>"LOL I can't believe they actually did this. Guess

>>27658399
the sandcastle isnt bad.
> Ghost sand = quicksand
it's actually pretty neat.

>>27658399
whatashittypost!terriblymeme'd,myfriend.png

>>27658399
If they ever do something stupid like a magnet or a pokeball, I'll quit Pokemon.

>>27658568
they did two magnet mons already
>one of them is considered to be a compass... dont believe the lies

>>27658399
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Pokemon thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "shitty" new pokemon design, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a children's game. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic, shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IT'S JUST A FUCKING SANDCASTLE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>27658500

No only that, but making a haunted castle a sandcastle in a region like Alola is genius

I like the concept, not the execution

If the two towers move like arms and his mouth moves il like it a lot more

>>27658622
kek this pasta always gets me, it's probably true though.

>>27658399
the castle will look good in 3d but I hate the panda pre evo so much, i know its a puppet but holy shit thats some ugly mouth

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>>27658821
Oh, God, I'm glad I'm not the only one. The water baby head, gross proportions, disconnected ears, and borderline flesh beak are fucking disgusting. Hate it hate it hate it.

>>27658694
Given how that one tower is bending as it is, I'm going to gamble that those are indeed arms.

>>27658619
Top b8 m9