animals that don't deserve being made into Pokémon I'll

>>27826019
These things run rampant all over my house I hate them

>>27826019
But they actually help get rid of spiders and other pests despite being the spawn of satan

>>27826045
This.
But remember too that spiders get rid of lots of flies and mosquitoes.

>>27826045
So do cats. Just buy a cat.

>>27826019
Fuck these things so much

>>27826087
and they don't crawl up your orifices while you're asleeping.

>>27826087
True.
>>27826088
Not true.

>>27826087
I read jumping spiders kill bigger spiders by jumping and biting them then falling back like little ninjas and jumping spiders can't pierce the skin of humans plus if you look passed the creep factor they're kinda cute

>>27826088
As much as i agree not everyone wants to take care or has time to maintain a pet

>>27826019
OP, you are triggering the shit out of me. Please spoiler that shit. I'm 99% I have an actual phobia for those assholes. I literally shivered seeing that pic.

>>27826120
Well, unless you're living in the jungle or in Australia, no spider can harm you or get into you mouth.
Think about it : you're a spider.
You're crawling somewhere to find a prey.
Then, you're seeing a huge cavity where hot as fuck air keeps coming out and that stinks as hell. i.e.: a mouth
Why the fuck would you want to get there ?

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>>27826045
>I'll rather jump 5 feet into a pool of magma then jump 50 feet off a cliff
Pick your poison.

>>27826157
It's just a picture faggot.
I know phobias are hard to live but come the fuck on, I used to phobic of spiders and when I documented myself on these, I realized they were harmless as fuck in my geographical zone.

>>27826088
Cats aren't going to help with smaller pests like bed bugs.

>>27826185
Woops, forgot to take off my name

>>27826088
I love cats but my cats don't do shit to bugs

>>27826158
Not true brown recluse spiders are everywhere and they have a 40% chance of being fatal when they bite you the other 60% will rot your skin all kinds of fucked up

>>27826194
No, doing your laundry and cleaning your room does though.

Dolphins. They're psychotic, gross rape machines with creepy permanent grins.

>>27826193
>implying phobias are rational
That's literally what phobias are, irrationality.

>>27826227
My spirit animal

>>27826213
>living in usa
But okay, spiders will totally attack you without any reason.
Plus they only live in south usa.
And even so, you have 48 hours to take care of it unless you have the shittest body system ever.

>>27826231
>conveniently forgetting the part about how they're curable

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>>27826204
Have fun finding carcasses, skin sheds and feces everywhere.

>>27826019
Every day I thank any greater power that'll listen that these fuckers aren't a thing in my country

>>27826289
What's your country ? I'm sure I can find worse where you live.

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>>27826194
Are you suggesting people should let CENTIPEDES run around in their BEDS eating bugs?
Nigga there's no chance in hell I'm ever allowing that bug anywhere near my house. Let me tell you a story
>be on vacation in a rented house near the beach
>having a great time, there's bbqs every night and it's chill
>one day I'm starting the fire in the grill and notice a noise
>bzzz bzzzz bzzzzz BZZZZZZ
>what the fuck
>go around the place and find a god damn wasp nest
Pic related
>it's in the starting phase, only a mum with kids
>wait for her to leave to get food or construction material
>spray poison all over the place
>later hose the entire shit and destroy it with a stick
GO BUILD YOUR SHIT ELSEWHERE CUNT

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Fuck these guys. There better not be a single styrofoam Pokémon in my life time.

Bottle-nosed dolphins
Gray wolves
Velociraptors

>>27826194
I don't think anything can help you with bed bugs once you get them

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>>27826045
Spiders are friends.

>>27826360
Nooooo thank you

>>27826326
Hey man wolves are cool.

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>>27826370
Spiders are friends!

>>27826407
>that bald abdomen
That Goliath is a kicking asshole and I wouldn't want him and his urticating hairs within two meters of me or my games.

>>27826360
Most house spiders can and will get inside your eardrum.

>>27826360
No you fucking fag. They are bros. Just look at how comfy she is.

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>>27826444

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>centipedes all over new office
>fighting a losing battle
>suddenly stop showing up
>find a behind cat's liter
>pretty sure spider has been keeping centipedes in check

Thanks spider-bro!

