If you could replace only one species of a real-life animal (or

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>>27532825

I would replace wasps with Beedrill. Fuck all of you.

I am going to replace isis members with voltorbs

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>>27532825
Replace scorpions with gliscors. Life would be wonderful with my pet scorpion bat, we'd fly all over the world, each weekend to a new place. I love gliscor.

>>27532980

Anon, I'm honestly getting kind of worried about you, this obsession isn't healthy. I think you might be outstripping Conkeldurr-anon in terms of creepiness.

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>>27532997
Leave me alone, I'll love and adore my scorpion bat as much as I want! Nobody understands our bond...

I just think if instead of having creepy scorpions, we had giant friendly bats life would be better

>>27532825
I'd replace dragons with Execgutors

>>27532825
replace humans with typhlosions

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Replace cats with Luchalitten

>>27533087
I can imagine old english dragon slayer stories with the mighty warrior fighting the palm tree to save the princess

I replace me with Golduck

I'll replace rabbits with Loppunies.
Because I'm a piece of breathing shit.

>>27533489
Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure the litten and gliscor guys had the same idea

>>27533578
I have a similar idea as well

Replace snakes with Serperior

>>27533063
but they wouldn't be friendly in real life

those things would be at the top of the food chain easily

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>>27533694
They'd be friendly. You just have to be nice to them, since they'd have human-level inteligence. It'd be a nice buddy to have.

>not replacing god with arceus
*tips fedora*

I replace bananas with Tropius

>replace shit with grimer
hehehe

I replace niggers with Scrafty

ITT: zoophiles in denial

We all are Machop now

Replace moths with Volcarona.
Remove pests, get awesome giant fire bugs.

>>27532825
Replace flies with Cutiefly.

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>>27534583
TSUUUUUUUUU!?

>>27533962
At least Scrafty can be tamed.

>>27533893
>india goes up in flames as grimer and muk overrun their country and turns it into an inhospitable wasteland

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>>27533962
Kek

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replace goldfish with FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!

>>27532825
Replace flies with Flygon.

>>27533194
NO NO STOP

Replace everything with Dittos

>>27533880
>Replace horse with Arceus
>Obtain god Pokemon
>Arceus creates other pokemon
>Loopholes

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>>27532872

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I REPLACE GIRLS WITH GARDEVOIR

I dunno, I'd probably pick something legendary that could help un fuck the world or something. One of those water purifying pokemon or plant growing pokemon,

>>27540038
>They are still visibly repulsed by you and whisper and laugh when you pass by, except now they can make your head explode with just a thought if they wanted to

>>27540087
But they're also non-sapient, so at least he'll be dealing with someone on his level of discourse.

>>27540038
>Half of the girls are now girls (male)
Sign me the fuck up

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Replace all Heracleum sosnowskyi and other massing and annoing weeds with lilligants.

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eevees ofc

>>27536511
>India goes up in flames as grimer and muk overrun their country and turns it into India.

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>>27538001
YES. WE GET FIGHTING KITTIES FOREVER.

>>27533962

>>>/pol/