> Shitting on Probopass > Shitting on Vanilluxe > Shitting

this sandcastle is awesome
not everything needs to be garchomp (PBUH)

>>27646514
I dont like the eyes on the second evolution. Needs to be bigger but its a fun ass design. And why are this rregion's pokemon so fucking dangerous.

kek people get so triggered by inanimate objects as pokemon

Probopass and Garbodor deserve to be shit on.

>>27646514
those are literraly yokai watch tier designs

>>27646514
duuuuuh we only want generic Pokemon based on animals, but only the right kind of generic duuuh

I was shitting on it until I saw the little image of it swallowing up pikachu that shit is hilarious. Still don't like its 2nd form tho

>>27646574
That's a good thing then

>>27646572
I'm pretty sure the latter would actually appreciate it.

>>27646585
But not an animal thats already been done before, thats bad. Everyone knows there cant be TWO cat pokemon.

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>>27646514

>Go to Alola on vacation.
>See a friendly mascot bear in the distance.
>Yell out to it.
>This big seven foot tall behemoth charges at me and nearly mauls me to death in a bear hug.

>Go to the beach later to calm down.
>Find a really well-crafted sand castle on the beach and decide to check it out.
>It fucking grabs me and sucks me down into the earth.
>Suffocates me to death by filling my lungs with sand.
>Thanks Alola.

Hawaii my ass, this place is shaping up to be the Pokemon Australia people always wanted.

>>27646572
> Shitting on windrose Moai head
> Shitting on enviromental critique

No, they don't deserve it.

Ha ha. Made me lol. Is it ghost/ground?

I like it. Not in an omg this is a powerful beast sort of way. It's probably ass. But in a. This looks like a fun thing to collect for the dex. I hope it evolves in an interesting way.

>>27646514
>tfw the child-eating sandcastle was leaked on Vore Day
It's like poetry.

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>>27646514
>>27646574
Reminder that we could have it much much worse

>>27646650
Shut up retard you are the same guy who spams that stupid ass image of good gen 1 designs as shit designs

>>27646650
Any of these would have been better rather than mom's sand castle

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>>27646650
>implying you wouldn't want to train this

>>27646764
Color the skin blue and it would be a cute ice type

>>27646635
Topu Keko

>>27646764
I'd rather a Froslass.

>>27646650

I literally think I'd rather have yokai. Sandcastle is my most hated pokemon of all time now. This is fucking worse than klefki

I like it.

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>all these YW apologists
Fuck off back to /vg/ or whatever board your general is.

>>27646914
I'd rather Fukubihime FUCKING Froslass

>>27646514
I bet this was designed by that british guy.

Seriously, why did nipponese allow the british guy into the building? keep it pure damn

>>27646650
is that thing on the top right literally an assface?

>Deceptive ground type that looks like a sand castle and swallows shit into the sand
>Murderous ghost type disguised as innocent pikachu
>Cute bear that crushes people to death
>Lizard capable of taking over people's minds to do their bidding
Alola is fucking dangerous

>>27647039
What which lizard? The poison one?

>>27646979
At least we don't dig up trenches on that he beach and sit in them with a sturmgewehr

>>27647045
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>>27647059
What a slut

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>>27646533
>garchomp (PBUH)

>>27646635
Underrated post

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So did this list get btfo?

>>27646635
Holy shit it all makes sense now

>>27646645
>enviromental critique
it's a fucking pile of garbage in a kid's game with a retarded face. get over it.

>>27646514
Al of those are really fucking shit designs though. To Sandcastle's defense it's the least shit among them.

>>27646514
This should have been an alolan Grimer

Guys this is fake....

It looks nothing like the other leaked pages also look at that hugbear first stage. GF would never put out something like that

I love the sandcastle.

>>27647494
Screen on it

sand castle is fucking desertman.exe

its rad as fuck, fuck normies and their shit taste

>>27647506
my nigga

>>27647039
WELCOME TO ALOLA MOTHERFUCKER

>>27646514
Sandcastle is one of the best mimic pokemon I've seen.

>Voltrobfags btfo

i feel like the sandcastle pokemon is a reference to things that happen at beaches where you have someone who digs a large hole at the beach and then has the walls collapse in on them, successfully killing person due to suffocation, unless saved. It's incredibly dark, like ghost pokemon should be.

>>27647331
yes

>>27647331
>Softle
>Panquake

I'm still sitting on the fence. Soft + castle = softle
What's Pan then? pan + earthquake = panquake

>>27647494
>fake
>it's on fucking serebii

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>>27646514
So on Alola, you can have haunted sand in your vagina, that's horrible!

>>27647371
Doesn't change the fact that it's environmental critique.

Vanillite a cutie and klefki looks ok to me.

>>27647620
It's more likely than you think

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>>27646514
Landcastle sucks! SUCKS!

>>27647620
S-sauce

>>27646764
they literally just copied Lucina, I knew Yokai Watch was shit but god damn

>>27646514
I like it because it disproves the "dex leaks" which proved the shitty chinese starters.

Everything possible again now. Balio is real.

>>27647371
tell that to the people who think they are artistic experts and constantly critique its design like they know what they are talking about. it's a trash monster in a kid's game, nothing wrong with that and if you have a problem with that then you need to stop being such a tightly wound bore

>>27647674
Google say Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose

>>27646514
I like sandcastle. I'm pretty indifferent about the others though. Never really liked the designs (Vanilluxe was probably best out of them though), but never outright hated them. I hope everything that has been shown isn't the best Alola has to offer though. I'm pretty hyped because I like pretty much all the designs so far (excluding Baracat if it's real).

>tfw like Vanilluxe line
>tfw like sandcastle mon
>sandcastle will be the new bully target
It hurts

>>27646514
i dont like the random pink and blue pastel chunks in garbodor and i dont like the pink and pastel blue shells? i guess? in this.

>anyone hating on the sandcastle

Literally my favorite new pokemon revealed right besides the fire/poison lizard

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>>27648020
This

My favorite gen is gen 1 but I always love all the jokey, fun pokemon. I unironically love booboo keys too.

I think pokemon designs throughout all games are pretty consistently good. I just don't like a lot of gen 4 new evos and some mega pokemon designs are lacking.

>>27646831
This.

But then again I want more humanoid Pokemon, so what do I know?

>>27646514
All of them are better than generic the furries and dragons that many people are wanting

This mixers of simple, over-detailed, good and bad designs is what give life to the Pokémon world. Anyone who can't appreciate that is just is downright stupid.

>>27648409
*mixture
ftfy

>>27646514
Muk

None of those mentioned in the OP are half as bad as this

>>27648429
What is it?

>>27647598
You just confirmed yourself as the dumbest person on /vp/ by a long way.

>>27646514
Good tier - Probopass
Okay tier - Vanilluxe, Garbodor
Shit tier - Klefki, sandcastle
Bruxish is still the worst Alola Pokemon but holy shit.

>>27647598
Are you retarded?

>>27646572
Nope. Probopass is an interesting design, and Garbodor is a fucking kaiju made of pollution.