>>27826360
That's a Sicarius considered to be *the* worst spider on Earth to be bitten by. No antivenin exists or anything since (unless you buy a pet one) they live out in the desert.

Even though they ain't aggressive I'd reserve that friendship for other species.

>>27826502
It won't bite if you're friends with it

>>27826302
The U.K. All we have are scorpions and only people down south have to deal with that shit. All we have up here in the north is spiders.

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>>27826045

>>27826268
>implying that's easy and not long as fuck a process

>>27826542
Remove centipede

>>27826531
http://www.uksafari.com/centipedes.htm
enjoy.
But next time I'm going to UK I may bring a couple of nice critters i won't actually do it and please never do it ever for any species or country

These things are total bros. They kill spiders, bees, mosquitoes, roaches, and termites.

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The deep sea is full of horrors.

>>27826554
>I have a problem
>everyone has to bend to my irrational thoughts instead of me putting in effort to fix it
tumblr is that way

>>27826542
Dont get me wrong I'll still kill the damn things if i see one

>>27826620
>they kill bees
nooooooooooooooo.com

>>27826249
Some spiders attack you out of fear.

>>27826624
don't post pics of your mom online.

>>27826624
Yeah but people don't give a fuck as people don't live in deep sea. Well, usually they don't.

What is Scolipede Guyse?

>>27826624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG DELETE THIS

>>27826554
As someone who had a serious phobia of bees that got to the point where I would refuse to go anywhere where I have previously seen a bee or wasp and would freeze in terror from seeing any small flying insect, I can assure you losing a phobia is much easier than many people make it seem. All it took me, was forcing myself to look at pictures of bees and wasps every once in a while for a few months.

>>27826624
I sware that shit is THE alien from the first movie

>>27826659
So they'd have a reason. If you ever spot ANY animal that might or not kill you and you don't want it to attack you, don't look it in the eyes and calmly go the opposite way.
Works mostly all the time unles you're unlucky enough to encounter a rabid animal or are stupid enough to go onto territorial animal's turf.

>>27826704
thanks for the free (you)

>>27826611
yeah we have those but they're tiny and not horrifying, not like the disgusting hell beasts places in the US get

I have them in my vegetable patch and they eat the pests so they're bros

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>>27826693
No.

>>27826444
>source: your ass
Cockroaches are the number one bug that gets into people's ears, and even that's incredibly rare.

Furthermore, the eardrum is a membrane. So unless you've already jabbed a giant hole in it with a q-tip like a dumbass, nothing's going to get behind it.

>>27826748
What was the fish trying to prove being so close to the shark mouth? having that weird alien mouth or not, that was a very poor decision.

>>27826809
He was into vore, duh.

>>27826809
He thought it would be funny.

>>27826019
I fucking hate centipedes
But I'm okay with millipedes

>>27826088
>wanting to become a slave to toxoplasma gondii
Never trust the Feline Jew.

>schizophrenia
>suicidal tendencies
>leads women to seek abusive relationships
http://evp.sagepub.com/content/14/3/1474704916659746.short

Never.

>>27826313
THIS!

>>27826916
>extremely rare cases
OH BOY

>>27826916
That literally only happens if you are an asshole with an outdoor cat.

>>27826916
I have all these and worse. Pretty sure bullying and videogames did more to help me developing these than my cat.

>>27826502
Is it the one that gives bleeding penises?

>>27826218
Fuck off faggot.

>4chan's cat obsession.

it all makes sense now

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>>27827052

>>27826916
>having an outdoor cat
They're called house cats for a reason. Keep em inside and you're fine.

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>>27827034
Who needs to clean when you have house centipeses

can't make this shit up

>>27826087
Yeah spiders are bros, house centipedes are niggers

>>27826809
Fish are incredibly stupid. They'll eat themselves to death if given the chance.

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ice cream
>oh wait...

>>27827200
Fuck you, i want to eat one now.

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>>27826624

>>27827250
That's a milipede

>>27826809
pretty sure it was so dark he didn't realize how close he was to the predator until it was too late

its usually how things find food down there

>>27827301
this is quite obviously a centipede anon

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>>27826542

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This thread is retarded, you're all retarded. Centipedes and spiders are cute, cool, and are the most beneficial insects you could have in your house. They're also completely harmless to humans unless you have some extreme allergic reactions to insect bites.

