Let's have a laugh / test your creativity. Think of a

Swords Dance = Carded Snows
>Entry hazard that has 10% chance of freezing

Conversion = Novices Nor
>BP is doubled if used on a Pokemon of a lower level

Water Pulse = Waster Pule
>If the user has used up an item, lowers the attacking stats of an opposing Pokemon

Attack Order = Rack Rotated
>Binds the opponent and inflicts confusion on them when it wears off

>>27771402
Rock Slide = Slick Redo
>Can only be used if the user's previous move missed its target. Copies the effect of that move, but with more finesse, raising its accuracy to 100%.

Baby-doll eyes=Eyeballs Body
>User scans the opponent for held items

Draco Meteor = Catered Room
>For 5 turns, all Pokemon on the field gain 1/4 HP at the end of the turn

Metal Sound = Unsalted Om:
>Type: Ground
>Category: Status
>Effect: "The user inhales the minerals around them, absorbing the nutrients to recover a third
of the user's HP."

>>27772118
Eyelash Chopper

Doubles damage the foe takes from Hail and Sand.

Toxic = Ox Tic
Bug type Draining Kiss

Origin Pulse = Super Oiling
>Steel-type allies get +2 Speed

Fire Spin = Snipe Fir

Type: Grass
Increases accuracy and critical hit ratio

Psycho Cut = Scotch, Yup
>The user becomes drunk, +3 Attack, becomes confused

Swagger = War Eggs
150bp 50 accuracy. Will always cause flinching.

Confuse Ray = Ocean's Fury
>Water-type V-create

Toxic Spikes = Scope Kit Six
All your hits are critical

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>tfw dyslexic
>can't contribute to this thread

>>27772016
+ fissure = broken

Constrict = Strict Con
>steals the target's item, but only if the item is beneficial with the user's type
Mud Shot = Stud Ohm
>electric-type move that, if used by a male pokemon, infatuates female electric-types. furthermore, if used on two electric-type females in consecutive turns, the females attack each other as if competing for the users attention

Reheat Moms
>The user reheats its own mother, has no effect in battle.

Strict Con
>The user opens up a con with strict rules, doubling the prize money gained at the end of the battle

>>27772272
noice numbers

Fairy Wind=Friday Win
If the Pokemon is named Friday when it enters the battle it automatically knocks out the opposing pokemon.

Kick Jump
>The user strikes the target with a quick kick, then jumps back to switch places with a party Pokemon.

Swords Dance = Narcs Wed Dos
The Pokemon issues a statement about marriage after divorce, this lowers the opponent's Defense two stages while increasing its Special Attack one stage.

Psybeam = Bye Maps
>Tosses all of the player's map items.

Flea Storm
>Using a large swarm of fleas, the user attacks the opponent. The opponent is unable to escape, but the user's Atk and Sp. Atk stat are reduced by one stage each.

Flamethrower = Wealth Former
>Your Pokémon permanently steals at least half of of the opposing Trainer's Pokédollars.

>>27771402
This idea is fucking amazing.

Dragon Pulse = Leopard Snug
Exclusive signature move of Purrloin and Liepard, drops the enemy's Attack, Special Attack, Defense, and Special Defense one stage by snuggling them cutely.

>>27771402
>double edged = Lubed geode
Raises speed drastically, lowers defenses by one stage

Leech String
>The user shoots out a string at the opponent, leeching 25% of the damage done.

>>27772891
>Brock's Onix gets ready for Misty's Cloyster.

Finale Fours
>A move that can only be used if there is four Pokemon left to battle. Once used, the Pokemon using the move and the opposing Pokemon will instantly faint in a grand finale.

Headbutt = Butt Head
>the user insults the other pokemon, lowering their defense but raising their attack.

>>27772655
Wouldn't be any different to Mind reader and co. + OHKO move and that's nowhere near broken.

