>M-Master~ >Who the fuck let you out of your Pokeball.

What faget would actually turn away the offer

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>>27785627
>Leave me alone, the NBA is on

>>27785627
Please, PLEASE kill yourself.

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>>27785627
lurantis is too pure for your shit

>>27785627
The original is Sceptile, bastard not-bug

>ITT:Faggots who don't discipline their Pokemon so they don't become cock-hungry bitches and whores
Remind them who's in fucking charge.

Post the sceptile version

Not really feeling it with Lurantis. If this is going to be Gen VII's signature waifumon, then that's pretty weak desu.

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>>27785745
>>27785772
This

it's summer

>>27785627
But I don't have a dick.

>>27787397
stop lying to yourself, anon

>>27787397
A microdick is still a dick

>>27787397

You can probably borrow somebody else's if you ask nicely.

>>27787397
F-fingers...

>>27785627
>he don't receive blowjobs while he watch TV

>>27785627
>NBA

niggers dont play pokemon. 0/10 worst pokemon fantasy of 2016.

>>27787397
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>27785627
>ITT Op is a faget

>>27785627
>the NBA is on
you a fucking shut-in, m8

>>27785627
I got banned for posting this

>NBA
Immersion lost; boner ruined.

>>27787514
>you will never have a pokemon sensually lick and suck your fingers
>it will never try to wrap its lips around your fist to send the message
>it will never start to tear up when it fails
>you will never awkwardly comfort it while it lies on your lap, debating whether or not to pause the show you're watching

>a thread about the legality of Pokemon-human relationships in various regions gets deleted in under an hour
>"AYY POKEMON BLOWJOBS" still up after four hours
/vp/ mods don't hate pokephilia, they just hate discussion.

>>27789515
I need green of this

>2016
>not getting your dick sucked while watching NBA games
Get on my level nerds