>Muh cats
>S-scared of bees!!!!
>Look at these underwater fish that have adapted to extreme pressure and darkness!! Aren't they creepy!!!

Also >>27827250 is already a pokemon, and a well designed one at that.

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>>27827301
Scolipede has horns on its back and also appears to have a sturdy exoskeleton. Millipedes lack such features.

>>27826019
Cockroaches.
Mutated pets like dogs/cats with short snouts/legs.

>>27827352
That thing lived in the water and was a vegetarian.

>>27827352
>spiders
>centipedes
>insects

no

>>27826308
Jesus christ, it's like all the /v/ Windows 10 update horror stories

>>27827385
Maybe its a hybrid of the two?
Gamefreak loves to make animal fusion sometimes.

>>27827352
>>insects

>>27827352
>>S-scared of bees!!!!
The only person in this thread who mentioned a fear of bees was me, and I also mentioned how I got rid of my phobia in that exact same post.

>>27827416
>>27827443
Bugs, anthropods, pests, whatever.

>>27827385
It's clearly a milipede. It even can roll into a ball.

>>27827618
>inject aids in these lizards
>spread them across all mexico
>no wall needed
It's genious realy.

>>27827618
Death metal goes great with this

>>27826045
>>27826087
>Let pests in your house to get rid of the pests in your house
Just leave the snake be. It will eat the mice.

I hate bugs so much

>>27827698
Exactly. Snakes don't attack unlesse you attack it first, and plus they don't eat your food.

>>27826249
I've gotten bit in my sleep.

>>27827731
Congrats, you're one of the rare people who it happens to, you of course took care of it quickly, right ?

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>>27827618

>>27827618
>what is Tentaquil

All these niggas talking about how centipedes, millipedes and spiders can somehow be "beneficial to have in your house". Beneficial for fucking what? How many bugs do you have running around your nasty ass house? If you have centipedes and spiders crawling around your house and don't try to remove them and are just ok with it....? I'll enjoy living in my bug-free first world house fags.

>>27827832
>first world is somehow a baren place
Sure anon, sure.

>>27827618
>make it into a pokemon
>it shoots acid/water/lava/ice/sand/electricity/liquid metal/ants/ghost shit from its eyes instead
10/10 potential pokemon right here

>>27827832
Just shows the average /vp/ user is a dirty motherfucker, they probably don't pick their fap socks from the floor.

>>27826667
Scolipede is based on a milipede, not a centipede.

>>27827832
bug free is an illusion fuckers are every where even in clean homes

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>>27826019
Ok, how about a Clown Fish? Game Freak could make so many clown jokes and explain how it is Popplio's friend.

>>27828022
EN: Scolipede (Scolo)
JP: Pendoraa (Pendra)
Now go look up what Scolopendra means.

>>27826019
I let these guys crawl on me all the time. They're cute and harmless

>>27826249
>Plus they only live in south usa.
We have them in the midwest.

>>27827698
snakes are great. i'd gladly live with them

>>27827352
>>27826045
>>27827714
truth speakers

>>27828198
as I said here, I found one on my wall and picked it up to go put it outside. It just crawled around on my arm and felt nice actually. They are cool little guys that aren't aggressive and wouldn't even be able to break the skin if they wanted to.

>>27826019
Dolphins, apparently. Whales and seals yes, but no dolphins

>>27826542
for some reason those things don't creep me out but spiders do despite having less legs

>>27827352
>Also >>27827250 is already a pokemon, and a well designed one at that.
Good, because I wouldn't have figured that out by the fact the post had a picture of the Pokémon in it.

>>27826019

You lack imagination.

>>27826045
>look on the bright side - we've replaced something horrible with something worse. but at least you don't have that horrible thing anymore!

>>27828740
Makes you realize life could be much worse. At least house centipedes won't kill you unlike those sea centipedes.

How do you all kill spiders? I'm terrified of being bitten so I usually end up grabbing almost a whole roll of toilet paper to grab and crush it.

>>27828332
huh now that you mention it are there any dolphin pokemon?