>Thousand Arrows = Aura Drown Shots
The signature move of Lucario, it drags its foe underwater and fires small spheres of aura at the opponent. Hits 2-5 times.

Fake Out
>An attack that hits first and makes the target flinch. It only works the first turn the user is in battle.

Moonblast = Lamb Not So
Allows Mareep to transform into another randomly selected Pokemon, with 5 PP per move as from Transform.

Archive this thread.

Waved Glues
>The user launches out waves of sticky substances that are similar to glue. Hits 2-5 times, and lowers the target's speed for each time it hits twice.

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>>27772994

Kisses Wet
>The user sloppily kisses the opponent, dealing damage and lowering their speed stat by 1 stage.

Giga Impact = Impact A Gig
>if the opposing pokemon uses round, this attack doubles in power

Soft-Boiled = Loft Bodies
>the zombies of flying-type pokemon are summoned to attack the target

Aura Sphere = Aura Herpes
>the target has bad luck (low accuracy, etc.) for the rest of the batlle

Amber Charm
>The user infatuates the opponent with jewelry.

Crunch
>The user crunches up the target with sharp fangs. This may also lower the target's Defense stat.

Focus Energy = Enforce Guys

in 2 turns, any female pokemon are KOd, and male pokemon during this time get 1 stage all stats. Afterwards, they all get -1stage all stats

Away Chip
>The user throws a chip at the opponent, forcing it to switch out. In the wild, the battle will end.

Metronome = Me rent moo
>the user summons a milktank to aid them in battle for three turns. However $100 will be removed from the trainers wallet after use.

Odor Sleuth = The Soul Rod
Any Ghost Type moves used during the turn this move is activated are directed to the user of The Soul Rod
Mainly learned by Normal type mons

Sheer Cold = Leech Rods
>electric
>opponent is leached and paralyzed for 3 turns. No effect if paralyze fails

Haze
>The user creates a haze that eliminates every stat change among all the Pokémon engaged in battle.

Act Elk
>The user acts like an elk, confusing the opponent for the turn the move is used. Priority +1

Telekinesis = I Seek Tinsel

Delibird-exclusive move

User decorates itself with tinsel, lowering its evasion but increasing its special defense by three stages.

Substitute = Butt Tissues
>The user slams into its target with its rear, lowering the opponent's accuracy.
Headbutt = Bath Duet
>The user splashes healing water around, removing all status effects from itself and its opponent.
Teeter Dance = Neat Erected
>Your opponent gazes in awe of your neat erection and cannot attack. This move always goes first.
Acrobatics = Crab Ascot I
>Wrap your claws around your opponent's throat for up to five turns.
Grass Whistle = Largest Swish
>Show off your basketball skills, impressing your opponent and preventing them from attacking.

Hydro Pump = Pyro'd Hump
>The user humps the opponent with a penis covered in flames. Can only be learned by male Pokemon.

Howl
>The user howls loudly to raise its spirit, which raises its Attack stat.
Allows Rockruff to evolve.
please dont hurt me

Cotton Guard = Octagon Turd

It's like sneakypebbles. But you know. With turds

Electroweb -> Bowel Erect

Signature move of Pyukumuku. User ejects its bowels and hardens them into a rod which it uses to strike its opponent. Normal type, deals 75 damage, may cause flinching.

Leaf Tornado - Fedora Talon.
The user tips their fedora sharply with their claws, slashing the target, dealing damage to both their body and chivalry. (-2 Atk, -2 Chiv)

Ingrain = Gin Rain

>Attack is raised by two stages for all Pokemon on the stage and causes all Pokemon to become confused

>>27772645
Ist ok aonn yuo tpeyed taht crorecyl

Comet Punch -> Chop Cum Net
>User avoids pregnancy using swift jabs on projectile spermatozoa

Mud Sport = Sort Dump

>A move exclusive to Trubbish and Garbodor, by sorting their trash it allows them to heal 25% of their health

