So tell me /vp/ , why english translation of Platinum is gay ass niggardry and hides the fact that people and pokemon marry and fuck each other in canon?
Guess they didn't want it to hurt poor kids brains or some shit.
In the original jap of the Sinnoh myths it says that people and pokemon literally married each other and that was a normal thing.
Why hide the truth guys.
Pokemans are for sexual
>>27755646
hell yeah lucario and wereruff here i come for the furfuckery
>>27755664
and i am serious, i speak moon language and here is part of Sinnoh myths that says that:
>ひとと けっこんした ポケモンがいた
literally "There were pokemon who married people"
and the next paragraph is:
>ポケモンと けっこんした ひとがいた
"There were people who married pokemon"
last paragraph says:
>むかしは ひとも ポケモンも おなじだったから ふつうのことだった
"Long ago people and pokemon were the same so it was a normal thing"
English people are no fun
>>27755646
The answer is very simple. Sexual deviation is far more casually accepted in Japan than in the west. Furries are still freaks in the eyes of a normie in the west, but in Japan they've got whole neko cafes and are known for their whacky porn. This is the same reason why games from Japan tend to get censored when brought to the west. Despite what the sluts who are famous in America, America is far more sensitive to lewdness than Japan.
also it's just some random lore, even if you're a furry it doesn't really matter.
>>27755747
fucking normies ruin everything
Because different shit flies in different countries, and also while Japan may be full of degenerates, they generally don't want the world knowing that, which is why they're trying to pass a ton of laws restricting that stuff in time for the Olympics.
And speaking of localizations, the fruity meme translation of DPPt was much better than the stiff as fuck dangerously nearing crabstick in some lines HGSS one.
>>27755707
When they made separate statements like that, did they mean that one pursued the other and that both ways were accepted? A pokémon could court you, but what if you courted a pokémon that didn't like you back?
>>27755747
Catgirls have nothing to do with being a furry retard.
>>27755945
Wasn't the DPPt localization made by some guy on Something Awful? Hence why stuff like the youngster calling you a "noob" made it in.
>>27756612
>being delusional
>still thinking all furries are neckbeards
wew
Humans are Pokemon
Do humans in the pokemon universe lay eggs?
If not why are humans so different from every other living thing in pokemon?
>>27756612
Nothing? Humans with cat ears and tails acting like animals is definitely furry adjacent
>>27756593
The sentences are exact mirrors of each other. A very literal translation:
"pokemon that did marriage with people was a thing that existed"
"people that did marriage with pokemon was a thing that existed"
Both species pursued each other equally.
>>27756723
The male Human can't lay eggs but the female Human are still debatable.
Remember when mods actually did their jobs and furfags were actually banned from everywhere but /b/?
>>27755747
You do realize that the porn people draw isn't representative of their entire culture, right? It's like judging the US by furry porn/conventions/lifestyle/etc. All that shit exists but it's not widely accepted there by any means.
Japan is actually pretty conservative when it comes to sex. If you visit cities that aren't Tokyo, you'll find that while they do play anime on tv, have brothels and sell "censored" porn and hentai magazines in convenience stores, the maid cafes and other big otaku pandering stuff rarely exists outside of Akihabara.
Also, if you are openly gay or are open with your weird anime fetish shit, most of the normies are going to shun you. You will never see those rainbow hair sjw people that looked like they just got off the dick float at the gay parade in Japan because that would make them a complete social pariah. While people might have really weird fetishes there, you have to keep them to yourself unless you know you're in good company.
>>27756824
there would be no /vp/ if that were the case
>>27756725
do you considered these kids as furries?
By the way. Pokémon is short for Pocket Monster. They are not Animals at all.
>>27756948
you can't pull the kids thing, if grown people dress like that they're furries, kids have a different mindset. And what you're showing is cosplay more than just dressing up, which is different too.
AND the fact you're saying pokemon aren't animals disproves the point you just made about those kids
bamp for interest
>>27756797
Is that a sense of humor, Richard?
>>27755646
>>27755707
They made it more vague in the American version, but if you look deep enough it's still there.
>>27757584
wait?!...How did you know that was me posting?
>>27757020
According to You.