>>27828982
Suicune

>>27828740
> This might be the Wimpod evolution

I'm scaried

>>27829005
Oh right, that rare dolphin with no fins, walks on land, and has four legs?

>>27826045
Stop posting Centipede

>>27828967
I don't because it gives you bad luck.

>>27826542
Literally shivered, I'd kill that fucker so hard for skittering out in front of me with those awful legs

>>27829033
It doesn't have to look exactly like a dolphin to be based off a dolphin. The general design is clearly inspired by the Atlantic White Sided.

>>27828982
Kadabra.

>>27829033
Wait, are you talking about Doug?

>>27828332
So that leak was fake?

>>27829067
Sorry, I don't buy it. Can't find anything to support that claim, besides a questionable similarity in markings alone.

>>27826732
and 4u free

>>27829122
how the hell should any of us know that? thus far in the games released there are no dolphins. without being precognitive I cannot say which leaks are valid and which arent

>>27828740
that's giratina

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>tfw the only reason we don't have a Dolphin Pokémon since gen 1 is because they decided to take the concept and make vaporeon instead

>>27827250
said milipede, no donut

>>27826624
>implying a goblin shark wouldn't make an excellent pokémon

>>27829235
We already have three goblin sharks.

>>27826809
it was just a prank bro

>>27829286
I'm listening

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>>27829286
Yeah, my butt, your face, and... uhhhh... your butt, Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh

>>27826249
>plus they only live in south usa

I live in the northwest, where it's always damp af, which is brown recluse paradise. We also have wolf spiders to fucking deal with over here, and they're fucking aggressive!!

>>27828186
Even without that's its clearly a fucking centipede and not even close to a millipede except as similar to them as centipedes already are.

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Anglerfish Pokemon when?

lanturn doesn't count; it's too cutesy

>>27829532
Bruxish

>>27829436
>>27829496
Gabite, Gashite, Garchomp.

>>27828740
It looks like a fucking exogorth from star wars

>>27827898
That's some good-ass coverage.

>>27829606
Those are hammerhead sharks.
You can tell by the huge fucking protrusions on the head. And even if you don't agree with that they look nothing like goblin sharks.

>>27829532
>Lanturn doesn't count
Just because it's cute doesn't mean it isn't an anglerfish.

>>27826045
>spiders and other pests
Spiders aren't pests!

>>27827352
I'm all for spiders but centipedes smell bad and if one falls in the wash you have to start over if you don't want to have your cloths stink.

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>>27826360
comfy cute lil gal, i love her.

>>27826204
Dude my cat sees a bug and after playing with it for a minute she just fucking eats it

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Hi

>>27826360
>>27826407
>>27826528
>>27827142
>>27827352
>>27830117
>>27830173
>>27830180

I didn't know so many spiders browsed /vp/.

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>>27826019

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Reminder these cute fuckers deal with every cock sucking bug pest.

>>27829897
they sure as fuck look like goblins to me.

>>27831720
And they are also pests themselves.

>>27826249
The brown recluse is absolutely native to North America. They also will attack "unprovoked." They make a habbit of hiding in dark secluded places, under rocks, in shoes, etc. Many individuals will unknowingly fuck with them, giving the spiders cause to bite.

Stop talking like you know shit when you don't.

>>27831650
that's clearly a flying alpaca

>>27827107
>Mewtwo caught on tape

>>27831726
literally how

>>27831745
cute pests tho
and easily manageable

>>27831844
kill all venomous spiders

>>27826624
>>27826748
Dark/Fairy Goblin Shark.

>>27831870
I pretty sure Izanami-mon won't appreciate that comment.

>>27827602
Anthropod?

Human-foots?

>ITT: Nasty ass neckbeards try to justify their filthy rooms

And this is why you fap to drawings

>>27826045
Centipedes are #1 on the pests I don't want list, above and beyond any other.

>>27834235
Why are mammals so so so......

>>27826019
Fuck those things OP, two nights in a row I dealt with them showing up when I least expected it. The last time one showed up it was crawling on my arm and I freaked when I saw it. Fuck those things man. They both got squashed after I found them after flinging them.

Tigers
Moths
Gorillas
Mantis Shrimps
Velociraptors
Great White Sharks
Tasmanian devils
None of these should be pokemon

>>27827250
It's clearly a horse

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>>27829201
No, they didn't make another because Kadabra is already a dolphin.