Spacial Rend = Radical Pens
>User summons pens and draws all over the foe. Lowers target's speed by 2 stages, also gives them crippling self-esteem

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>>27773359
>honchkrow's signature move

Dragon Rush = Guard Horns
>Normal
>90 Power
>10 pp
>The user lowers it's head to align its horns to block an enemy's incoming physical attack, halving the damage done and damaging the foe. If the opponent uses a non-physical move, the attack does nothing. Has increased chance of failing for each subsequent use without using another move.
>Can be used by Pokémon with horns, tusks, or antlers

this one is fun!
Frost Breath = Barf Her Tost (toast)
>the user eats a Lumiose Galette and vomits on the target
Frost Breath = As Throb Fret
>gives the target an unwanted erection that it's super self conscious about. lowers defenses by one stage
Frost Breath = The Orb Farts
>the user farts incessantly, poisoning the target and inflicting damage. if the user is holding a toxic orb, this move's power is doubled

Sleep Powder = Propel Weeds
>Grass type
>User fires a swift barrage of weeds at the target. May hit 2-5 times.

Dragon Pulse -> Snug Leopard

A move learned by cat pokemon. The pokemon curls up into a ball, healing its status conditions.

Horn Attack = Torch Katana
Fire type, 80 damage, 90 percent hit rate, physical
>The user bathes their weapon in fire hot enough to cut through stone before slashing the foe. Super effective against Rock types. May cause a burn.

Team Tide
>Water
>Special
>10 PP
>Water type Beat Up, but hits from Water-type teammates do 2x damage.

Mean Look => Meal Nook
Normal-Type
>Increases the effects of food items and certain moves based on eating.
This includes things like Softboiled, Milk Drink, and Swallow.

Grass Whistle => Gas Whistlers
Poison Type
>The enemy is bombarded with 2-5 gas bombs. If the user is Flying, this move will replace the attack on the second turn with a boosted version of Gas Whistlers.

>>27771402
Let's hope I don't forget moves that already exist.
Overheat = Hear Veto
>Any sound related moves will have a 100% chance of hitting next turn, nullifying abilities like Soundproof

Dragon Ascent -> A Strong Dance

The user does a dance that raises Attack by three stages but lowers speed by one stage.

Water Shuriken -> Waters Hunkier
>Water-Type
>User raises attack and defense by one step, two steps if infatuated.

Ice Fang = Fin Cage

>Can only be used on fish or fish-like Pokemon. It traps them in a cage for two to five turns, only able to use Struggle

Waterfall -> Later Flaw
Dark type
Greatly increases the users Atk And Sp Atk but halves accuracy after two turns

Magnitude = Eating Mud.
>The user eats a fistful of mud, temporarily gaining a Ground type resistance.

Destiny Bond = Body Intends
>The user figures out what its own body intends to do, snapping itself out of confusion.

Rototiller = Rioter Toll
>Fines Pokemon that use Rage, Uproar, etc. by taking their held item or money
Double Team = Beta Module
>Activates a hidden program in the Pokemon that maxes out Attack and Special Attack, but lowers all other stats to their lowest. Learned only by steel types.
>Pain Split = Plain Pits
Scatters holes all across the battlefield. Lowers speed for all Physical attacks. Does not affect Flying types or Pokemon with Levitate.
Magnet Rise = Enrage Mist
Releases mist that makes all Pokemon go berserk. All Pokemon use random attacks for three turns.

I'm loving this!

Foresight = Forge Shit

>The user takes a shit, and then blames it on the enemy. The enemy's special defense drops and is confused.

Heat Wave - Weave Hat
Grass
The Pokemon weaves a hat out of straw and puts it on the target. They are weak to one fire attack.

Scald --> Lac Ds
Opponent's defense drops every turn until they switch out.

Phantom Force = Cenotaph Form
The user changes into its alternate form. Exclusive to some legendary with a Ghost/Rock tombstone form.

