ITT: Pokemon that remind you of yourself
for me it's golduck, intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
I don't get this nihilistic meme
For me I'm a lopunny. Energetic, I like to make a lot of noise jump around and knock stuff over. I have an amazing sense of humor and timing, I will win any fight.
seemingly everywhere and almost always unwanted
>>27816786
why do we have like 5 cringe threads running at the same time? is vp just a cringe board?
>>27817216
>I don't like it therefore is cringeworthy
>>27817202
Are you trying to steal my name? I've caught you, punk.
>>27817232whatcha gonna do about it?
>>27817361
FIGHT ME, YE FAKER!
You think you can just waltz into my board and take me name! Why you're wrong, sir!
ITT: Pokémon that remind you of yourself.
For me, it's Goodra - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27817407
For me, it's Heracross - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27817403fight me on PS! ya panzy I'll beat you good like I did to Ikuzenot actually rn though
>>27817361
>>27817403
HO, no! Muh trip got copied! All the work I've put in to make sure everyone remembers what kind of faggot I am has just gone down the drain!
>>27817466
Ok, m8. But when you're man enough, I'll whip ye tail so hard, you'll be cryin' home to mama!
For me it's Cubone because my mom is dead and I wear her skull to remember her.
>>27817503
Wait... are you making fun of me going along with it?
>>27817515
Question: are you the same anon as the other thread?
>>27817202
At least you're self aware unlike Alphuckville.
For me it would have to be parasect because I'm a hard worker, love to party, am extremely vulnerable to most forms of harm, and am slowly being taken over by a deadly parasite.
for me it's xatu because I stare at the sun all day, terrified of the future and also I'm a green bird
I'm slowpoke. Completely oblivious to anything going on around me. Also I'm omnipotent.
For me, it's jigglypuff - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
I've always had slight hearing problems that have caused me to talk louder than the average person. I also have a shitty memory, so i always forget to talk quietly.
ɹoɯnɥ ɟo ǝsuǝs pǝʞɔiʍ ɐ ɥʇiʍ puɐ 'ɔiʇsiliɥiu 'ʇuǝƃillǝʇui - ɹɐɯɐlɐW s,ʇi ǝɯ ɹoℲ
>>27816786
>meme
For me it's Spearow - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27817615
No anon, we are all TopKec
Literally my mom's son.
>>27819522
I can dig it.
I'm clumsy as fuck and have no clue what I'm doing half the time
For me it's Magmortar - intelligent, nihilistic, and a flaming fat-lipped duck with arm cannons for hands.
>>27819992
>sandcastles are illegal on most public Hawaiian beaches
>make a sandcastle
To me it's Pidgeot.
I have retarded hair, try to be strong and fail miserably and i am every girls first boyfriend only to get ditched for guys better than me.
>>27819992
>public hawaiian beaches are illegal on most sandcastles
>make a pokemon sandcastle
for me it's golduck, intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
For me its sancastle, itellegint, nihilsm and i have my sense of humors wicked
Leafeon
Empoleon
Inkay
Frosslass
>>27822160
nice job retard lmao
Machamp because I'm alpha af irl tbqh
I always felt I'd be an Arcanine.
I'm loyal, friendly, playful, and warm. Sometimes I'm a little too rough when I joke around/play, and I can be overprotective of the ones I care most about.
>>27816786
Stop posting pictures of me, or i'll call the police
Worst thread I've seen in a while. Can't wait until you all start 9th grade.
>>27822586
why are u gonna bully us??!?!?
>>27822586
Says the grown up on /vp/
This is me. Literally me. No other pokemon can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This pokemon could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this pokemon is me. This pokemon is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this pokemon is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this pokemon side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this pokemon every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this pokemon every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this pokemon. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this pokemon is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this pokemon and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this pokemon is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this pokemon, I had an existential crisis. What if this pokemon was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this pokemon actual became aware of my existence? Did this pokemon have the ability to become self aware itself?