Poké Maniacs are furries right?
>>27757682
Not him, but I've always thought that.
>>27757682
yes
>>27756843
Wait....furry is a lifestyle i thought it was a weird fetish
>>27757708
It's both. Just like Goth can be a lifestyle or just a fashion to someone. It depends on how far they want to go.
>>27757637
You always leave a blank line under post numbers when quoting. I don't think anyone else does that.
>>27757682
That npc always creeped me out
>>27757730
Ah okay, i knew about goth/emo but furfandom i didnt
>>27757682
For some reason this npc trainer reminds me of that verlisfag on the youtube
>>27756843
Soooo Japan is how people should behave?
I mean, it's ok to have a fetish or being gay or whatever but you don't need to make it your lifestyle and shove onto other people's faces.
Keep that to yourself, it's a private thing
>>27756948
Kids don't know any better, just like how you unsheathed a knife back in 4th grade and saying to everyone that you were a Hokage.
>>27755747
>This is the same reason why games from Japan tend to get censored when brought to the west
to be honest, this is fucking retarded... also europe is hurt by baby usa bullcrap syndrome
>>27756775
So what is the meaning of not using the single sentence of marrying each other?
>>27757880
you completely missed the point, japan is perfect example of open society, not retarded like yours...
go cry to mommy because you saw trans and gtfo, life is not for you...
>>27757951
It is to say other pokémon don't have a problem with pokémon and humans, you can date that poké daughter
>>27757758
I see.
WEW
E
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Time to go fug some pokemans
>>27757966
Take two steps outside of Akihaba and see how people treat you.
>>27757966
>japan is perfect example of open society
get a load of this guy lmao
everyone know pokemon are for sexual
>>27759236
This has been known for a while.
Anybody have that collage of canon pokephilia moments? including the colleseum lady, the sinnoh library and that one newspaper in the manga?
>>27758269
It's that time again
I'm gunna fuck that cat.
>>27759312
>>27755707
>"Long ago people and pokemon were the same so it was a normal thing"
But couldn't that be interpreted as people and Pokemon had a common ancestor and that's what's being referred to?
>>27756612
Keep telling yourself that, kiddo.
>>27759311
>>27759312
GOLD LEADER STANDING BY
>>27760574
"Last bath I'm taking with my tentacool."
TENTACOOL
>>27755646
Why does alolan Meowth look so lewd?
I don't get it, surely it isn't just the eyes.
interesting thread my friends.
>>27761692
how nice of you, everybody tried their best
>>27756948
>Kid literally dressed in a fursuit
bigachu :DD
>>27757682
Actually, yeah, that's actually exactly what they are.
>>27760591
Why she is so thick in this pic?
you guys aren't really into bestiality right? >_<
>>27763121
Not at all. Pokemon =/= animals. Fucking animals has always been a disgusting prospect to me. I would a zoroark a million times before a real dog.
>>27763121
yea,sure...
>>27755646
Did anyone ever have to know what having to do more to know what they think is the most prudent course of action?
>>27764014
What are you even saying?
>>27764014
>Did anyone ever have to know what having to do more to know what they think is the most prudent course of action?
>>27759896
That's literally what it means.
>>27755646
>sinnohfags are dogfuckers
>sinnohfoeti are furfaggots
It all comes together.
>>27763121
>>_<
Fuck off.
I wonder how many things have to go wrong in someone's life before they sexualize Pokemon.
>>27763121
bestiality implies lack of sapience. pokemon are sapient, so it's xenophilia
>>27755646
Just waiting for Boogie art.
>>27765828
Not that many, and to be honest life isn't over when that happens. Well, at least I hope it isnt.
wew
>>27756843
>Also, if you are openly gay or are open with your weird anime fetish shit, most of the normies are going to shun you. You will never see those rainbow hair sjw people that looked like they just got off the dick float at the gay parade in Japan because that would make them a complete social pariah.
This has a hell of a lot more to do with the fact that in the west, it's currently so unacceptable to be against homosexuality that even suggesting that shit like this is weird gets you shunned as a dirty homophobe.
It's insane.And I'm saying this as a gay guy who's just not into that kind of stuff