Fake Tears = Karat Fees
Rock-type Payday.

Mystical Fire = Clarify Items
All items are revealed, as with the ability Frisk.

Synchronoise = Choosy Sinner
Uses a random Dark-type move with increased accuracy.

Heal Pulse = Haul Sleep
Maximizes Attack, but falls asleep.

Draco Meteor = Retrace Doom
Does more damage for every Pokemon that has been fainted so far.

Grassy Terrain = Array Stingers
The user attacks with stingers in a wide pattern. Cannot miss.

Water Spout = Upstart Woe
Does more damage if the user is outleveled.

Searing Shot = Regain Shots
The user gains PP on their other moves.

Doom Desire = Doomed Rise
One of the user's fainted allies is revived and switched into; however, they faint again after 3 turns.

Shadow Punch = Cowhand Push
The user shoves a cowboy into the foe. If no cowboys are present, this move fails.

Pin Missile - Missile Nip
The user sends out its nipples to hit the opponent two times. If this move is used by a Miltank, it will hit 6(six) times.

Wood Hammer = Warmed Homo
>Burns the target, as long as the Target is a "female" Mr. Mime

>>27774072
A Loam Loom
Sod rears up and looms over the opponent, lowering their Attack and Sp.Attack.

This seems really fun but I'm not creative enough to create an anagram and come up with an effect.

Braver Bid
The user goes after the target. If they used an attacking move, the user mimics their technique, while bravely trading accuracy for power.

>>27774096
>Haul Sleep paired with Chesto Berry on a Rampardos
Too OP pls nerf

>>27774120
This. I'm too tired but I'll keep this thread open to read it in the morning.

Rock Slide - Slick Redo

>Normal type
Base 40 power
Physical
Inflicts any status or stat change applied last turn to opponent


Rock Slide - Silk Decor

>Bug type
Decreases opponents speed by one stage each time it's used

Metal Claw = Call At Mew
>If either trainer has Mew in their party, it becomes their active Pokemon

Frost Breath -> Farthest Rob
>Dark Type, 60% accuracy
>Steals the item held by the last ordered Pokemon in the opponent's party.

Razor Leaf = La Roar Fez
>The user roars, and puts on a stylish Fez that distracts the opponent, raising evasiveness by two stages.

Rapid Spin = Pain Drips
>Water-type entry hazard, basically Stealth Rock.

>>27771402
Poison Sting = Stooping Sin
>Your Pokemon commits terrible/evil acts, which frightens the opponent. It lowers one of the stats of the opposing Pokemon by two, at random.

These aren't meant to be taken seriously, but:

Poison Sting = Pissing Onto
>You probably get the idea

Poison Sting = Tossing In Op
>OP gets tossed into the fight. What will you do, OP?

>>27773204
I want this

Imprison - Mini Pros

>Normal type
Raises all stats of pokemon by one stage if they can evolve once more and by two stages of they can evolve twice


Sludge Bomb - Blob Smudge

>Poison type
Smears blobs of goo on every pokemon present to prevent stat reduction/incresion


Shell Smash - Mash Shells

>Fighting type
55 base power
Physical
Super-effective against bug types


This is too fun

Bulldoze = Zebu doll
>The pokemon must be holding a pokedoll. Ghost type move that does 40 dmg and always goes first. Opposing pokemons evasivness sharply drops.

Seed Inferno
>Fire
>Power 40
>100% Acc.
>Special
>The user ignites a slender trail of flames that dances around the field. It damages all opponents, and also removes all entry hazards on the user's side.

Skill Swap = Wasp Skill
>Raises ATK, DEF, and SPE by 1 stage each.
I might actually want something like this. Sort of an mirror equivalent to Quiver Dance that could be available for Beedrill and Vespiquen.

Brave Bird = Barb Drive
>The user assaults and impales the foe with hardened barbs. The foe will take another hit if it switches out on a subsequent turn.