>>27826019

All the people in this thread thinking house centipedes are pests. It just blows my mind. House centipedes and most spiders are absolute bro-tier.

>>27826213
My grandfather was a dermatologist and actually came up with the cure for the brown recluse spider bite. He got to meet Regan and everything

>>27840040
That's such a niche fact that I choose to believe it

>>27827618
Does Tentaquil evolve into a horned lizard?

>>27830652
Damn you're one ugly motherfucker.
Is it safe to keep as a pet?

>>27826624
deep sea monstrosity pokemon when?

>>27827301
No it's a llama

>>27826019
kill it

>>27840040
You know the drill anon,
prove it

>>27826045
>>27828198
>>27826542
You have 100 legs to shitpost with and this is the best you can come up with?

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>>27834235

>>27829067
No it's based on a fish called "Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa" real thing btw.

>>27843274
They're just about 30 or so, millipedes have 100 legs.

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>>27827698
>comparing cute sneks to these literal spawn of Baphomet

>>27836046
This. I'd rather have a mouse infestation than a centipede infestation.

>>27844831
So you're saying you're rather risk getting pretty much incurable illnesses than having to share your living space with technically harmless critters?

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>>27826045

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I like spiders. The ones I see are content to stay in their little corner and catch mosquitos. If it's not a black widow or brown recluse I leave it alone.

>>27845017
There was a itty bitty tiny scorpion near the fireplace some days ago, it lets itself get caught easily without flailing or shit and just gladly fucked off when I released it outside. Arachnids are our friends and we should learn to respect them.

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>>27831870

>>27843144
ew no. You kill it

>>27846900
oh fucking shit I can see it now.

>>27827116
>>27826949
Having an outside cat is awesome, its all the fun of a regular cat minus cleaning up shit everyday.

>>27848884
>allowing your pet to destroy the local ecosystem
>allowing your pet to be constantly exposed to all sorts of dangers and diseases
>allowing your pet to have an expected lifespan of less that one third of what it could actually have
but at least you don't have to clean a litter box

>tfw never seen a centipede
>tfw never seen a spider bigger than a fly
>tfw literally no dangerous insects here


Thank you cold ass arctic

>>27826624
Dad is that you?

>>27849028
What sort of third world shithole do you live in where outdoor cats haven't existed in the local ecosystem for centuries?

>>27849261
but holy shit the mosquitos

>>27849261
lucky motherfucker
I'd love to live in the Arctic someday

>>27849436
>The number of free-roaming cats is increasing, currently between 117 million and 157 million in the United States alone. The domestic cat, Felis catus—a nonnative species—is now the most abundant carnivore in North America.
>While cat numbers are rising, nearly one-third of more than 800 U.S. bird species are endangered, threatened or in significant decline.
>By some estimates, outdoor cats in the United States kill more than 1 million birds every day on average. Other studies suggest the death toll is as high as 1 billion per year.
>Outdoor cats transmit rabies, toxoplasmosis, typhus, plague and other viral and parasitic diseases to both wildlife and humans.
an invasive species is an invasive species

>>27849525
yeah I mean I have cats but they're indoor cats
cats are too good at killing shit to just be let out to wreak havoc

>>27849454
At least the trouts gets fat and nice

>>27849525
this is why my cats only get supervised outside time, they just hang around the porch and I bring them back inside before they have the chance to get lost or kill something.

>>27849525
>Europe has had cats for more than 3000 years and are doing fine
>Cats were imported to America around 400-500 years ago and are are already fucking shit up
typical amerifats

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>>27826360
>>27826407
>>27827142
>>27830117
I wonder who is behind these posts.

>>27826045
Somebody make a centipede version of >>27845008

>>27849714
Gee, it's almost as if the cats were imported to Europe long before humans actually noticed or cared about their environment
Cats have probably contributed to the extinction of hundreds of European birds that were extincted long before they could be properly documented

>>27849984
>keeping the ecosystem static=caring for the enviroment
I wish this meme would end, species aren't meant to last forever, either adapt or die trying.

>>27852057
This.

But every ecowarrior out there seems to have the idea that the world and ecosystems are meant to stay the same forever. These are the same people that have the audacity to criticize creationism. Talk about hypocrisy.

