>it's a "quadrupedal starter becomes bipedal and

Frogposters should be euthanized.

>It's a "People pretend middle stages don't exist" episode

>>27570150
>proving OP's point

JUST

Name three instances.

>>27570867
Tepi
Litten
Fennekin

>>27570150
50$ say its super hairy and/or fat

>>27570913
How do Tepig, Litten, and Fennekin look nothing like their final forms?
Tepig stands up and gets fat.
Litten stands up and takes steroids.
Fennekin stands up and grows a robe.

>>27570913
Wrong
Wrong
and Wrong

Funnily enough the only Pokemon that follow the whole "looks nothing like the previous forms" never switch from being bipeds or quadrupeds for example
Torterra
Chesnaught
Empoleon

>>27570960
>Litten2 gets hit with the fat stick and becomes a big round ball of fur, similar to a bomb in shape
>everyone makes fun of it
>Litten2's building anger from the mockery makes it literally explode into a giant angry tiger Hulk Hogan.

Why the fuck does 2 bipedal or standing on all fours matter?

>>27571152
Because on the spectrum like this

[animal]-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-[furry bait]

Most sensible people tend to prefer their Pokemon to fall on the 0-5 range. The legendary scale is a bit different, just replace [furry bait] with [mecha anime crossover] and for some reason people seem to be able to tolerate up to about a 7 on that scale.

Fire starters are usually firmly out of the appropriate range, and being nonsensically bi-pedal is a part of the equation.

File: 1365130370254s.jpg (7KB, 250x242px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 250x242px

>3 generations of shitty starters in a row

Why do they look so shitty? They are looking more and more like really bad megaman x villains

>>27569879
can we please make this shit ban worthy its reaching goodra levels of annoying

>tfw only gens 1 and 4 had good starter designs

>>27571372
and the fake leaks too.

>>27571376
>4
Yolks

File: 1441280433786.png (27KB, 737x404px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 737x404px

>>27569879
>it's a "bipedal starter becomes quadrupedal and looks nothing like it's original form" episode

>>27571376

>1
>not 3

>he prefers literally my mom's turtle and dragon to Sceptile and Swampert

shit taste

File: tumblr_inline_n30cefp2Ud1raovf8.gif (281KB, 490x378px)

281KB, 490x378px

>>27571376
FUCKING THIS. You have great taste Phamalama

File: 5700826+_21f6faf63491f26529ec447c24381777.jpg (16KB, 351x329px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 351x329px

>>27571776
If your mom played gen 1 then you're definitely not old enough to be on this site. Now go finish up your spelling homework before school starts and take your shit taste with you, family.

>>27571941

>A TURTLE WIT CANONS ON ITS BACK!! OMG SO COOL. LETS JUST COMPLETELY DISMISS THE PREVIOUS EVOLUTIONS, GUNS ARE COOL.
>itjustgetsbigger.jpg