>go to http://randompokemon.com/ >Generate one pokemon

>549 sassy eevees
pretty fucked

>836 Azurill

Very happy. Cute little fuckers couldn't hurt me.

>>27769195
>Two relaxed Doublades
The fact they're relaxed is pretty encouraging. Maybe they just want to chill?

>>27769195
>47 Impish Flareon
fug
not super fug

>>27769251
>Adamant Azurill
forgot nature

82 Sassy Swadloon

485 Bold Lillipups.

I think I would have a cuteness overload

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>285 pic related

My dick is ready for this

>>27769438
Hope you're a lizardliker, anon

>1 Lonely Happiny

Stomped into the fucking ground.

>163 mild Palkias
At least it's mild. Maybe it'll just sit around and pay me no mind

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>613 Adamant Mankeys


AH FUCK

>195 Rash Chandelures
Well my soul is burning 5ever

111 Lax Pignites

>>27769195
871 Timid Golduck

I think I might be fine

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O-oh.

>>27769596
How many, anon?

>>27769195
Naughty Mr. Mime
Number 22 Fearow

>13 Modest Qwillfish

Yeah, I'm fine.

>796 Impish Absols
I ain't a furfag

>>27769596
Oh yeah, forgot number
>659
Shit dude.

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>126 Docile Darmanitan

I think I'm good. If they're docile then I doubt they'll try to kill me.

>969 sassy lopunny

>how fucked am i?

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

>>27769195
>976 porygons
I mean, i'm not epileptic. Otherwise, I guess just cut off all the computers around me and go innawoods for a bit

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>>27769195
918 Calm Mareeps.

They just want to cuddle with me for a nap.

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47 naive clafery.

47 metronome attacks.

Probbly dead.

Probably.

>>27769195
896 Timid Carnivines

>>27769634
You are going to have the biggest bunny orgy or your life

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>363 Serious Oshawott
I can take 'em.

>>27769195
>257 Gentle Houndoom
I'll be okay

>>27769195
>777 gentle exegcutes
I am not sure.

>200 Rash Mismagious

Sp00py

>>27769195
983 Sassy Gardevoirs, if they're out to hurt me, I'm fucking dead.

>>27769195
>2 naive hoothoot
pretty fucked cuz owls are scary

103 serious basculin
Thank god I live away from the water :^)

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>501 Relaxed Delibirds
Christmas is coming early

666 naughty gardevoir...
what are the odds? lol i'm ready to fuck THEM up

>>27769195
861 Hardy Purrloin

Unless I can become a crazy cat guy, I'm done

120 Quirky keldeo

Not a chance

691 naughty tentaquils

Kill me now before the puking begins

>>27769195
162 Lonely Dusclops
I'd say I'm pretty fucked

>>27769805
underrated

168 sassy archeops

>>27769195
>788 Modest Yanma
Dead by force of numbers. Not a pleasant way to go either, by Yanma

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98 naughty raticates :^)

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>641 Quiet Tornadus

I'd try to come up with something funny, but I'm too distracted by this sweet-ass coincidence.

>168 bashful dragonairs

There are...several different outcomes to this...

404 impish exeggutors...exeggutors not found

695 relaxed Flabebes.
I'm safe.

>>27769195
>145 hasty Volcanion
FUCKED
U
C
K
E
D

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I was scared at first, then I realized they might be afraid of me. It'd be like running from a horde of Chihuahuas. They act tough behind your back, but as soon as you turn to look at them they stumble over each other trying to back off.

>>27769195
>412 Docile Metagross.
Dont believe their docileness. It's all part of their master plan.

>>27769195
822 Jolly Psyduck
Perfect.

>>27769195
899 Naughty Hoppip

Can someone draw this?

79 modest finneons

834 Calm Emboars.

I don't think this'd be as threatening as it sounds.

428 Docile Vulpix
Ill be fine... i think...

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899 Bold Blisseys
I guess I'd be smothered to death, or something? There's far too many to just punch my way through.

50 BOLD MOLTRES HELP

>>27769195
129 Hasty Axew. I don't know, how aggressive are they?

>702 admant Garchomps
FUCK!

647 Careful Chansey
I'll be fine, right?

>598 Naughty Shroomish
Oh no.

>435 Quirky Sableye
Depending on what they want with me, it could be either fun or horrible.

>>27769195
>787 naive landorus

cool

415 bashful magmortar
F U C C

223 lonely dusclops. I just made 223 new bros.

>24 careful volbeat
Where the fuck is my fly swatter?

>>27769195

>638 calm weesings

as long as I don't agitate them, I'll lvie.

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>>27769195
>869 serious budew
Is it bad, anons?

>159 lax zekroms
should be pretty fucked

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970 lonely archens

>910 quiet Hitmonchans
Well shit. Silent and deadly is about to be redefined.

>>27769195
>25 hasty larvesta
I think I'll be just fine considering they're only 3 FOOT 7 WHAT THE FUCK

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>31 Impish Beautifly

I'll be okay.

>627 slowpoke
Fuck, too easy

>>27772779
Rest in sand dunes, anon.

i got 954 modest hydreigon

yikes

>>27769195
798 bashful Palkias.
>O-Oh anon kun I don't want to ask too much but could you... Uh... F-Fill the space in our hearts?

>>27769195
> 45 adamant slakoths

Easy mode

74 modest Slugma.

Easy, just out-walk them.

>thinking you could beat any if these

You're all dead fuckers.

bumpy

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>832 gentle Nidoqueen
Guess I'd be embraced to death then? Quite a way to go.

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545 Gentle Ditto's.

Jesus, they'd all turn into me, huh? Killed by an army of gentle chads, what a way to go.

568 Relaxed Archeops

I don't know?I mean archeops are dangerous but relaxed?

>314 gentle muk
o-oh

>>27769195
>791 Docile Omanyte
They are Docile. I'll just praise Helix over and over.

>721 Quirky Dewotts
What should i do

>>27769723
Adorable yet scary.

878 adamant zigzagoon
well fuck me

>>27783894
Wondertrade them

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>908 of these
I'M FUGGED

>>27769195
>975 Lax Smeargle
I think I'm OK. They don't seem particularly aggressive.

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>>27783930

>>27769195
138 Quirky Dugtrios
am I getting my shit pushed in?

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>>27782494
>archeops are dangerous

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727

lmao

one calm drapion
ok

>240 Adamant Bonsly
get a hose

683 lonely ralts

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well fuck

>>27769195
>4 Modest Joltik
I might be ok

827 Brave Snorunts

>>27769195
>141 Bold Brelooms
Um, I need a lot of birds

>8 hasty Grovyles
So a legitimate pack of raptors.

The death I've always wanted.

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>>27786000
But how many?

>852 of pic related

Literally my mom's diabetes

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>>27787243
Woops rorgot pic

>484 Timid Cascoon
I'm fucked if they evolve.

66 Quiet Spewpa

They can attack at any moment.