>not a rock type
>found in the wild
>didn't come released in a pair
>vaguely trilobite shaped
>H-hey guys I think Wimpod is our new fossil Pokemon!
Just fucking kill me. How can people be this clueless and unable to put two and two together?
>>27674540
Is that what it's based off of? It's kinda cute, is it poisonous?
>>27674579
Wimpod is a horseshoe crab
>>27674579
Yea, and other isopods like the wharf roach. They're not poisonous, but some of them are gross and parasitic, so I don't suggest googling them if you're squeamish.
>>27674636
No it's not, stop meming.
Though people should know by now that not all prehistoric looking pokemon are Fossil pokemon.
>>27674636
Horshoe crabs are predators, they're more like spiders and scorpions. Wimpod is a garbage eating coward like smaller crustaceans and its German and French names have lice/louse in their names. Like sea louse/lice(also isopods and copepods).
>>27674668
But horseshoe crabs are alive and roaming the oceans today.
>>27674579
>>27674636
>>27674668
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>>27675236
Didn't we already establish that it's a Wharf Roach?
>>27675261
Yea but some people still believe its a horseshoe crab just because its vaguely dome-like. Also, wharf roaches are garbage eating crustaceans because they're isopods.
>>27674684
>Wimpod is a garbage eating coward like the French
Ftfy