>>27771402
Poison Tail = Pianos Toil

(Only available on inevitable Pianomon coming in gen 8.)

>the ghost type pokemon lowers its hp to half to raise its sp. attk to its highest level

Sorry, I'm not creative.

Roar of Time = Rare Fit Moo
>replaces the opposing pokemon with a shiny miltank with perfect IVs

Fire Blast = Bra Itself
>The user of this move is treated as female for the duration of the fight

Memento=Teen Mom
>cuts 1/4 health, changes Ability to Parental Bond
Dragon Rush=Radon Shrug
Giga Drain=Arid Aging
>powerful rays lower victim's stats by one, may cause burn
Horn Leech = Lech Honer
>boosts stats if the opponent is the opposite gender, stops Attract if in effect
Leaf Tornado = Aorta Enfold
>Psychic type OHKO
Draco Meteor = Created Moor
>terrain effect that lasts 5 turns. increases the power of all poison moves. Psychic power decreased. makes regular poison turn into Toxic. prevents switching. makes Phantom Force strike in one hit. Makes Gunk Shots accuracy 100%.
Outrage = Oat Urge
>User eats Oatz and gets mad Gainz, increases Attack, Defense, and Speed, but the downside is only attacking moves can be used after wards until switching out
Sleep Powder = Speeder Plow
>increased priority move, after using it Leech Seeds power is doubled
Twineedle = Needle Wit
>User insults opponent, harshly lowering their special attack
Skull Bash = Slash Bulk
>high crit hit ratio, hurts more the heavier the victim is

>>27775033
forgot Radon Shrug
>gives victim cancer, all they can do it shrug and await their fate, faints in 2-5 turns even if switch out

Swords Dance = Cowards Ends
>If the target pokemon is switched out on the turn that this is used, it OHKOs the target.

Sacred Sword = Redraws Docs
>Redraws the pokemons stat sheet, lowering all stats by 2 after one turn

Aurora Beam = A Bear Armour
>Increases Defence and Special Defence by 1 stage. Also increases Attack and Speed by 1 stage if the user is Pangoro, Beartic or Ursaring

Solarbeam = A Males Bro
>If the target pokemon and the user are male, they both get all stats increased by 1 stage

Will-O-Wisp ->Ill Sip Wow
>any water-type attacks will heal the user for one turn

Dynamic Punch=Follow Through
>If the target is inflicted with a status effect from the user this turn, the user may attack again.

>Flash=Final Flash
If the user is slower then the target, this move goes first, and if it lands the enemy will miss there next attack.

>>27775205
Cowards End is Pursuit 2.0.

Needle Arm = Learned Me
>The pokemon spends time reading books, giving it a +1 special attack, special defense, and accuracy

>>27775564
make it normal so it can't hit ghosts for a drawback

Smokescreen = Mocker Sense

>The user mocks the target relentlessly, lowering the target's attack and special attack. Effect doubles if used again.

Sludge Wave = Waved Glue
>Hazard that makes the target stuck to the ground, preventing them from using contact moves.

Cotton Guard = Turncoat God
>User persuades the target that their god is not real, making them confused. Instant K.O. if used on Arceus.

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>>27771402
Comet Punch = Cunt Chop Em
Literally karate chop to the cunt.

Return = Err Nut

Seedot/Nuzleaf/Shiftry signature move:

>(Grass) If the opponent's attack fails or misses, this attack does twice the damage

Smokescreen = Necks Me Sore

Injures the opponent's neck, damaging and paralyzing it.

Meteor mash=Hammertoes

Rock 60bp 100acc

>the user precisely strikes the target's toes with rocks, lowering their speed

Basically rock type low sweep

>>27772279
Maybe make it so speed is maxed out but fire type moves will do more against you

Night Daze = Hanged Zit

Iron defense --> Fender noise: is like freeze-dry (70 power base) but steel type and superefective against ground types. It is also sound based. Pokemon like electrode, magnemite, probopass and exploud would learn it.

