>Walking around Alola >All of a sudden these two jump you,

Lay down and accept my death.

>>27743121
"What do u want me to do Plumeria?"

>>27743121
Get into a rap battle

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>>27743121
Punch the admin in the cunt and let that perfect grunt have her way with me. I honestly can't take Plumeria seriously with that fucking hair

>>27743174
>"Nuttin' too bad, just gon' rob yo ass and maybe have a lil' extra fun witchu."

*teleport behind them*
*unsheat dual katanas*
Heh... nothing personell kiddos

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>>27743121
>grunt calls me a white boi
>is white herself

>>27743252
Yes mommy
> unzips dick

>>27743121
I though they were cheeky slavs and not wiggers.

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>>27743121

Throw out my POKéMON and use it to attack them.

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>>27743217
susaga

>>27743121
I would use 1 hand to beat them both into the ground because im a man and they are weak little females and then I would make them both my fuckmeat slaves. HAHAHAHA IT FEELS GOOD TO BE OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR TO WOMEN AMIRITE?

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>>27743352
What Pokemon?

>>27743284
>pokemon characters
>white
Do you have brain damage anon

>>27743548
> wiggers arent white

>>27743121
Grope some tiddays. If I'm going out, I'm going out touching something nice.

>>27743497
why is his head floating ?

>>27743574
>japanese game with japanese characters set in hawaii
>white
Next you're going to tell me anime characters are white.

>>27743644
They sure aren't yellow

>>27743121
>nobody gon' get hurt
>I've already been pushed to the ground and beaten

>>27743277
They'd fuckin shank u m8

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>vid related

>>27743121
>say "You bitches, are white as hell." then pull out my black micropenis

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>>27743121
cry and apologize
masturbate in the shower to the fact that women just gave me attention

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>>27743121
>*telescope behind them*
>unlatch Ka-Bar
>slice n dice
>"better check yoself foo"

>>27743121
Can't hear them because i'm deaf

>>27743121
I'd unzip my vagina in front of 'em.

>>27743644
A vast amount of anime characters are white, you retard.

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>>27743121
Inform them that need glasses for I am black. Then ask them to punish me more for it is my fetish.

>>27743850
kek

>>27743644
japs are honorary aryans m8

>>27744669
I own a few Ka-Bars, are those edgy now? I always liked em.

>>27744783
They're """white""".

To us we just assume they're white, to most nips they think they look japanese.

>>27743121
Call them faggots and then proceed to kick them in the pussy.

Ask grunt if I can serve her

>>27745070
>To us we just assume they're white, to most nips they think they look japanese.

Then Japs truly are delusional

>>27743121
>2016
>being white
*unzips BBC*
*proceeds to channel the ghost of Bill Cosby*

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>my penis used minimize

I don't fuck with dindu muffins.

Grab one of their legs and sink my teeth into it and make sure to spit all over the wound before foaming at the mouth and getting up in a flip and babbling in tongues.

>Actually getting beat up by two skinny females

>>27743956
hate when this happens to me

>>27743121
Refuse what they want but let them do what they wish to my dick and balls. Which would likely be breaking my balls

WILL YOU MARRY ME TEAM SKULL GRUNT

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>use my superior weight to catapult them both 15 feet away, knocking them unconscious from the impact
>slowly swagger over to their unconscious bodies, snickering with each step.
>pick up Plumeria by the ankle and toss her away into a pile of Rockruff poo
>glare at the perfect, flawless grunt
>"I have a bone to pick with you".wav
>pick her up with both hands starting with those hnnng thighs
>bring her to the cave of the defeated totem Mon
>"As the ancieny Alolans once said, it's time for a dicking!"
>open the cave door
>put er' on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

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>>27745491

>>27744731
You should unzip your vagina in front me

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>>27743121
>phoneposting

>>27745055
Nah I really love mine. Quality American craftsmanship

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>>27743332
>mommy

DD/LG is bad enough, we don't need more of this shit

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>>27743121
Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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I NEED a "Dating a Team Skull Grunt" comic please guys

>>27746640
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

Tell them i'll join them but only if they become my wives.

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>greninja you take the one on the left i take the one on the right.

>>27744656
this to be sadly honest with you

if a woman gave me attention, fictional or otherwise, i masturbate

>>27747362
A boy-wife is called a husband anon

>>27743284
>that
>white
Get your eyes checked.

>>27745070
No, they're actually white. There's stylistic cues for ethnicity in anime. Holy fuck, you are a retard.

