How do humans know when a sandcastle on the beach is safe

throw an eevee at it and see if it moves

>>27816689
Because they only appear on one island on a specific beach with a low encounter rate.

throw rocks/shells
watch how it reacts when the tide comes in
run up and kick it then run away quickly

Throw a poké ball at it
>throw poké balls at everything

>>27816689
>ywn train that eevee to love you

>>27816689
Thats part of the fun

>>27816976
Love isn't necessary for what we're going to do...
=3

>>27816719
Damn it man. I was gonna answer that.

>>27817163
It is if you want a sylveon

>>27817469
>ywn fuck an eevee so hard it evolves into a Sylveon while you fuck it

>>27816689
Don't touch someone else's sandcastle. That simple.

>>27817664
That would be pretty hot desu

>>27816689
They don't, that's why they're illegal in Alola

>>27816689
Wait for the water to come or throw a rock or a bucket of water. If it moves and rises up, blast it with a Shadow Ball.

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>>27816689
Get a rock and chuck it

Does it collapse? Congrats, you won't get your ass killed and you just ruined a perfectly good sandcastle.

Does it stay up or make a noise? Throw a Pokeball it and get a Ghost

>>27818986
Okay, but how do I know if the rock is safe?

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>>27819044
Pick up some grass and throw it on the rock.

>>27819106
What if it's a now pissed off Oddish?

>>27819127
Throw a Pokeball at it, duh.

>>27819210
What if the pokeball is actually a Foongus?

>>27819229
Then throw a Pokéball at the Foongus. God you're dumb.

>>27819268
What if THAT pokeball is actually a voltorb?

>>27819229
... Why would you have a Foongus in your Pokeball pouch?

>>27819289
Then hightail it out of there. Those shit can blow up man.

>>27819291
It sneaked in

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>>27819291
>he doesn't has a Foongus in his Pokeball pouch

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>>27819305
And if you're being chased by a Huntail?

>>27817664
I want to see this
Why do I want to see this?

>>27819348
Fair enough.

>>27819354
Well of course. Only idiots put Foongus in their Pokeball pouch.
Foongus should be on your shoulder, right where it belongs.

>>27819356
That means you're somehow deep, deep in the ocean. At this point, anon, just let yourself be fish food.

>>27819563
What if it just wants to rape you?

>>27819748
Submit

>>27816689
By not leaving shovels on their sandcastles.

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>>27819748
I'd get a Huntail one, but eh, you'll get what's coming anyway.

>>27818199
Dubs confirm.

>>27819940
>Alola has a Boy Who Cried Wolf story
>Some brat pretends to be engulfed by Shirodesuna by adding the well known shovel on regular sand castles
>Eventually he for real gets drowned in sand and no one bothers to help him

>>27817664
You shouldn't fuck an eevee, that's wrong

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>>27820675
says who?

>>27816689
How do humans know when a shoe in their house has a scorpion in it in Arizona?

>>27816689
When you smell shit, because its a shitty design.

Gamefreak stooping to yokai tier

>>27816689
If it doesn't consume your soul you're fine.

>>27820785
insert your hand into the shoe to check

>>27820798
You have a thread to manage, Anon. Get to that one

>>27820893
kek

>>27820760
What that's like fucking a dog. Gross.

>>27816689
>How do humans know when a sandcastle on the beach is safe or not in Alola?

They're illegal in Alola

I like this thread.

>>27820760
why does this make me moist?

>>27821641
BAN ASSAULT CASTLES

How do humans know if a lei is safe or not in Alola?
What if it suddenly strangles me?

>>27823770
>This Pokémon picks flowers to create the ring around itself, and will give these rings to those it likes
Really, if a Comfey suddenly strangles you, that means you deserved it.

>>27823713
Diglett paws.

>>27823770
If one of them wants to strangle you, it means that you are an asshole.

>>27816689
How do kids know when it is safe to hold a balloon?

Pokemon is full of shit that specifically looks to kill children for whatever reason.

>>27820760
Why does it have Digletts for feet

>>27824095
Not exactly for whatever reason. They need to eat, so they do what they can to get foods.
I mean, you don't call a tiger eating a deer to be doing it for whatever reason, right?

As for this:
>How do kids know when it is safe to hold a balloon?
They don't. That's what the adults and Pokemon companions are for.

>>27819436
What if i don't have a shoulder?

What kind of human are you!?

>>27824623
Then use your head. Like, literally. Put the Foongus on your head.

>>27824623
Are you a literal potato

>>27816689
>>27818986
>>27819044
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>>27819305
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>>27819356
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>>27819876
Someone should cap this...

>>27824958
Why don't you cap this yourself?

>>27825180
What if my computer doesn't have a screencap function?

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>>27825180
We have professional screencappers for this.

>>27825243
Every still relevant operational system has a screencap function, it's not depending on hardware.

You just don't know how to do it.

>>27825269
But what if I have a non-relevant operating system?

>>27825318
Sorry, now I get the joke. I feel dumb.

>>27825359
No, joke died when it went /g/. Anon was a faggot this time.