Mega Drain = I'm a Garden
>User disguises itself as a garden. Increases evasion and confuses all opponents.

>>27771402
Future Sight = Huge Fur Tits

Normal Type, female only

Smothers opponent using huge fur tits, lowering its accuracy and speed. Has a 20% chance of paralysis for same sex, has 20% chance of attraction for opposite sex.

Magnet Bomb = Ant Bomb Gem

Ground type
Power: 80
Accuracy: 90

Durant learns this


Sets up gem-like bombs underground that explode when a fire type move is used in battle. The bombs trigger before the opponent can successfully hit (same priority as Bide), and has a 20% chance to flinch.

Dark Pulse = Spark Duel

Electric type

First case:

If the opposing trainer has an electric type Pokemon in his team, the non-electric type Pokemon will be sent out (like Roar/Whirlwind) and the electric type Pokemon will take its place.

Second case:

If the an electric type Pokemon is already in the field, Spark Duel prevents that Pokemon and the user of Spark Duel from switching out. In this case, both Pokemon gain +1 in Attack, Special Attack, Speed, and Accuracy.

If none of the Pokemon in the field faint within the next 3 turns after Spark Duel, both Pokemon faint.

For the first case, Spark Duel may be used twice in a row to activate the second case effect.

>>27774105
top kek

>>27774937
>>27774984
>>27776286
>>27776521
>>27778069

kek'd

>>27771402
Focus Energy = Cosy Reef Gun (Water)
>Blasts a jet of water while raising its defense by one stage

Present = Ten Reps (Fighting)
>Forces the target to use its last two used attacks in battle in order each ten times

Octazooka = Taco Kazoo
>Heals status effect and restores some health (Grass)

Bubble = Be bulb
>User emits bright light which lowers foe's accuracy and strengthens fire, electric and grass moves.

Sharpen = Rap hens
Flying-type move. User challenges foe to a rap battle. Each move which rhymes with the previously used one is powered up. Non-rhyming moves are weaker unless they are flying-type. Using a flying-type move ends the duel.

Smokescreen

Creeks Omens
Water/Ghost dual type move, special clone of Flying Press, 10% chance to curse.

>>27771402
Circle Throw = Cleric Worth
>You heal as much damage as your last attack caused
Belly Drum = Burly Meld
>Pain split, but for stat changes
Fury Swipes = Wife Syrups
>deal massive damage, if the opponent is attracted
Air Cutter = Curare Tit
>put opponent to sleep, if attracted
Confuse Ray = Oceans Fury
>like earthquake, but water typed
Ice Fang = Fag Nice
>Attract for same gender
Perish Song = Gopher Sins
>Ground type move that additionally inflicts some dark damage, similiar to flying press

Attract=Cat Tart
User throws a cat at the opponent.Has a chance of infatuation.

Explosion -> Insole Pox

All grounded Pokemon become poisoned unless they are Miltank

Confusion = Coin of sun
>Fire-type Pay Day.

Night Daze = Death Zing
>Normal type move. The user says a pun so bad that the enemy uses Struggle instead of the intended move this turn.

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Heart Swap has a lot of options:

>Wasp Hater
OHKO move, +7 priority, only works against Beedrill/Mega Beedrill.

>Paras Whet
Exclusive to the Paras line. User vigorously whets its claws, maxing out Attack, but the user can only use slashing/cutting moves.

>Rape Thaws
150bp, 100acc, normal
Only works on frozen targets. Dethaws them, only for them to be violently raped. High chance of paralysis.

>Waste Harp
30bp, 70acc, poison
User plays a corrosive yet also soothing musical piece on a harp made of waste. Randomly poisons or puts the target to sleep.

>What, Spare?
Can only be used once. User suddenly realizes they brought a spare, restoring the user's held item if previously knocked off or consumed.

>>27782040
I don't know how useful What, Spare? would be, but I have to say I like the idea