>>27743121
Use my superior man-power to wrestle them onto the ground.
Then i'll pull out a bunch of ultraballs and steal their pokemon. Team Rocket blasting off again, bitch.

>>27746616
Underrated post

>>27743121
We made eye contact! That means we have to battle!

Go! Roothoot!

>>27743121
"Actually I'm black miss"

>>27746640
Whenever that korean dude gets off military duty

>>27743121

Oh yeah... Hit me more! I'm gonna...

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>>27743121
I'm down for whatever as long as they don't try to steal my Pokemon.

Ask Plumeria if I can keep the grunt if I'm good. I'll treat her well, I promise!

>>27749144
Gonna what?

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Shoot the both of 'em with this bad boy and leave, I've got better things to do then let two dried-up skanks get the better of me.

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>>27743121
WTF WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM

>Not giving these ladies the time of their life, getting made Plumeria's personal sex toy and living a life of gang-luxury wile constantly drowning in Skull Grunt and Plumeria pussy.

>>27743121

Dispense my own brand of justice

>>27743121
Sorry ladies but you knocked me down and made me drop my MONSTER CONDOM that I use on my MAGNUM DONG.

I muscle them down and rape them
shouldn't have turned me on with their sado bullshit

>>27750834
Heh.
Then they make you show them your "monster dong" and make fun of you when it's not that big. Eventually they tease you so much that you pin one of them down and fuck them while she screams in pleasure. The other one is in shock, but recovers and joins in for the fun.

If I could draw, I'd make doujiins.

>>27750107
underrated

>>27750056

Cum

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>>27750911
If I was a good writer I'd make my own doujins.

>>27751277
We should team up.

>>27751302
That'd be actually kinda cool. We could rule the world!

...but I'm black.
Also, I would fucking glaze Plumeria's donut.

>>27747604
You're so naive...

>>27751423
Yeah! Too bad I have work.

>>27751577
And female grunts' too.

Call the cops :^)

>>27751767
Cops were corrupt. Now you only get to watch.

>>27751685
Same. Good luck to the both of us anon.

>>27751876
Thanks, and good luck to you as well.

>>27747362

That one almost got by.

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Get up and walk away cause I have Pokemon to catch

>>27743121
first of all they're like what 18 at best, second of all I'm 24 years old, 6'4''and nearly 300 lbs. and this isn't counting we'd be in the pokemon world where I have a team of pokemon that even one could sweep them 6 times over.

I stand up, tell them to fuck off and walk away, and if that doesn't work I beat them into a coma fuck them till they bleed and leave them for dead, or chuck them in the ocean.

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>>27743121
Ask them if they are black, white, or japanese so we can avoid a generation of bad bait in pokegirl threads

>>27753588
Careful with that edge, you'll prick your finger

>>27743332
Hehe, shouldn't have let your guard down
>unzips katana

>>27753668
*teleports dick behind u*

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>>27746385

>>27743385
Calm down there, land whale.

>>27745544
Jokes on you i bet it has a swampy rotten fish smell because 90% of girls here are landwhales

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>>27743644
>japanese characters

>>27745055
Yeah theyre edgy now so the rules are that you have to stop liking them

>>27756401
Holy shit, this reaction image is amazing. It looks like the real one.

>>27743121
Watch aS they kick and stomp on the log disguised as you from a moderate distance and chuckle to yourself.

Stupid Alolans.

Cry out for mummy
Mum tramples her way like an elephant to save me
"Looks like we have some naughty girls"
Mummy picks them up and pulls their pants down over her knee.
Mummy spanks them as I watch.
They cry from Mummy's spankings.
Thank you Mummy, I say out loud as I begin playing with myself.
Mummy kisses me, "Be a good boy and make Cummies for Mummy"
Make cummies and shoot in their faces.
Uh oh mummy, I have to make poo poo.
Mummy makes them squat and open their mouths as I make poo poo and pee pee in their mouths.
"Swallow it or there will be more spankings".
They swallow my pee pee poo poo cummies with tears in their eyes as I play with myself again.
Mummy picks me up.
"Don't ever bully my son again".
They run away crying and Mummy breastfeeds me for being a good boy.

>>27743121

GO ROWLET! USE BLOOM DOOM

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>Walking around Alola
>All of a sudden ya boy jumps you, and pushes you to the ground, repeatedly kicking you and punching you
>"Ayo whatchu lookin' at lil' white boi?" Guzma says
>"Do what I say n nobody gon' get hurt aight?"

>>27743121
>d-dozo

>>27743121
yell out WE

>>27746640
TWO YEARS
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