>you guys want a water/fairy mermaid? Fine. But we're

Mermaids are inherently unfuckable.

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>>27523752
>But we're designing it in such a way that it would be difficult to imagine having sex with it in any way.
Considering the amount of people who already want to fuck it, they failed spectacularly.

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>>27523752

Good thing I don't want to sexualize it.

>>27523795
>what are blowjobs
>what are boobjobs
>what are handjobs

Damn, son.

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>>27523752
>>27523795
It's called a dolphin, and their magical vibrating vagina.

>>27523827
>what are blowjobs
nose is in the way

>what are boobjobs
it has none

>what are handjobs
you call those hands?

Artists will just put the vag below the spikes and it will have to be fucked doggy style.

>>27523841
You could just run your dick all over it.

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>>27523752
It's my PokeWaifu. I'm in love

>>27523841
It's better than a handjob. Imagine how slippery and wet those flippers would be.

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>>27523752
>difficult imagining
>literally anime series who's core plot point is doing just that

>>27523834
Aw, why waste an IP on that?

>>27523827
not sex, if that was your question

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>>27523865
>doggystyle
That seems anatomically impossible. Certainly you mean missionary, correct?

>>27523752
>implying I'm having any trouble imagining fucking it

>>27523910
Why would that be banworthy? That'd be like banning someone for posting a picture of a dog if you see their bollocks, or a cat's arsehole.

Maybe if there was some middle-aged man sticking his fingers inside of it, sure.

>>27523752

EZ
Her little skirt thing pulls down to reveal a vagoo.
Also, the ruffles over her chest conceal the boobies.

If all else fails, you could always have sex with her hair.

>>27524073
she honks the entire time

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>>27524073
10/10

>>27523752

I need a :^) edit of this thing.

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>>27523752
Ask to "Smutley"

https://youtu.be/n9quJotL8oc

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>>27524102

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>>27523922

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>let's put a wall of jagged spikes around the sensitive areas where you would least want spikes to be

Bastards.

>>27524073
>implied sex

>>27524195
The part showing the nasty buisness is cropped

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>You guys want a Water/Fairy mermaid? Fine. But we're designing it in such a way that it would be difficult to imagine it as a male in any possible way

thanks, I guess, Game Freak

I don't even mind the concept, but sheesh, ever thought of the possibility of someone wanting a male Popplio in their playthrough? I assume not.

Also I don't really want to fuck it.

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>>27524073
>got the seal girl Pokemon I badly wanted
>have to be associated with people who draw stuff like this because "hurr durr furfags"

>>27524379
And literally every starter is almost 90% male. Even Chikorita and Fennekin, the most feminine ones. 90% of these mermaids are going to be guys.

>>27524423
There's porn of literally all Pokemon.

Pokemon's underbelly is one of the most cancerous around. You can't let that get to you.

You people are really this gullible?
I didn't believed it would get this far... Yes, I made this, and posted them in 4ch but didn't expected it to be taken seriously.

Don't you believe me? lets start with the rowlet evo.
If you look at the pose, it is roughly the same as Tranquill, one wing held out.
Another similitude with Taillow is the face, look closely, they have that same 'shape'.
And third, I copied Swadloon, and then changed it to look different, and changed the Swadloon antenna for a feather.
The feet and lower body were inspired by aerodactyls feet, except i changed them to look more feathery

Now, let's move on to the litten evo. It was based on Machoke, if you look closely, both have the same body type. I made the arms and legs thinner tho.
Second, it has some sort of fluff coming out of its cheeks, kinda like Delphox.
And third, I copied the feet and tail from persian, but changed them a little bit and straightened the tail.

Finally, popplio final evo. It was made to resemble Florges, look at its lower body, the evo's lower body is really florges body, then I proceeded to erase Florge's leafs.
Second, the slender body and girly face were made to resemble Mienshaos face.
And finally, mienshao's strange arms were the inspiration for popplio final evo's fins, and the 'bra' and hair was inspired by florge.

The point of this is, get over it, they are fake.

>>27524102

but Poppmaid isn't a clown, why would she honk, she's a mermaid, she wouldn't honk

Pinnister would probably honk, but would anyone be as so far as to honk a female version of that, would anyone even be willing to honk a female Pinnister

I'm sorry for the mental image

>>27524466
This. People can associate you with furfags just by saying "I like pokemon". Don't think the "opinion" of someone like that even matters. Like your seal for its magestick and sleek design, and ignore the people out there who want to fuck it.

>>27524495
stop posting my copypasta

>>27524495
No you didn't. How could you have predicted Mallow?

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>>27524495
First of all, copy pasta? Second of all, look, I'm sorry but it's confirmed.

Pic related isn't evidence, it's PROOF that they are real. It isn't possible that it could be faked. There is no debating that the girl in the leak is Mallow. Which means that it has been confirmed.

>>27523795
Mermaids are mammals you fool. Of course you can fuck it.

>>27524430
This is true. Breeding female starters is basically 1 in every 6 eggs. Sometimes more.

I just wanted to point out how all starters in the trailer are female. I'm not perfectly aware of how GF sets up these trailers, but I believe they disregard genders. If so, the odds of this happening are unbelivably small, unless the percentages were altered.

Make of that what you will

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>>27524594
>>27524605

>>27524739
Maybe they finally decided to make them 50/50 since its not that hard to get copie starters via breeding.

>>27524379
The people who wanted a female Chespin or a male Fenniken were just as fucked. Chesnaut looks masculineand Braxien looks feminine even though i can imagine them both in the opposite genders.

I can imagine this mermaid as male easily, Its the same as mMlotic man, Just picture Wallace using it

bump I guess

>>27523834
looks hot

>>27524611
>Mermaids are mammals you fool.

Pretty sure merfolk have gills, anon.