I can't believe Ballio is not real, holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from today's corocoro. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Ballio not real? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Poopmaid is real. I want a future to believe in. I want Ballio to wreck the shit of VGC and OU and become S+ rank in Ubers. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Popplio had a clown theme???? This is so fucked.
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>>27676256
A humorous read OP, thanks
Also, Ballio is a shit design. Git gud
>>27676256
Why did you cucks decide to name it ballio? It was a god damn psycho clown seal and you all decided to give it the laziest name possible.
Tell that bitch
>>27676256
serves your bitch mom right for not bringing you chicken tendies instead.
>>27676295
A lazy name for a lazy design, makes sense.
>>27676256
Thanks for this copypasta fampai
>tfw I'm out of gbp
REEEEEEEEEEE, I need my Tendies!
Ballio is a more realistic final evolution for Popplio, why would they drop the ball by discarding Popplio's important clown theme for no reason?
>>27677038
>the clown meme
Lmao this is almost as good as the real life example of a guy on NeoGaf breaking down because the Nintendo 2015 E3 conference was disappointing.
Here's the link to the article, which contains a link to the original post, for a couple of laughs.
http://bgr.com/2015/06/17/e3-2015-nintendo-ceo-apology/
>>27676256
I love this pasta so much
>>27676256
>>27677038
the clown theme isn't particularly bad, but Ballio looks like ass, this isn't up for debate
its going to be so hilarious when Ballio turns out to be real and the denialfags end up killing themselves
>>27676256
>>27676399
>le ebin GBP roleplaying
>posting le reddit chalk man and tumblr frog in 2016
go back to KYM
>>27677284
>BitchFeed
Cuck.
>>27676318
Chicken nuggets and chicken tenders are the same thing you retarded shit stain
>>27677349
They use GBP in UK. Figures those socialist bastards would encourage the NEET lifestyle.
You can tell the newfags apart in this thread, as they cannot recognize copypasta.