>sandcastles are illegal on most public Hawaiian beaches

Redlettermedia keeps me from killing myself.

>>27662396
>sandcastles are illegal

Does Hawaii hate fun?

>>27662396
Really? Why?

>>27662396
How to make me hate Hawaii in 5 seconds 101

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>>27662396
>google sandcastles are illegal in hawaii
>this thread is the first result
fuck off retard liar

>search 'hawaii illegal sandcastle'
>first result is for a sandcastle contest in hawaii
>2nd result is this thread

stop lying retard

>>27662396
5/10, got me to search it.
https://hawaiisandcastle.com

>ITT peojple who have never been to hawaii but will believe whatever they read on the internet

>>27662396
wtf i hate hawaii now

There is nothing fun about sand castles. You sit there in the sand, getting sand up every crevice in your body while you get bit by sand fleas. They also ruin walking paths. Any place that has them banned is a must visit IMO

>>27662601
>saying something that isn't true
>going places for frivolity

>>27662775
You need to go back.

You caught a few. GG

>>27662775
>I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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>>27662396
>shitposting is against 4chan rules
>make a shitpost thread

>Hey mom I posted it again!

>>27662396
Hawai'ian here. He's right, sandcastles are banned. Also the sun is too hot, the water gets in your eyes, the fish are poisonous, and the food tastes terrible. It's just an awful place really, please don't come over here anymore. If you are a tourist planning a trip to Hawai'i, stop.

>>27662396
Bravo, almost made me look it up.

>Being this desperate to start a meme
Fuck you and your forced meme, you realize this is why no one liked you at school right?

>>27663461
Source: John Hawaii

>>27662498
god I just fucking love me some sandcastles gunna shove em up my butt

>>27662435
>Mike makes an amazing burn at Max Landis in the recent Suicide Squad review
>instead of moving on like he does after sufficiently roasting anyone else he quickly adds "jk Max, we love ya. Come back and watch movies with us again sometime"
I hate Landis, he spoiled everything.

>>27663461
>Hawai'ian here
Locals would never spell it like that, liar

t. actual Hawaii resident