I hate /an/ faggots and their fucking hugbox. Species are meant to adapt to the current form of the world, if they can't then they are supposed to die out.

>>27842246
It's an Assassin Spider, which evolved to eat other spiders. They are found in Austrailia and Madagascar, and are shy around people. Their venom is rather harmless to people, but I don't think they make good pets at all

>>27826289
I like them, they are like gross little groucho Marx mustaches that roomba around eating bugs and stuff. I'd way rather have them around to let ants and roaches know to fuck off and not even think about coming in my house

>>27845028
>what is Whimsicott

>>27828740
Bobbit worm is the name.
This thing can actually come in pieces of coral reef people buy for aquariums. It will hunt and kill your fish if ir ever gets to that.

>>27849807
HOLY SHIT DUDE
Now I won't be able to sleep

Most of these posts are basic as fuck. There are actual nightmares living out there. My parasitophobia is totally rational.

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>>27826019
Maggots. They're disgusting and I don't want them in real life or in fiction.

>6 years ago
>be me
>17 years old and wanted to go out with the girl I've had a crush on for a while
>at lunch she asks me if I'm busy over the weekend
>oh shit
>say no
>tells me she's having her house redone on Sunday and needed something to do that day
>annual fair is going on Friday to Sunday
>that Saturday we go to the fair together
>getting hungry so I ask her if she wants anything to eat
>she says she's fine but fuck I'm hungry
>go up to a booth serving hot dogs
>guy doesn't speak English very well so I try speaking to him so slowly
>feel like a patronizing ass, but at least he understood
>ordered a chili dog
>holy fuck he covered that shit in chili
>can't see the inner side of the bun
> you know where this is going
>first bite, bread is kind of stale
>tear a bit off just to see how hard it was
> in that piece I tore off there were at least three maggots
>throw that shit away, drink all the water in my plastic cup then immediately spit it out
>do the same with two more cups of water for good measure
>go back to the booth
>I don't even think the guy knows what a maggot is
>tell presumably one of the people running the park
>drive my friend home then go back to my house
>down basically an entire jug of water and pass out on the sofa

It took me at least three months before I ate a hot dog again, but I still don't eat anything at someone's house unless I know it's almost new.

on the bright side that girl I went with is engaged to me now but we have never gone back to that fair

>>27826045
>Spiders
>Pests

At least spiders mind their own fucking business while eating flies. House centipedes shimmy on up to your shit at 500 mph whenever they get a chance.

Hmm after reading this thread I guess they should have called it "human millipede"

I want more elephant and hippo pokemon. Not happy with the ones we have

>>27856733
i dunno some maggots taste pretty good

>>27849807
FFFUUUkkckkck

>>27855322
And its poison can permanently paralyze humans.

>all these fucking creepy bugs posting ITT

SOMEBODY BURN THIS THREAD

>>27856733
In Sardinia they have a traditional cheese called casu marzu which is literally sheep cheese with maggots deliberately added to the cheese while it is fermenting. You eat the cheese with the maggots still alive and crawling around inside the cheese. Absolutely disgusting

>>27857091
This
Donphan doesn't resemble an actual elephant, barring the tusk and trunk and Mamoswine is a mammoth fused with a boar

>>27849525
>domestic cat, Felis catus
>Felis catus

Real original.
Bravo, Linnaeus.

>>27849525
Cats really are the perfect predators.

>>27826809
That he isn't a fucking faggot like yourself.

>>27860217
but does it taste good?

>>27826019
This could be in Dark Souls

>>27860102
Speciesist

>>27826620
>kills bees
>bros

pick one and only one

>>27856733
The kind of trauma that brings people together.

>>27826045
t. centipede

>>27826157
I'm literally shaking

>>27826748
Who else finds this extremely satisfying?

>>27860102
t. malamar

>>27849807
cute :3

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>>27849807
>Be deaf from one ear since really young
>this was probably the reason

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I don't know why, but I'm terrified of this things fingers. It'd be a cool Pokemon though.

>>27872412
What disgusts me more about these guys is how retarded they are evolution-wise. In fact I don't consider this an evolution, it's a devolution from having opposable thumbs.

>>27849807
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK