go to http://randompokemon.com/ and generate a pokémon.an army of that pokémon is outside of your house. they are angry, sleep-deprived, and horny. what do?
>Mime Junior
>Liligant
>>27797406
>Vivillon
NO ONE USE ANY SORT OF FLAME AND I WILL BE OK
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>Doublade
Butt stabbers?
>>27797461
I guess there's not a lot to say. I'm getting destroyed by possessed mechs.
>>27797461those Fennekin reaction images really get on my nerves. They just look retarded to me. Is that part of the appeal to using them? Am I just being autistic?
>>27797523
Forgot pic
>>27797406
>an army of mudkips
Better bring out the trash can
>Leafeon
YES
I'll just tell them that they'll never see their worthless mother again
>>27797406
Piplup.
Feed them, love them.
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>Gigalith
Fuck
>Granbull
Fuck
>Pic related
I'm cucked right??
How fucked am I?
>Rattata
Oh, so it's just one day playing Pokemon Go right?
Aaaaaahh
>>27797647
Well, you're not going to be the only one screaming.
>Ariados
end it all.
>Heracross
just don't tell my family I died like this
So I work at the Pokemon daycare center?
>>27797523
>Am I just being autistic?
Yes, but that's nothing new.
>>27797720
lewd
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>Sassy Skorupi
Pain and suffering
Trevenant. I decided to click a second just to see and it was Pikachu
>Miltank
WHAT
>Clefable
what do I do /vp/
>adamant bellossom
Cute, but I don't want to be raped by plants. At least it'll smell good I guess.
>everything went better than expected
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>naive dusknoirs
should i be terrified?
I'll text you all when I reach Valhalla.
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>Shuppet
Well yeah. They have Insomnia. And they're always horny, because of that horn on their head.
>>27798051
May god have mercy on your butthole
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>Basculin
Cook Out!!!
>>27797406
Surrender my holes to my new overlords
I'll live
>Kricketune
Well this is gonna get interesting
>Torchic
Oh god, it's the Cucco revenge squad!
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>naughty
i dont think valhalla is for butt ravaged queers anon
lampent
>>27797406
I wouldn't complain
Bring on the lewd ice puppers
>Slurpuff
I don't like cotton candy, fuck!
>Espeon
aw yis
Instead of an army of one species I went for a 6 member rape squad
>Diglett
Oh fuck
Best. Gangbang. Ever.
MMMMMM
YISSSSS
I AM TONING MY
MOOSCLEZ
>>27797406
Beautifly huh? Hope they're not out for blood.