In honor of football "starting" up today, let's make a football thread.
>Favorite team
>Favorite Pokémon
>What position would it play
>Predict your team's record
>>27609144
>favourite Team
Manchester United
>favorite Pokemon
Mamoswine
>>27609144
>Favorite team
New England Patriots
>Favorite Pokemon
Drifblim
>What position would it play
Ball Deflator
>>27609233
Football, not fagball (soccer).
>>27609383
You mean handegg then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBDgqBA7vrc
>will never not be funny
>>27609474
>Not knowing that soccer was the original UK term
Wew
Tennessee Titans
Scyther
Defensive End in a 52 set
0-16
I was actually working with a 19yo and asked him if he remembered when the Titans war good.
He said no
>>27609603
Hey, things are looking up! Mariota was so good last year, and as a Cowboys fan I believe Murray can be great again.
>>27609695
Oh I'm eternally optimistic just cuz I came up with Eddie, Air McNair, Wycheck, Mason, Rolle, Bulluck and Bishop.
>Packers
>Gyarados
>Probably defensive tackle?
>19-0 and win the owl
>>27609695
Also, I live in central Ohio at the moment.
Elliot is the truth. Y'all r gunna bounce back strong.
>>27609603
Fuck off, I'm a Bills fan and no one has had it worse than us.
>>27609925
Music City Miracle still stings, does it?
Browns
Arceus
Every position
8-8
>team
aints
>pokemon
arcanine
>position
DE
>record
8-8
>>27609953
Well that was 17 years ago and we haven't been to the playoffs sinceand it was a fucking forward lateral that should have been called backso yes I'm still mad.
>>27609144
>Favorite team
Baltimore Ravens
>Favorite Pokémon
Honchkrow
>What position would it play
Dunno, probably get cut by beating his wife
>Predict your team's record
10-6 if everyone gets healthy
Arizona Cardinals
Gengar
It would probably work out at Linebacker or Safety
Cardinals have improved their record every season under Arians so I'll be guessing 14-2 this season
>>27609984
Well, I'd say that you're cancer but youd Probably enjoy slowly gestating in Jim Kelly's naughty bits
>>27610010
I really wanna see the Cards do well. Palmer n Fitz deserve rings. And Peterson is just a FREAK.
>>27609144
Colts
Alakazam
Quarterback
9-7 and out of the playoffs
Cowboys
Lucario
Probably a shut down corner
Assuming Romo stays healthy, 13-3. We've got an easy schedule this year.
>>27609144
>Favorite team
Barcelona
>Favorite Pokémon
It's hard to choose just one. Maybe Mawile.
I don't really know anything about American Hand Egg.
Bump.
Pls I'm lonely and bored.
I buted a few times, go to spee bro.
>>27609144
>Implying rest of world watch American SoftRugby
>Favorite Team
Boca Juniors
>Favorite Pokémon
Breloom
>What position would it play
False 5
>Predict your team's record
"La pechea" in SuperLiga Argentina 16/17, and not qualified for Copa Libertadores 2018
>>27609144
>Handegg
That said:
>Favorite team
The Fluffya Giggles
>Favorite Pokemon
Darmanitan or Genwar
>Position
...offensive line?
>Predict your team's record
Wew/Lad;_;
>>27611340
*Fluffya Iggles
*Gengar
>>27609749
No mention of the beastjevon kearse
Patriots
Ledian
Kick Returner
>>27611491
Oh and probably a 12-4 record like the patriots almost every year
>>27611415
>implying he was Shit after winning ROTY
And it's The FREAK by the way
>team
San Diego Chargers
>favorite
Plusle
>Position
Mascot. Otherwise, RB
>Record
3-13. Optimistically 9-7
Atlanta Falcons
Alakazam
Quarterback
9-7
Love it, guys! Keep it coming!
Let's expand:
>Least favorite/rival team
>Any predictions for the season at all
Also, any shit talk?