weak Armor?

Whenever my wife's boyfriend is in a bad mood he tries to beat me up.

Do you think he has Anger Point?

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>>27827466
:O

>>27827388
Yell back at her. She will either:

>Get calm and think before yelling at you again specially for no reason
>Get horny for your display of masculinity
>Leave you because she knows she can't dominate you

No matter what you always win, stop being a beta ass faggot

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>>27827388
>>27827466
>>27827822

pls make more of these i enjoy reading all of them