HEY I KNOW, I'VE ALREADY RIPPED THE SKULL OFF THE BODY OF

>>27645338
MOM WOULD'VE FREAKED!

Since it's a ghost type wouldn't it mean that this is the actual mom

>>27645338
I'm guessing Alolan Cubone will be pure Fire-type, practicing its skills but not gaining spiritual powers until it evolves.

>>27645338
Why does it look so malnourished? and why is that skull so big?

A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE

BECAUSE IT WAS HER FACE BUT IT'S FUCKING MINE NOW BITCH

I kind of get the vibe that this represents the mom. Now that's it's ghost type, i mean.

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Well it looks a lot cooler than lugging around one of these.

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>>27645338
>>27645450

>>27645338
I'M DEAD NOW
TIME TO DO TRADITIONAL GHOST THINGS LIKE SETTING SHIT ON FIRE

I guess not every Alola form can be god-tier.
Oh well.

>Alolan Marowak
>It isn't Kangaskan
BTFO

>>27645445
It's Ghost/Fire. It might lose some of the bulk of being a ground type for a more gaunt appearance. The skull looks bigger due to the rest of him being thinner proportionally.

Common Marowaks wear the skull of their mother

Alolan Marowaks wear the SOUL of their mothers.

>>27645412
>>27645453
Then who was skull?

>>27645484
What's the original picture that edit is traced from?

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>>27645665
Mmm pasta

>>27645686
The skull is just a naturally generated anatomical feature, the whole "wearing mommy bones" thing is just the usual pokédex bullshit.

>>27645338
10/10 would train

>>27645665
great post, fella!

>>27645686
The mom's mom

>>27645338
Literally my mother's femur

HMM I WONDER IF MOM WANTED TO BE CREMATED? HERE YOU GO, MOM. I LOVE YOU

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>>27645665
>/pol/
>talent
Audible kek

>>27645338
GIVE HER BACK
GIVE
HER
BACK

>>27645721
pokedex is always correct. everything else is secondary

>>27645665
This leak is real, numbnuts.

>>27645621
Post YFW alolan kang is male!?

>>27645762
There you fucking go posting that shit again. Again and again and again... It's every thread with you. Every. Single. Thread. WOW you sure showed me! Fucking lol oh my god dude you're literally the one who knows what's best for this place. There is honestly nothing I could have posted that would have been a better response than yours. HEY LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND THE GUY WHO'S GONNA SAVE US FROM THE SHITPOSTING. THIS IS THE GUY WHO'S GONNA SOLVE ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS. Please keep responding with that same nonsense thinking that's going to stop or change anything because you're so smart that you thought up of such a perfect response to this. You honestly think that will do anything? You stupid fucking insufferable cunt? Do you really think you're that fucking funny? Do you honestly believe autistically posting that every time you see this that it will stop? You're absolutely fucking delusional dude. Can't you go at least one thread without responding to this meme? You're an absolute joke. I already know your whole story just by reading such a simplistic post such as that one that you're an absolute loser with absolutely nothing better to do. I already know that your room is an absolute mess reeking of your semen and disgusting neckbeard odor just by reading that stupid, moronic, and pathetic post like that. Most people aspire to become astronomers, doctors, contributing members of society, but you, you just spend all day sitting on your fat ass that's smeared in your own shit waiting for posts like these to give your life any sort of meaning. Well I hope you're happy, because this is your fucking life. This is all that you fucking do; shitpost. Have a nice life ass hole.

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>>27645688
It's from this brazilian video/meme of a woman that finds her "sweet, docile" lost cat in a TV show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwDxFRa3s4I

>>27645745
Whether you like /pol/ or not, they have some of the best meme makers on this site.

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>>27645762
Game Freak is making fake leaks for their own game.

Okay.

>>27645758
Explain how my shiny Cubone and its 450 brothers share the same mother (who also happens to actually be a father who fucked a Ditto this whole time) then.

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>>27645807
I won't argue with that

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>>27645412
>>27645686

>>27645804
Thank you senpai I wasn't expecting someone to actually deliver. As a catfag that video kinda saddened me desu.

>>27645873
MY MOMMA TOLD ME SON

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>>27645926
ALWAYS BE A GOOD BOY DON'T EVER PLAY WITH GUNS

Johnny Blaze confirmed

>>27645955
BUT I SHOT A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE

>>27645998
DADDY SANG BASS

Clearly the inspiration is based off Hawai'ian flame throwers. I am way too fucking okay with this.

>>27645998
AND WHEN I HEAR THAT TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING I HANG MY HEAD AND CRY

>>27645841
That has nothing to do with the pokedex.

That is gameplay shit

>>27645873
>>27645903
>>27645926

You guys can't hide your love for MCR behind irony.

...You'd have to be gay to not like MCR

>>27645686
The father

Cubone has NO parents.

>>27646046
I'm not going to say your name, Richard.

>>27645965
Fuck you. Now I'm catching an Alolan Cubone and naming him Ghost Rider.

>>27646060
I was singing johnny cash, I dunno about the other guy

>>27645412
No, this is the Ghost of the Mothers. So in reality, this is what we fought in the Pokemon Tower and what all female Cubone/Marowak become if they have babies.

Why do they so hate Ground type? don't take our Ground pokemon you fuckers

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>>27646082
My nigga thats the plan

>>27646085
Then explain how every female Marowak prior to this gen was Ground Type. The influence in this design has more to do with Hawaiian flame throwers than Cubone's mother, though it clearly has a slight influence in the design, due to the Ghost Typing.

>>27646105
Hey.. at least we have a sandcastle.

>>27646082
I'm going to name mine Nicolas Cage.

>>27646155
Those Marowaks didn't have babies and therefore didn't die canonically. Being able to breed them is just a gameplay mechanic. The one exception is Pokemon Tower Marowak and its clearly been retconned now to be Alolan Marowak.

>>27645926
First time I heard that song was a Macy Gray cover.
I didn't even know it was a cover att.

>>27646082
>not mephisto
>not blackheart

>>27645739
*Humerus
Marowak's legs are too short for it to be a femur

>>27645338
THE BEST FORM AND POKEMON EVER

>>27645338
Will he still be able to use Thick Club?

>>27646445
Same species, so probably. What matters is if it's still a physical attacker or not

>>27645338
I guess we know what Pokemon every Team Skull grunt will be using.

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>>27645338

Alolan Marowak is also skinnier than the regular Marowak

>>27645902
The sudden noise made the cat panic. Cats aren't big fans of dozens of people clapping in their faces.

>>27646497
Regular marowak looks fat in comparison

PREDICTIONS GO

>fire moves
-Fire Punch
-Flamethrower
-Fire Blast
-Incinerate

Ghost moves
-

New moves guaranteed

Do you want physical (thick club makes me think yes) or a special marowak this time around?

What new moves?
-Flame Charge
-Flare Blitz (If it keeps rock head)
-Flare blitz anyway because >physical fire moves
-Will-o-wisp

Ghost
-Phantom Force
-Shadow Claw
-A brand new ghost move considering the ghost love this gen
-Shadow sneak (finally priority)

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>>27646550
are you kidding? Alolan marowak looks like a fucking twink. It looks like it can barely hold up the giant skull on its head

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>>27646705
That makes no sense.
Cosby was the one receiving the head.

>>27646076

It's pretty obvious that gameplay mechanics aren't accurate to how things actually work in-universe.

Do you also believe that Kangaskhan are born fully-grown with babies in their pouches, or that Vulpix is born with all six of its tails?

In-universe, Pokemon are born as helpless babies.

>>27645573
Yeah, it's a shame about Alola Meowth. Hyped for this one though.

>>27645338
So this is the ace mon of the Fire trial leader. Aill all the trial leaders use Alolan forms?

>>27646568

please respond

>>27646765
I wouldn't say they're born as helpless babies, but definitely smaller in size (Lapras, for example).

is there any real life animal who has their bones sticking out or visible at all?

>>27647097
There's a species of frog in the rainforest that will break its bones through its skin as a defense mechanism to fight off predators but that shit ain't the norm.

>>27646568
That typing is favouring Sp.A variant better because it could use solid Shadow Ball/Fire Blast combo.

On physical side it can use Flare Blitz (very solid with Rock Head if it keeps it). The problem is with second stab (ghost). Shadow Claw has shit BP only 70 and Phantom Force is too unreliable. If it stays physical there'll be a problem unless they make 90BP ghost move that is reliable.

>>27647177

It'd just be a slower worse chandelure at that point.

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>>27647097
Don't think so, unless you count exoskeletons.

Closest thing there is to "how does this pokemon always have X thing" is the pom pom crab.

Literally Kurosaki Ichigo : The pokemon

>>27647182
We don't know stats distribution yet.

I'd like it to be physical but lack high BP physical ghost moves is depressing.

What do you think?

>>27647276

I absolutely want it to get Flare blitz/shadow sneak/flame charge

Blitz
Bonemerang
Sneak
Tpunch/stone edge/knock off/iron head

Flame Charge
Blitz
T punch/knock off/iron head/stone edge
Bonemerang


Move some def into Speed

And I'd really like it to get Rattled as an ability

>>27647346
I'm not sure about shadow sneak. It might be better to get Knock off on him for the sake of coverage (regular Marowak learns it).

If they pump his speed to 80 it won't need shadow sneak.

Flare Blitz
Knock off
ThunderPunch
Boomerang

What do you think about best stat distribution?

80 speed, 100 attack and rest doesn't matter.

Genwunners btfo

>>27647097
Deer, their antler are made of bone.

>>27647423

If stats stay the same bst

HP : 60
Atk : 80
Def : 80
Spa : 50
Sdef : 70
Spe : 85

Minor changes, then either rattled or a new version of sticky hold, but I doubt it will be surviving any knock offs

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>>27647193
Hell Verse Ichigo to be exact

>>27646726
Probably because its fucking dead

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>>27645800
I was going to sleep but eh, I have nothing better to do and this level of butthurt is a gift. Night /vp/